Last night Lady Gaga proceeded to walk around Paris in pretty much nothing but a leather jacket and some fishnets, exposing the French to her ass cheeks while screeching at the top of her lungs “Look at meeeeee. Please, everyone, look at me. No, I’m serious, look at me!”
But she has clearly learned her lesson after she fell on her ass not that long ago. Now she doesn’t leave her hotel without her own set of “holder uppers” to keep her walking upright with hose demonic shoes she constantly wears. Someone needs to get the memo out to her that she wouldn’t have to cling to people in order to not fall over if, a) she just didn’t wear retarded hoof-shoes or b) wear her sunglasses when it’s clearly night time or at least very effing dark.
