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Recent performance pics of Fergie in Florida

Eh, I dunno. There’s something about Fergie that bugs me. She’s a talented lady and she’s definitely a babe but she’s just a little too masculine for my taste. I think it’s something about her jawline. Anyway, I have to admit, she’s looking pretty darn hot in these performance pics from Florida. Well, aside from that first one. Ever since she wet herself on stage, I haven’t been able to look at her the same way and standing with her knees together like that brought that back. Whatever though. She has ridiculously lovely legs and that’s what I’m choosing to focus on here. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not being a hater at all. She is a complete babe but she’s just not my cup of tea. Nothing personal, Fergie Ferg.

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Fergie’s Wax Doll Is Not At All Realistic

Here’s Fergie last night fondling her breasts at the unveiling of her wax figure at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas at the Venetian Hotel, and we can understand why she was thrilled. The doll looks nothing like her. And by that we mean she does not possess Hugh Hefner’s neck and most importantly is penis-less. Oh, and Josh Duhamel would hit it in a second. Because well, let’s be honest, having to remove Fergie’s genital duct tape every time they have sex is getting kinda tiresome.

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Recent performance of Fergie

Here’s my problem with Fergie. I love her personality. I love her music (although I can’t explain why). I love her unapologetic approach to life. I really, really want to find her attractive like I used to, but I just can’t do it. There’s something… off about her looks these days. I can’t quite put my finger on what that is. Perhaps its the fact that she doesn’t really look like Fergie anymore. I hate to say this for fear of the nasty comments I’m going to get but I have to say it all that same, here in Paris, Fergie kind of looks like a drag queen impersonating Fergie. In some of the pictures she looks alright but in others? Not so much. I don’t know what to blame this on, so I’m going to blame it on magic. Bad magic.

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Fergie in some type of sparkly leather getup

For those of you that don’t know, Super Bowl XLV took place in Dallas this passed Sunday and the Black Eyed Peas performed for the half time show. Apparently there were some sound problems but the show was pretty well received over all until – whoa, holy crap! There’s Slash and there’s Fergie trying to sing ‘Sweet Child O Mine’. Axl Rose is a douchebag of the highest order. We all know this but the guy can sing. Fergie… tried and God love her for it. So… I don’t like talkin’ smack about Fergie because she frightens me. This puts me in an awkward position. Hey! Look how good she… looks… in that… whatever it is she’s wearing. Yeah. I’m done with this one.

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Video: Slash ft. Fergie – [Official Music Video]


Let’s be honest tonight. I have never seen any music video by Slash before this one. Further, I don’t have any more information about Slash’s music. Dammit, I don’t even have any effing clue who this Slash thing is! Interestingly, all the above reasons, or better call them confessions, start to look obsolete by the time one reaches the end of this music video. The reason? Fergie! The music video - Beautiful Dangerous - is awesome and Fergie is ahh-mazing! Enjoy the video!

Best moment: Play it in a loop!

 

Fergie’s Sweet Older Cleavage Comes Out

Here’s ">Fergie and her older bird cleavage hanging out at some football game over the weekend in her weird tiger print dress, and not a sexy tiger print, there’s an actual tiger printed on the back of that thing. I have a lot of t-shirts that are kinda like this, but instead of a stupid tiger it’s an awesome wolf howling at the moon. Who knew I was so stylish. Anyhow, I like her big old tanned boobs, they distract me from that busted face.

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Fergie: Moms Can Be Sexy!

Fergie plans on being a very hot mama... one day.

The sexy Black Eyed Peas singer has been the subject of plenty of pregnancy rumors in the past couple of years, all of which turned out to be false. While fans may be eagerly awaiting Fergie and her handsome husband Josh Duhamel to add to their family, she says her career has to come first for now.

"You can be a mother and still be completely sexy," the 35-year-old tells Cosmopolitan, but adds, "Right now, I don't want anything clouding my focus. Right now, I'm living in the present."

Fergie recently admitted that she wouldn't be comfortable performing with a baby on the way:

"Even if I wanted to get pregnant, there's no way I could perform on stage and be pregnant, I would feel too guilty. Once I have children, the kids come first."

