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Truly Terrifying Images of Joan Rivers without her Make-up!!! [Unbelievably Frightening Pictures Inside]

We all know that Joan Rivers is the queen of plastic surgery, her face more of a mask then a face. And, luck for us, the tenacious comedian decided to let her viewers in on what plastic surgery really is – from the first appointment to the brutal surgery to the painful aftermath, on her and her daughter Melissa’s E! reality show Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best. But, viewers got more than they bargained for when the mask came off, exposing the make-up free monster that lay beneath the layers of foundation and powders. Melissa Rivers, Joan’s daughter, was desperate to stop her mother from undergoing the surgery to ‘tune up’ her saggy neck. Melissa begged her mother, telling her ‘I don’t want you to die.’ But, the 78 year old comedian was relentless, replying to her daughter ‘My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.’ And, shockingly, even though Joan has to have been through, like, a thousand of these things, her nerves were plain to see as they wheeled her into the O.R. Nevertheless, the most shocking part of the entire episode wasn’t the ‘skintervention’ Melissa tried on her mother, nor the caustic comments of the 78 year old Joan. No, the most shocking part of the premiering episode was when we saw Joan remove ‘her face.’ Truly, it was terrifying. Check out the pictures below… you’ll see.

I’m Suing You — Pick the Lawsuit to the Celebrity Game!!!

Welcome to the first Celebrity ‘I’m Suing You’ game! Where did I get such an idea? Well, I got on TMZ earlier and noticed that practically every single on of their most current stories were lawsuits against or from celebrities. So, each of the questions will be in a first person format like I’m speaking as that celeb. (Answers will be found below all of the questions.) Let’s see how many you can get right… 1. That bitch is suing me? Why? I put it in her contract that she had to bring me my towel when I got out of the shower all drippy and sexy! What? Like I’m supposed to get my own fucking towel?! I’m a platinum selling artist! Of course that bitch was supposed to be my alarm clock! Personal assistant is a synonym for alarm clock… right? 2. They ain’t getting that money back! That $560,000 is mine! I had to fuck an NBA All-Star for that money; why was that a hardship? Cause, he’s fuckin’ ugly… I don’t care how big his feet are. And now they’re wanting to take that money away from me after I fucked for it fair and square? I don’t think so! I’ll shove a heel from my new shoe store up their ass before they see any of that money again! 3. They want me to pay over $15,000 for a fucking roof?! Are they crazy? What do you mean they put a lien on my fucking house? Oh, they are dead. Can you say body slam? Yeah, I got one thing to say to those bitches: Can you see me, now?! 4. They want what from me? Hey — must be the monay! Those bastards! American Express isn’t getting those 25 G’s from me! Yeah, I’ll meet those motha fucka’s in court on January 9th. And they’re gonna need a bandaid for their face when I bust the motha open! 5. Fuck the gavel! I’m goin’ after these bitches with a Hammer! Uncle Sam trying to sue me for $780,000! Does the government not know who the fuck I am?! I was the king of the late eighties! They can’t touch this!!! 6. Yes, I AM suing that light bulb company for pretending that I endorsed their eco-fucking-friendly bulbs! What? Why would they choose to use my face when no one knows who the hell I am? Shut up, Ingrid! I was the The Riddler’s boss in Batman Forever AND I’ve been a guest star on Scrubs AND Veronica Mars!!!     Answer for Question 1: Lady Gaga — Her ex-personal assistant is suing her touring company instead of her — for what reason I do not know — for $380,000 in overtime for the thirteen months she was forced to be GG’s alarm clock and towel girl. Answer for Question 2: Basketball Wives kind-of-star, Evelyn Lozada — she’s being sued by a trustee because her ex-fiance, NBA All-Star Antoine Walker, gave her $580,000 which the bankruptcy trustee thinks was [...]

Pamela Anderson Shows Off Her Body in a Tiny Bikini!

The former Baywatch star and sex tape star still has a nice body, even though she is already 44! She was at a beach in Hawaii with her boyfriend and she didn’t leave anything up for imagination in a tiny black bikini. I am not sure why she looks like a chimpanzee in the face, but I am going to ignore that and just stare at her ass. That’s not a bad looking ass for a 44 year old and according to her, it’s all thanks to her “diet” and her two sons. “My kids keep me in shape. I play every sport with them – football, basketball, baseball. I’m always outside and on the beach and in the water and I’m not a real gym person. I don’t do the gym and I don’t diet – I’m vegetarian but I don’t diet.” I think we would all want to play a little full contact football with Pamela Anderson. I have a feeling I would “accidentally” somehow always be falling on her tits with my face. So, which Pamela do you all prefer? The Baywatch Pamela or 44 year old Pamela? I’ve included some Baywatch pictures down below. To me it’s a no-brainer, I would definitely choose Baywatch Pamela, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t still try to hit it now.

Madonna finally understands that her face is the fabric of nightmares

Because Madonna is adamant that no mortal shall ever cast his gaze upon her face ever again, here she is coming out of a Yom Kippur service on Sunday with a scarf covering her face and half her statuesque gargoyle body, until that is her son and a couple of bodyguards tried to alert her to the fact that she was heading towards a fire hydrant. Or so it seems. For all we know, a 19-year old dark boy could have been crossing the street. Her sense of smell is really strong these days.

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Katy Perry Does her “O” Face for Adidas

By now everyone should know what to expect whenever the name Katy Perry appears in the headline. Hint: It’s tits. Big tits… However! Today, that is not the case it seems. Adidas are foolishly attempting to launch some sportswear line without using any cleavage, but instead have opted for Katy Perry’s sexy mouth face thing. Hopefully these 3 pictures don’t tell the whole story, and Adidas did in fact stick her into a sports bra and shot her running in slow motion.

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Lady Gaga had sex with an oyster


Here’s Lady Gaga at last night’s AmFar Benefit Gala (The Foundation For AIDS Research) that kicks off Fashion Week in New York City where she performed her new song Future Love looking like she mated with a dozen marine mollusks and then let them finish on her face. Cyndi Lauper was in tow looking like an alcoholic zebra, but with this shellfish ejaculation bonanza next to her, she might as well have been invincible.


Black Eyed Peas’ manager gives Perez Hilton black eye


TORONTO (AP) - Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

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