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Heather Locklear:The new (but only because it’s held up with pins) face of Melrose makes 1st appearance


There’s nothing like a 48-year old stiched, botoxed, restylaned face beamed down from the planet where all 80’s shoulder pads go to drink and die as a breath of intoxicated fresh air for a show which is pretty much an emporium of hot 24 year old tits and ass (sharp chins excluded). Can Heather Locklear save Melrose Place? Maybe…if DUIs are a frequent part of the show and assuming they are unscripted…otherwise we want our money back…oh, and they might want to airbrush those knees a bit…they’re looking awefully sad.