 

Eva LaRue Gets Married In Mexico

Families unite! With waves crashing on the beaches of Zihuatanejo, Mexico, CSI: Miami’s Eva LaRue, 43, tied the knot with businessman Joe Cappuccio, 47, on Saturday (June 26) at The Tides Oceanside resort. “I am so happy,” Eva tells Life & Style. “Getting married in this beautiful location on the ocean with all of our family and friends is so special.”

Nearly 60 guests looked on as the bride, in a custom made Oday Shakar gown, was walked down the aisle by her father while Billy Joel’s “She’s Got a Way” played in the background. But Eva says, “I saw nothing but Joe.” Eva’s 8-year-old daughter Kaya and Joe’s children, Cassie and Kevin, shared in their special day. “Cassie is almost 22, and Kevin is 19, so it’s not like I’m going to actively be a stepmom,” Eva says. “But Joey is going to actively be a stepdad. He and Kaya are awesome together."

The couple shared their first dance to “Finally,” by Fergie. Guests feasted on a traditional Mexican buffet and danced the night away to the Gipsy Kings, who flew in to play live!

“Every single moment seemed to top the moment before,” Eva says. “I couldn’t have dreamt it better. That’s how everything is with Joe. With him, everything becomes miraculous.”

 

Brooklyn Decker Talks Babies & Marriage

Just Go With It star Brooklyn Decker and tennis pro Andy Roddick have been married since April of last year, and inevitably the two are being questioned as to when they plan to start a family. Of their plans, Decker told E! Online,

Not to namedrop because that's really lame, but I ran into Fergie one time and she said to me, 'Once you get married, people are going to ask, when are you having babies? So just get ready for it. It's going to be so annoying. And she's so right. So my answer is, we're obviously waiting. We're young and we're focused on our careers and being together right now."

The 23-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and her 27-year-old husband plan to spend the summer in Europe. Decker said of her plans, "I'm just going to be a wife. I'm just going to go and be a wife and be a plain Jane. I'm so excited."

 

And may Thor be with you soccer players

07260_034_123_242loFergie performed at the FIFA World Soccer Cup kick-off in Soweto, South Africa last night (Thursday, June 10) looking like Harulf the Viking army’s wolf warrior and somehow managed not to kill 91-year old Nelson Mandela who was sitting in the front by inducing a massive coronary attack. On the contrary, Fergie claimed that Mandela flirted with her and that she reciprocated. Mandela was later seen making a late, but urgent call to his shrink: “Damn cataracts, they made everything so blurry…she seemed beautiful…and strong…but then she touched me…and i felt it…no, no, i don’t want to go back to prison…and i will not bend for that soap..no, no” *cries uncontrollably*

 

German FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women In The World

78108_septimiu29_FHMGermanyTOP100_June20101_122_389loThe German edition of FHM just printed its 100 Sexiest Women In The World and inexplicably Beth Ditto who looks like Tweedledum and Tweedledee from Alice In Wonderland on a good day (#98), Marge Simpson (#56) and a host of women with penises and small testicles hidden in their uterus (Fergie at #96, Pink at #76, Ke$ha at #9 and Lady Gaga at #8) managed to not only make the list, but take over Charlize Theron (#97) and Heidi Klum (#100) in the “Sie regen unseren wienerschnitzel auf” (you excite our wienerschnitzel) category. But then again we’re talking about Germans. Who probably stick a nail gun in their ass and start shooting for foreplay. “Zie nails have ripped mein anus in zweis. Wunderbar!!”

 

Fergie wants to bed Cheryl Cole!

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Rapper Will.I.Am’s closeness to Cheryl Cole needs no introduction, but there’s another Black Eyed Peas member with eyes firmly set on the Girls Aloud hottie. Fergie wants to bed Cheryl Cole! Not only does she have a burning desire to bed Cheryl Cole, but Fergie is also confident that she’ll outpace fellow bandmember Will.I.Am and sleep with the Sexiest Woman in the World before he does.

The Sun quotes a source as saying,

Fergie has been telling everyone she’s more likely to sleep with Cheryl before will does. Everyone has been teasing him about his crush. But when Fergie came out with this, everyone fell about laughing. She’s mentioned it a few times now. And even Cheryl thinks it’s hilarious.

