A month ago we were blessed with a few photos of Katrina Bowden dressed up as a sexy cheerleader. And now a month later the full set of photos has been released. Are you excited? You better be!
CLICK HERE to view all of the sexy pictures. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on these.
Enjoy!
We really have to hand it to Elle Liberachi, she’s a pretty classy lady. Here she is, turning twenty-five today, and what does she ask for as a present? Nothing. Apart from getting naked(ish) for us in the latest French edition of FHM Magazine. Oh Elle, you’re so wonderfully selfish. Is there anything we can do to repay you for your birthday generosity? What’s that? You’d like us to ogle your pictures endlessly, obsessing over your good looks? Well, no worries there, we’ve got you covered on that one, for sure.
Never shy when it comes to showing off her well-endowed figure, Kelly Brook appears in the latest issue and cover of FHM Australia, as well as FHM Spain, making these two places twice as sexy. The British glamour girl dazzled for the mag’s photogs as she donned a variety of skimpy outfits including a tiny daisy duke style denim outfit for the cover shot.
I’m surprised all the erections in Spain and Australia haven’t combined into one Voltron-ish erection visible from space. I’d be more than happy to fill her ass with happiness. That’s what I call my weiner.
Dear Megan Fox,
We can forgive you for associating with asshole like Eminem and Rihanna for one reason – and one reason only: your tight-ass body. The body that makes us run out of jizz in a single evening. The body that posed for an FHM shoot and (dare we say it???) flashed some Megan Fox Pubes. Maybe they’re not clear and maybe it’ll take a lot of motivation to actually completely a successful self-pleasuring, but it makes the world go round.
As the saying goes… “Every time we see Megan Fox’s Vagina, an angel gets its wings.”
Sincerely,
Every single man on Earth. And some women
The German edition of FHM just printed its 100 Sexiest Women In The World and inexplicably Beth Ditto who looks like Tweedledum and Tweedledee from Alice In Wonderland on a good day (#98), Marge Simpson (#56) and a host of women with penises and small testicles hidden in their uterus (Fergie at #96, Pink at #76, Ke$ha at #9 and Lady Gaga at #8) managed to not only make the list, but take over Charlize Theron (#97) and Heidi Klum (#100) in the “Sie regen unseren wienerschnitzel auf” (you excite our wienerschnitzel) category. But then again we’re talking about Germans. Who probably stick a nail gun in their ass and start shooting for foreplay. “Zie nails have ripped mein anus in zweis. Wunderbar!!”
Victoria’s Secret Marissa Miller won over Megan Fox as Sexiest Woman On The Planet in a poll by FHM that drew in more than a million votes and here she is receiving the prize in her underwear (because doing so dressed would be a blasphemy). If you’re unsure as to whether she deserves it or not, check out the latest Harley-Davidson campaign for 2010. On that note, we’re launching a contest as to whether anyone can figure out where her legs end and the machine begins. Winner gets a paper clip and a 25cent off coupon for Balmex chafing cream. Hey, nobody said we make money on this site. Now can we borrow your car because we have a date tonight?
