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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is a psycho. For Real.

Michelle Bombshell MeGeeAnd it’s not because her dream date would be Hitler, a bottle of good wine and a blanket with the Swastika on it. Or because she makes bizarre fetish videos that appeal to people who have a thing for giants, spiders or slime. No, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is a certified psycho because she pretended she was married to Jesse James before she even met him. While she was married. And had told her husband. And had cut off her husband’s head in their wedding pictures and replaced him with that of Jesse James. And was planning on cutting off Sandra Bullock’s actual, live head and burying it in her back yard. Ok, maybe the last one is an assumption on our part, but then again we all watched Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction…and she didn’t even have a single tattoo on her. Or carry a hatred for the black penis.

Here’s what her now ex-husband Ronald Modica told Us Magazine:

“We had problems during our marriage because of her obsession with Jesse James.

“I once walked into the salon that she owned and she had our wedding photo up there on her mirror and there was a cut-out picture of Jesse James’ face over my face.

“According to Michelle, (Sandra and Jesse) had this big thing going on where they were going to announce their divorce on a certain timeline and she was going to be the next woman.

“Michelle would tell me, ‘You don’t know what’s going on. (Sandra) is in another country. They are not even together. They live in separate places. She doesn’t help out with the kids. All this is fabricated. They are under some kind of a contract.’”