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Fergie masters the art of Penis Tucking

article-1267955-093D2BD8000005D1C-828_468x604Here’s Fergie in her snake costume and snake thigh highs during Idol Gives Back performing Rock That Body and now you can understand why Josh Duhamel is still oblivious about his man with man holy matrimony.

Josh Duhamel in the shower with Fergie: “Arrrgh!! What is THAT??”

Fergie: “Calm down you dumb-ass. It’s my tampon sticking out. Here, now it’s gone. Puff, nothing to be afraid of.”

Josh: “You’re having your period AGAIN??”

Fergie:”Yes!”

Josh: “Seriously, you gotta have this thing checked. Plus it stinks like Ketchup and that can’t be healthy”

Fergie:”Will you shut up and bend over? Er, i need to change my tampon.”

 

Josh Duhamel & Fergie Are Broody For Babies

Actor Josh Duhamel and Black Eyed Peas singer-wife Fergie have babies on the brain! The couple spoke with HollywoodLife.com and revealed their hopes for a family. Duhamel shared his lucky number, “I’m happy with one, but I’ll take seven." When questioned about adoption, he replied, "Sure, there’s so many kids out there…I’m a supporter of adoption.”

Fergie, who will be touring until the end of August with the band, added, “[I want to wait until] after the tour because I can’t be jumping around with those other boys if I am."

The couple recently worked through a rough-patch in their short marriage, with Duhamel accused of cheating with a stripper. It appears that all has been patched up now, and Fergie says of the couples relationship, “[It’s] great — aside from the scandal…[which] I’m not talking about.”

The two renewed their vows on January 10, 2010, one year after their wedding.

 

Tila Tequila promotes new pop song with a nipple pop

Tila Tequila 150410Tila Tequila was at the Greenhouse in New York City on Wednesday night when she used her gremlin nipples to bring attention to her new single “I Fucked The DJ”. Honestly, it almost worked because we went hunting for the song. But then remembered we couldn’t actually listen to it because we cut our ears and fed them to the stray cats outside our office 10 seconds into playing her first big hit “Fuck Ya Man”. Seriously, we’re not joking, those are actual titles. Of songs. That she sang. And someone actually recorded.

Here’s Tila talking to Entertainment Weekly about they day Pop music committed suicide.

Everybody, all the kids, they love it. There is a bunch of people saying, “How could you make a song like this? Be a role model.” I never said I was a role model, first of all. That’s what musicians do. You express yourself. Just like Madonna. She got in so much trouble with [“Like a Prayer”] the burning crosses and the black Jesus. And look at her! She’s a legend.

I have my own original sound. Because I had released music a long time ago, before I was famous. I had “F— Ya Man,” which is a classic. To this day, everybody knows, [sings] “I ain’t tryna f— ya man.” And this is before all the girl rap-talk came out. This was when will.i.am was trying to sign me. There was no artist doing that type of sing, pop, rap thing like I was. Then next thing I know, Fergie comes out with “London Bridge.” And everybody was like, “This song sounds like ‘F— Ya Man.’ That’s your swag.’” Come on now.

 

Josh Duhamel Wants Fergie’s Kids At “Some Point”

Actor Josh Duhamel, 37, and wife Fergie, 34, definitely want to have children someday, but not just yet.

“We’ll go there are (sic) some point,” he told PEOPLE while promoting his film Life As We Know It at the ShoWest convention in Las Vegas, Nevada.

In the film, Josh plays the father to an orphaned child – a role which he says taught him an important lesson about fatherhood:

I learned a lot from these kids. The amount of patience it takes, I guess, is the big thing.

“Thank god my wife is incredibly patient,” he added about Fergie. “I’m patient, but she’s incredibly patient. She’s a great teacher.”

Last year Josh chatted with Men’s Health about marriage and movie-making:

I want to do good work, but having kids and a life outside of that is important. If you don’t have anyboy around who loves you, then what’s it all for. You’re just lonely in the end.

 

Nicole Kidman “Can Never Be Away” From Sunday

Adoring mom Nicole Kidman says she has a constant companion in her 17-month-old daughter Sunday Rose.

