Why fear the Swine Flu when solid statistics show celebrity panty flashing is a much bigger pandemic and incidents are by far larger in numbers worldwide? Whether you’re in London (Jordan), Los Angeles (Phoebe Price), New York (Famke Janssen) or St.Lucia (Amy Winehouse), the knowledge of what color panties the celebrities wear and whether they shave, wax or go jungle natural is just a few keyboard clicks away. And although some times it is purely unintentional (like Famke), most times it is the result of premeditation (see Phoebe Price who never misses an opportunity to educate us about her ass crack) or heavy inebriation (Jordan and most definitely always cousin-to-the-apes Amy Winehouse).
