
Eva Longoria seems to have only denied that Tony Parker had filed for divorce in Texas on Tuesday because she wanted to be the one to publicly break open the piñata on their marriage and get a bit of that sweet revenge while doing so. Apparently, Tony wanted to make the divorce go smoother by filing in Texas, but she talked him out of it because she had other plans.
RadarOnline reports:
“They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.”
While some reports have said the texts between Tony and Erin Barry were “innocent” that’s absolutely not true, RadarOnline.com learned. The texts were flirtatious and sexual and “crossed the line,” a source close to the situation revealed.
Erin’s marriage to Brent Barry is over, the source says, and while she and Parker traded sexual texts Parker insists their relationship never became physical. “Look, any wife is going to be upset with what Tony did, but he swears the relationship with Erin stopped there and they never had sex,” the source told RadarOnline.com.
“And Parker also says the text messages ended months ago.”
Even so, Eva and Tony agreed many weeks ago to divorce. “They were discussing how to proceed for a while,” the source said. “Suddenly, Eva not only filed the papers but then went public with Tony’s relationship with Erin. He was surprised, to say the least.”
So these two were talking about divorce and how the papers would be filed, and then BLAMMO! she surprises him by getting the papers filed and dropping them on him… Oh you got BURNED buddy, you do not want to cross a Latino chick, her temper will blow up in your face like a suicide bomber! He’s lucky she didn’t toss out this weeks Valpak coupon book before he had a chance to look through it, or put only empty milk cartons into the fridge so when he wants his Cheerios he gets a HUGE SUPRISE!
As awesome as that revenge plan was Eva, I’ve got a much better one for you. Jump on my “barely making minimum wages a year” cock. That outta piss off that douchebag.