"I just can never be away from her, so she comes wherever I go, as you see. Have baby, will travel. She's OK (on planes), but honestly, we stay in Nashville a lot. That's why I don't work that much," the Oscar-winner says. "It's harder now to pack to her up. At 16 months, it's a different type of traveling. When they're 6 weeks, they're easier to travel with. And you're breast-feeding, so it's easy to feed."

It sounds like Sunday was a hit with Nicole's co-stars on the set of the new film Nine: "Sunday Rose was there on set," says singer Fergie. "I always wanted to go talk baby talk to her."

The adorable tot has been with her famous mom as she makes the PR rounds for the film as well. The pair arrived in Sydney, Australia this weekend for a very happy reunion with dad Keith Urban.

 

Penelope Cruz sexed up for Interview Magazine

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Penelope Cruz is on the cover and in the pages of January’s Interview Magazine all oiled up and sexy in an effort to promote her new movie Nine (you know, the one that everyone’s in but Gary Busey, Kate Hudson pretends to sing and Fergie puts a strap on her nut sack to play a female hooker) and gets interviewed by co-star Marion Cotillard (yeah, the stupid one who said 9/11 was an optical illusion and a fabrication of the government). Now if only we could get past the fact that a tiny gay creature used to leave his itty bitty paw prints all over her body (hint, same one that uses a flashlight to hunt for a hidden testicle treasure under Katie Holmes’ skirt and comes up empty every time) maybe we could appreciate all this effort…

 

Fergie Hits the Bottle and Gets WASTED After her Husband Cheated on her with a Scipper


Fergie was recently spotted hanging out with actress Kate Hudson at hot spot Katsuya in LA venting about her husband’s affair. Apparently she drowned her sorrows in alcohol. More details under the hood.

We hear that Kate listened closely to Fergie until boyfriend A-Rod showed up, making Fergie a third wheel. On lookers say every time the couple would share a kiss or caress, Fergie would take another swig of her drink. We hear Fergie stumbled out the restaurant with help from her bodyguard. SMH poor thing. For those who don’t know Fergie’s husband allegedly had an affair with a stripper.

 

Michael Jackson wins 4 awards at AMAs

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Michael Jackson was made history by winning four American Music Awards, but he couldn’t beat Taylor Swift as the year’s favorite artist and the evening’s top winner.

The 19-year-old took the top award Sunday night, giving Jackson his only loss of the night, and five trophies in all.

The victories came during a performance-filled show that closed with an S&M-themed, sexually charged performance by Adam Lambert (his performance included him shoving a male dancer’s face in his crotch).

Jackson’s trophies were accepted by his brother Jermaine, who paid tribute to his late brother by wearing glittery white glove. He accepted two of his brother’s awards, thanking “Allah for blessing my entire family” and naming each of his brothers and sisters.

He said Michael’s message is more important than any award.

“The message that Michael had will live on forever,” he said. “He saw good in everyone and he wanted everyone to do good. He always started with love.”

Jackson was named favorite male artist in the pop/rock and soul/R&B categories. His 2003 greatest-hits album, “Number Ones,” also won favorite album in both categories.

Jackson’s victories were among the highlights of the evening, which also featured a jaw-dropping performance from Lady Gaga and a special award for Whitney Houston.

Lady Gaga, wearing a Vulcan-inspired headdress and vest filled with lights, performed songs from her new album, “The Fame Monster,” due in stores next week. She used her microphone to break into a glass case where a grand piano stood. It caught fire when she sat down to play.

The American Music Awards honor the year’s top-selling artists in eight popular genres. But even more than awards, the AMAs are about performances, and they came back to back to back Sunday.

The Black Eyed Peas, voted favorite pop/rock band, energized the crowd when they performed two of the year’s most popular hits: “I Got A Feeling” and “Boom Boom Pow.”

Dancers wearing outfits made from stereo speakers shared the stage with Fergie, Taboo, apl.de.ap and will.i.am, who wore a pompadour wig. The high-energy medley melted into a Nirvana sample at the end, with will.i.am rocking on guitar.

