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Mila Kunis ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’

Mila Kunis is celebrating her most recent victory, earning the title of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ thanks to Esquire magazine. The 29-year-old faced some stiff competition, but managed to out sex every woman alive right now. Of course, when you get crowned Sexiest Woman Alive you have to take time out of your busy schedule and pose for a sexy photo shoot. You can view the pictures down below in the gallery.

So, how did Mila feel about her most recent victory? Well, she sat down for an interview with the magazine and had this to say,

 

“What I do and who I am are two different things. And they always will be. What happens with people is they lose sight of who they are, and they become either who they want to be or who they are perceived to be. I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me.” She told the magazine.

Well, isn’t that sweet! And you know the sweetest part? I actually believe all of that! She really doesn’t seem like the type that lets it all go to her head. She is not only one of the sexiest women alive, but she seems to be one of the sweetest. It’s just a shame that she is currently under the ‘Ashton Kutcher’ spell at the moment, but what can you do when the douchebag comes from you? mila milaa milaaa milaaaa milaaaaa

 

Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!

After the horrible pictures of Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife yesterday, we figured we would make it up to you and show you what big breasts are supposed to look like. Sofia Vergara is a perfect example, she recently posed in some sexy lingerie for Esquire magazine (you can view all the pictures below.)

The magazine also interviewed Sofia and she shared some tips on how to land a beautiful Latina babe. “I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness. We all want to have sex in a romantic way. But with a Latina, you’re going to have more fun.”

She also revealed that she can have quite the temper, “Nick (her boyfriend) wonders how I can get really mad and scream, then turn around, do something, come back, and forget that I was mad. The first time it happened, he thought, this woman is insane. One time I was screaming with my sister. Then the next day, I told him I was having lunch with her. He said, ‘How? You were just fighting with her!’”

A hot babe with a temper? Sign me up! I’ve always wanted to walk out of the bedroom, bloody and bruised. I want some kind of proof that I just had the time of my life in there. Battle wounds. Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!

 

Freida Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot!

Freida is so underrated. Sure, she will make it on a “most beautiful” people list every now and then. However, not a lot of guys mention her when they talk about the sexiest ladies on the big screen. Why is that? This chick has got it all going on for her (as you can see from the pictures below.)

She doesn’t usually strip down for the cameras, so these pictures are a nice treat, but a bigger treat can be found in her new movie, ‘Trishna.’ Freida has some nude scenes in the movie and she talked about those scenes in the April issue of Esquire UK magazine. She apparently strips down for a brief sex scene but the butt you see will not be hers, she admitted recently to having a butt double.

Freida had this to say about filming the scene, “It was hard but it was a small crew, and they were good at making their presence felt. They didn’t go, ’Quick! She’s nearly naked! Get your Camera out!’’

And for all you guys out there thinking this will become a regular thing, well you might want to think again. Freida is that rare type of actress who actually respects herself. She thinks the script needs to “justify” the nude scenes, “If you’re just doing a nude scene in order for everyone to, like w**k off or something, then that’s not my thing at all.” She said.

…yeah all those gross dudes who w**k off to those scenes. What losers they are, am I right? Who would do such a thing? Shame. Freida Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot! Freida Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot! Freida Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot! Frieda Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot! Frieda Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot! Frieda Pinto’s Sexy Photoshoot!

 

Chrissy Teigen Wears No Pants for Esquire Magazine

We have never posted any pictures of Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Tiegen, but judging by these pics taken by Esquire Magazine, we should be. So here, our very first Chrissy post, where she is boiling some eggs in what can only be explained as the typical female kitchen attire.

Oh and thank heavens she hasn’t figured out how to use buttons yet.

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Get Some Tissues, Here is Kelly Brook in Esquire UK

Kelly Brook is in a bikini on the June cover of the UK edition of Esquire, and her mission was clearly to see how much cleavage she could fit on one magazine cover, and thanks to her advanced degree in quantum cleavage mechanics, that is a surprisingly large amount. I’m actually not sure how she does it… but then, that’s what I get for being a liberal arts major.

One thing is for sure. I would love to come across a girl who looks like this…. So to speak.

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Katrina Bowden Voted Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire

We come here not to complain about Esquire’s ridiculous number of “Sexiest Woman” awards, but rather to praise Katrina Bowden, who’s been voted “Sexiest Woman Alive” by an eager team of Esquire readers, an honor that’s been commemorated with a photo shoot of Katrina in her skivvies.

Because, sure: with all the most beautiful this and sexiest that and other sexiest something, it sorta feels like Esquire is just fishing around for meaningless awards to laud upon gorgeous female celebrities in a desperate attempt to get them to sexily pose for their magazine. But hey: it’s a successful attempt to get gorgeous female celebrities to sexily pose for their magazine. And they deserve props for that, right?

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Emmy Rossum in her Underwear and Telling Jokes in Esquire

Look what those clever people over at Esquire did, they got Emmy Rossum to wear her underwear and then photographed her. They even got her to tell some dirty jokes and then video taped her. Which is awesome because I know a little joke of my own:

Knock Knock? Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I come in you, Emmy?

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Keri Russell gets sexy for

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I’m not a big fan of Keri Russell, but these amazingly sexy photos of her from the latest issue of Esquire go well with the sexy theme. So let’s stretch the sexy streak further and make this day wonderful. By the way, how many of you share my feelings that she still looks as hot as she looked a decade back when she ruled our hearts as Felicity? Check out two more pics after the jump.
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Katy Perry Ditches Her Clothes for Esquire

Even without the bells and whistles of her confusing hipster clothes Katy Perry is still interesting to look at. Her huge… talent… is actually convincing us that she would be doing the world an enormous favor if she were to never wear clothes again. Oil spill? Forget it. National debt? No problem. All we need is to see some Katy Perry jugs every single day.

Aside from kissing girls and allegedly liking it, Katy Perry has been making trips to Toronto, slicing her leg open, and then proceeding to wander around Europe. You gotta admire her burning desire to make Lady Gaga look bad further her career in the entertainment industry.

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Kate Beckinsale-The hottest woman on earth-according to Esquire

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So another week, another ‘hottest’ cover by some rag, but this one has some teeth. Sure, the best makeup artists, photogs and some photoshop can make the fugliest fantastic…..just look at what they do with Lady Gag-Gag. But Esquire may have gotten this right. Kate Beckinsale is a true beauty, she never looks bad, not even mediocre. So we congratulate Esquire, and Kate’s dad’s sperm, for getting it soooooo right.