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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom pocket the million but are still not married

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Ain’t love great? Especially when its fuelled by the promise of $1million bucks? But folks, we said it and now TMZ confirms it. The ceremony (paid by E!) was not legit so Khloe and Lamar are still two single gigantic lovebirds but each with half a mil more in their pockets:

“We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.”

Meanwhile, Bookmaker.com has come up with the odds for the longevity of this union:

HOW LONG WILL LAMAR ODOM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S MARRIAGE LAST
1-3 Weeks +165 (38%)
1-5 Months +120 (45%)
6-11 Months +200 (33%)
1-2 Years +300 (25%)
2+ Years +400 (20%)

Wait a minute…how about the odds of not getting married at all? Unless E! coughs up some more cash for a real ceremony (with double bonus if Khloe gets knocked up and then ditches Lamar) our money is on Lamar running for the hills before Khloe can put perpetual ownership of his penis and sperm in the prenup…extra insurance never hurt anyone…and the octomom as a cash cow business is soooo in right now.