Rihanna returned to the AMA stage Sunday, sporting blonde hair, a skintight, white peek-a-boo bodysuit and a tattoo down the front of her neck that read “Rated R,” the name of her new album, out next week.

Janet Jackson opened the show with a medley of some of the biggest hits from her long career — all tracks that appear on her new greatest-hits collection, also called “Number Ones.”

Alicia Keys and Jay-Z dueted on their ode to New York City. Shakira was flanked by a dozen dancers in tiny black bodysuits as she sang her new single. Kelly Clarkson performed a stripped down version of her hit “Already Gone,” backed by a string quartet.

Jennifer Lopez added a boxing motif to her dance-filled performance, but she slipped during a tricky move and landed on her bottom.

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said the show left him star-struck.

“When you see all the talent that’s in the room” like Jay-Z and Lady Gaga, he said backstage, “it’s like holy moly, these are huge people.”

 

Atlanta stripper Josh Duhamel banged still milking it

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Note to Josh Duhamel and all the other celebrity cheaters:you have to improve your stripper/prostitute silencing skills. Usually a meat cleaver and a plastic bag are all you need to sleep like a baby at night…just joking…but tazering them in the head until you see smoke is not a bad idea.

Anyhoo, the Atlanta stripper who claims she had sex with Josh Duhamel has figured out a new way to stay relevant for another 60 seconds: pretend to care that what she does for a living actually has an impact on someone else other than the guy’s “soon to realize swine flu is a piece of cake compared to turning into a 4th of july firework” penis  and apologize to the other penis Josh is married to.

Nicole Forrester says she realizes the hurt her alleged affair with Duhamel has caused.

“I’m sorry,” the 34-year-old tells Fergie. “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody…I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it like I think of it now.”

Forrester has claimed she had sex with Duhamel at an Atlanta hotel while he was filming ‘Life As We Know It’ with Katherine Heigl in October.

Forrester still insists she is telling the truth about the affair, though Duhamel insists she is lying. “Too bad [Josh] can’t just admit it,” she adds.

The 34-year-old single mother of two says she slept with Duhamel, 37, while he was filming Live As We Know It in her hometown of Atlanta over the summer. Despite the fallout from their affair, Nicole alleges that Josh has texted her as recently as this week.

In an one-on-one interview with Extra, aired last night, Nicole fumes over being labeled a “homewrecker” by the razor-tongued public.

“She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?” she says.

So what do you call Fergie with a remote control and Josh with a chastity belt and an ankle monitor that picks up hooker smell and sets off a series of industrial-strength zappings to the neck on a guy’s night out?

 

Fergie told carpet munching is a no no when in holy matrimony

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Part-time lesbian Fergie wasn’t aware she had to stop sleeping with girls when she married hubby Josh Duhamel. 

Fergie - who’s admitted to a steamy past of girl-girl encounters – was convinced same-sex frolics didn’t qualify as cheating in a marriage.

That was until her therapist informed the singer that all kinds of infidelity were strictly forbidden.

Fergie said: “I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.

 ”The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man.

 ”But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. “I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.”

 

Fergie Likes Men With Gigantic Packages And Women, But No Stripper Threesomes


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Fergie likes women and men that are hung. The pissy songstress also spoke about the chance of a threesome with her hubby, Josh Duhamel:

She said Duhamel, 37, wasn’t bothered that she had experimented with women. “I’ve been very honest with him from the get-go,” she said. “I think women are beautiful. I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. “The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man,” she added. “But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship.”

You freak. That hubby looks like a snake anyway, so no telling on how long this perfect wedding will last.

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Fergie is a saint and a ho at the same time, while hubby is just a sex maniac

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We are learning a lot about Fergie and husband Josh Duhamel these days and it seems they are one kinky couple. Josh is into women who look like men, he gets excited by fat rolls and has a voracious appetite for sex and Fergie thinks she has a halo on her head but her crotch is a sinner who can send someone straight into the fiery pits of Hades. 

First, Josh was accused by stripper Nicole Forrester of having sex with her. She even apparently tooke and passed a lie detector test about it!

Duhamel denied Forrester’s story, saying in a statement: “This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

You think that’s ridiculous? Wait until you hear what Fergie said to Cosmo.

