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OK, so Jesse James probably didn’t do Sandra Bullock doggy-style THIS way

jjnazi_48629Sandra Bullock finally broke her silence to deny rumors that she participated in one of Jesse Jame’s Nazi-banging-with-a-twist porno movies, the theory being that she was hesitant to proceed with a divorce fearing her husband would come out with their dirty secret. “There is no sex tape,” she told PEOPLE, “There never has been one and there never will be one.” Of course, this can only mean one thing: Jesse James is probably getting out of rehab as we speak. Because, really, if there’s no chance ever, to get your wife to get it on Adolf-style with the cameras on, what’s the point of pretending you want to be cured?

Our humble opinion is that most likely this rumor is exactly that, which means Sandra did not get dressed up as Eva Braun and yelled “Mein Fuhrer, schlagen sie mich hart” while Jesse James slapped her senselessly with one hand and held his monocle and taped moustache in place with the other, but since Jesse James is such an adult movie afficionado, we have at least his 12 amateur sex tapes with his mistresses to hold on to.

And since we’ve come to know and love Jesse as a classy kinda guy, most of them are bound to be of the genteel kind…like a tied-up Michelle “Bombshell” McGee catching poo bombs with her mouth while Jesse’s singing “Desutschland, Deutschland, uber alles, uber alles in der Welt”.

Via RadarOnline.com:

Adding another potential bombshell element to the sudden explosion of Sandra Bullock’s marriage, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Jesse James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to RadarOnline.com on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.”

Jesse has been linked to four mistresses so far, but as RadarOnline.com was the first to report, he admitted to Sandra that there were seven women total during the course of their marriage. Jesse is desperate to save his marriage, but Sandra is adamant on saving her career and divorcing the serial cheater.

RadarOnlne.com has learned that none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also not in a completely secure location.

“They could end up being made public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak and end up on the Internet.”

Sandra Bullock released a statement Tuesday saying that no sex tape exists with her and Jesse James. Her statement is in response to an internet report yesterday that said one existed and then described it in graphic detail. RadarOnline.com has not seen any evidence of that tape.