
You want melons? SoBe it!
Here’s Hilary Duff at a Sobe Life Water event in New York City, becuase we imagine she’s running low on the Disney dollars? We didn’t even recognize her at first. Without the bangs, big nose and horse teeth she looks completely different. Guess some women get better with age and surgery.
(Saturday night party at executive marketer’s house, discussing latest promotion, plate of coke going around)
*SNOOOORT*
“Nah, nah, f%$k that! I say…Hillary Duff! Yeah. And we’ll fucking paint “SoBe” on, on on, cantaloupes. At a bowling alley, and we’ll make her F%$KING BOWL WITH THE CANTALOUPES!”