 The Black Eyed Peas singer is on the cover of sex-obsessed Cosmopolitan magazine talking about, what else, sex. And she’s also getting religion into the mix!

“You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore,” she says in the December issue. “And me? I’m both.”

We’re not sure what that means exactly. Sounds dirty though!

Anyway, interviewed  before her husband’s stripper brouhaha, Fergie also talked about how Josh likes her – fat, skinny, or both? (Fergie put on a few for the film “Nine,” coming out later this month.)

“When I came home from filming he was excited. He enjoys having both: the extra meat to grab when it’s there and the tight stomach when that’s there…he’s never been critical.”

Meanwhile, the new issue of Us Weekly has just hit newstands and it has more details on Josh Duhamel’s alleged fling with the Atlanta stripper.

Nicole Forrester has revealed the two “had lots of sex” at the $830-a-night St. Regis hotel after he came into the Tattletale club where she works in Atlanta. (Duhamel, 37, is in the city shooting the comedy, Life As We Know It.)

Forrester claimed that they watched a porno movie and hooked up. Forrester’s lawyer, Romin Alavi, tells the new Us Weekly, “They fell asleep together, and he kept waking her up to have more sex.”

Alavi also tells Us Weekly that Duhamel never paid Forrester for sex but did give her $100 for cab fare.

During the night, Forrester claims, Fergie’s name came up just once: “After he told me his real name, I asked, ‘Are you Fergie’s husband?’ And he was like, ‘You know what you know.’”

A lawyer for Duhamel strongly denies the stripper’s claims – and wife Fergie, 34, is standing by her man. “Fergie says nothing is wrong. Every time I ask her how married life is, she says, ‘Awesome!’” says a source.

Another source tells Us Weekly, “Josh told her it didn’t happen, and she believes him.”

Ofcourse the magazine goes on to claim that Josh even bragged about the one night stand to his buddies.

 

Josh Duhamel vehemently denies stripper rumours

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Folks, we have no idea if this story holds any water, but if it does, then we’re sure of one thing: Josh Duhamel is into guys…because take the boobs away and both Fergie and the stripper could pass for sexy Vikings in a gay porn movie.

And yes, The Enquirer has been known to tell a lie or two (although that bit about slimey green aliens abducting Jon Gosselin, altering his sperm into alien baby juice and forcing him to mate with Octomom in order to propagate the new species on earth is absolutely true), but if you think about it, Hugh Grant did a man ho back when he was dating Elizabeth Hurley and did we, or did we not think we were being duped?

Here’s how the story goes:

According to The Enquirer, Duhamel, 36, met stripper Nicole Forrester in early October at an all-nude club in Atlanta called Tattletales Lounge where she performs under the name “Delilah.”
Duhamel was in Georgia filming the romantic comedy Life As We Know It, when he and a pal stopped by the club, according to the Enquirer’s front-page story. Forrester says Josh first identified himself as “JD”, and said he was in town to make a porn movie. “I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’”

Forrester says after drinking Grey Goose vodka together, Duhamel had Nicole perform a nude dance for him and a male friend. She says before he left, they exchanged phone numbers, and on October 9th, he called her and invited her to his $820-a night room at the St. Regis hotel.

Forester goes on to describe their encounter, which led to sex, she says. The Enquirer article says that Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was paid for telling her story.

 

Fergie dons easy access outfit at Outside Lands Festival

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If the big zipper in the front of Fergie’s black romper wasn’t enough “easy access” for you, the Black Eyed Peas singer went ahead and added some revealing cutouts along her hips as well.

Looking like a prostitute/biker babe from the future, Fergie and her band mates rocked the Outside Lands Music & Arts Festival in San Francisco on Saturday night (August 29).

However, before hitting the stage, they shared their shock in the passing of DJ AM: “Oh man, we were shocked [when we heard],” rapper Taboo said. “We couldn’t believe it. We were just with him [last] Friday in Las Vegas. We DJed with him and we took a couple pictures, and to hear it is devastating.”

“He was just so talented and just such a cool, good-spirited person,” said Fergie. “There wasn’t a mean bone in that guy’s body, and it’s just really sad.”

