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Dear Shae, In the song ‘Yankee Doodle’, is it the horse, or the feather that he is calling ‘Macaroni’? – Jennie May

Dear Shae, In the song ‘Yankee Doodle’, is it the horse, or the feather that he is calling ‘Macaroni’?

- Jennie May

Dear Jennie,
He is actually referring to his hat wearing pony. The feather was actually a sparkler to light up the night air. Two things in todays society is a direct result of that feather and hat. 1) Yankee Candle Company and 2) The homophobic term “flame” which references a gay sparkling hat wearing pony.

 

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Why Gerard Butler giving Jennifer Aniston’s ass the two-finger goose might not have been premeditated

article-1262462-08F24D0A000005DC-555_468x414Here’s Jennifer Aniston in a mini dress with half its lower part completely see-through busting out some Flamengo moves in Madrid, Spain (there promoting The Bounty Hunter with Gerard Butler), and we’re just saying…Jen has definitely loosened up a bit as of late, so Gerard Butler fingering her in the middle of a publicity photo op event might not have been for the sake of saving their movie from tanking deeper than the Titanic. Then again, it could have been the opposite. Gerard putting his fingers near her frigid posterior might have triggered a global ass warming effect. So, are we saying here that Gerard Butler’s manwhoring ways are in fact powerful transformation tools? Wow, did not see that coming.

PS:Second set of pics are from Jennifer Aniston’s Harper’s Bazaar’s April Issue.