If it’s any consolation, we’re sure AM is looking down from heaven smiling as so many people come forward to say such kinds words.  And that outfit of Fergie’s could put a smile on even a dead man’s face.

 

Oh, Ashlee!

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Ashlee Simpson went to the Bardot Hollywood yesterday night. Ironically, she was at a restaurant! Is she taking Fergie’s Skinny Water? Get better soon, Ashlee!

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Fergie Diet Secret REVEALED!

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Ms. Fergie “I-look-better-as-a-brunette” was seen at LAX leaving for Las Vegas this Friday. She also showed her diet secret to the paparazzi. Ladies and gentlemen, SKINNY WATER! Time to stop that Ferg, enough skinny for you!

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Fergie all Smiles

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Fergie is all smiles as she departs from Los Angeles International Airport, despite the rumors that her and her husband actor Josh Duhamel are on the rocks.  The couple were married in January of this year.

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Does Fergie have vitiligo?

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Fergie, Wil.i.am and the rest of the Black Eyed Peas were attending  Paris Menswear Fashion Week’s Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 show at Le 104 on Thursday (June 25), when we caught site of Ferbie’s bare back.

Granted, the blotchy skin on her back could be a giant birthmark, or a sunburn (although it would have been red and flaky), but it could also be vitiligo, the autoimmune disease that results in blotchy dipigmentation. The disease is not so rare as one might think. Currently there are 2 million sufferers in the U.S alone. Vitiligo has varying degrees of severity.

Meanwhile, Fergie’s hubby Josh Duhamel was on Jimmy Kimmel Live when he talked about Perez Hilton getting punched. Duhamel admitted that we would have loved to be the one delivering the punch and that Perez definitely deserved it. Check out the video below.

 

Lady Gaga’s boobs wish you a happy 4th of July!

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Lady Gaga was on fire at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. It was an explosive performance. She was too hot for words…we can do this all day you know…but we have to stop, compose ourselves and get back to serious journalism: Lady Gaga’s performance at the event was a borefest…after watching her mammaries expose their talent at pyrotechnics we were really hoping for a few firecrackers shooting out of her ass and setting some of the audience members on fire (maybe front row where Audrina Patridge was sitting…although it’s a toss up if having her hair emblazoned in a halo of burning light would have ignited any reaction…ok, maybe the dead fish eyes would have twitched a couple of times).

Also check out Fergie (going overboard with her 80’s revival) and Kim Kardashian(parading a new hairdo and hoping it would offer distraction from her zebra-lined rear) at the same event.

 

Black Eyed Peas’ manager gives Perez Hilton black eye

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TORONTO (AP) - Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

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Fergie Goes Topless For ‘Allure’ and We…Swoon? Puke?


To all of our viewers out there, we need your help. Upon viewing these pictures of Fergie's new Allure magazine photo shoot, we didn't know if we should deem them hot or less than fresh. Sure, we all know she's got the killer bod and hottie husband, but what the H is going on in the face?...
 

Fergie shows off hot body for Allure Magazine

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Gotta admit, Fergie has gotten in great shape this year and she’s dying to show it off. The july issue of Allure has plenty of photos of Fergie posing in different bikinis, but this black&white one stands out (don’t know, something to do with the allure of a swimsuit worn backwards…). Fergie is paying hommage to 1960’s model Peggy Moffit (albeit with more demure intentions). The same picture was shot in 1964 by Peggy’s husband, photographer William Claxton.

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Rihanna parties with new boyfriend at Black Eyed Peas album release party

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Rihanna’s intentions were definitely not good when she showed up at NYC hotspot The Griffin, for the Black Eyed Peas deluxe album release sponsored by Target because she came wearing a sweater…and nothing else. Judging from the fact that she and new flame Aubrey “Drake” Graham left the party at the same time (albeit in different vehicles to throw us off) we will assume this was a matter of convenience when time came for him to take shelter under her umbrella.

By the way, this was the same day that it became a certain Rihanna would be subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown so she was definitely looking to burry her sorrow in “Drake’s” rapping arms…

Also check out pictures of the hostess with the mostess, Fergie in her corset mini-dress (who must be getting her fashion vibes from famous dominatrix Mistress Natasha Sweet) and a couple of captions of her getting it on with other girls in the video I Gotta Feeling (we hear she whipped them senseless at the end of the clip but it was cut due to “editorial reasons”).

 

Hollywood goes gaga for peekaboo flesh

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Is it just us, or have women in Hollywood gone sluttier? This is the little pornstar in them talking, but it’s disguised under high-end fashion. It’s the new Hollywood trend: 80’s spandex or shiny dresses with a madman’s scissors applied to them. As long as no ass crack, crotch or nipples are on show, everything else is a go, including 90% of the butt cheek area (Leighton Meester recently showed us a new version of the sumo wrestler).

Check out Heather Graham at the Hangover premiere and Kristin Kavallari at Warner Bros 70th anniversary screening of the Wizard of Oz  both wearing the same “sneak peek into my naked body” dress.

And let’s not forget Fergie in her uber mini sequined cut-out dress that she wore for The Letterman Show the other night (warning to those with epilepsy:Do not stare at Fergie’s shiny dress for too long or you might start foaming at the mouth). Don’t worry, there’s bound to be panty-flashing pictures of this one pretty soon…no way she made it for the whole segment without uncrossing her legs…

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Vanessa Hudgens sets her sparrows free at the MTV Movie Awards

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She doesn’t have anything to do with music, but Vanessa Hudgens’s birds were making sweet music at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday…almost loud enough to compete with Megan Fox’s lethal stare and long legs standing on a podium of killer stripper shoes (a stripper shoe fetish shared by Fergie who chose to wear the same set of bedroom accesories at the event)…now if only Vanessa’s boob tape didn’t adhere on so well, we might even have forgotten all about The Hottest Woman On The Planet (Megan Fox - Spike TV Guys Choice Awards).

Also check out Katy Perry and her peacock, Ciara spreading her legs on stage, and Sienna Miller finally looking like the sexy British babe  Jude Law cheated on his wife for.

 

Fact: Fergie is a Lesbian


Fergie's career must be going down faster than Lisa Lampanelli on a black guy during a Friday night show at the Apollo. She recently admitted to The Sun that she has experimented with girls and once had a lesbian romp...
 

Fergie’s new video gave her the chance to reignite her lesbian tendencies

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We might as well get over it. Every celebrity who thinks staying relevant requires being sexually deviant/intriguing will tell us at some point that they love the cockatoo, but they also like the taste of carpet and the fiber it provides.

And Fergie, who did tell us of her raunchy past and her girl-on-girl action numerous times, is now spreading the word like a bible salesman in Britain.

She told British tabloid The Sun:

“Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.”

The Black Eyed Peas shot to No. 1 in the UK charts yesterday with “Boom Boom Pow” — but it is their next single that is closest to her heart because she gets to share saliva with hot girls.

She happily explained: “You’ll like our next video, for “I Got a Feeling,” because I have a little girl-on-girl tease section of the video. I met the girls right before we did the scene. They were beautiful. They were hot. One of them was the director’s girlfriend — so he was happy!”

 

Who knew Penelope Cruz could be such a limber stripper?

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Don’t be fooled by the ease with which Penelope Cruz is spreading/splitting her limbs and by the sexy pout she’s sporting while doing it. The ability to look like a convincing burlesque stripper (is it just us, or does anyone who has all their parts attached to their torso wants to do the Dita Von Teese routine?) took months and a lot of thigh and crotch bruises.

She says: “When something like that happens, you just have to keep going and forget about any physical pain. I was dancing in the dark with just one spotlight on me so I had to be extremely alert.”

Penelope’s splits and stretches in lace and bustier are for the benefit of her new musical “Nine”, an onscreen adaptation of Federico Fellini’s musical “8 1/2″.  She plays the raunchy mistress of a married musical director played by Daniel Day-Lewis.  The trailer also shows Fergie (who gained 10 pounds for the role and can also be seen in some pretty raunchy leg-spreading) as the prostitute Saraghina. Nicole Kidman, Judy Dench, Sophia Lauren and Marillon Cotillard also part of the movie.

Who said musicals are boring?