Here is Selena Gomez wearing short shorts on Miami Beach where a lightning fast paparazzi managed to snap a picture of a tiny little upskirt moment. (See here and here)… Well, we say “upskirt” but it wasn’t really an upskirt. Since the panty flasher in question is actually wearing shorts. Which means it’s the rarer, though no less thrilling, upshorts. Though frankly, as long as we see even the tiniest hint of panty, we don’t care what sort of garment is partially covering them. It’s all semantics, anyway… and semantics is nowhere near as enthralling as panties.
Don’t get us wrong – Hollywood whores flashing their pink around is one of the only thing that keeps America going anymore. Sooner or later, though, these loose ladies are going to have to realize that they are showing their cooter to the world. It’s quite simple really: ladies, if you can feel a cool breeze on your lady-junk when you sit down, you’re dress is way too damn short. So short, that perverts like us are going to forever objectify you and make you masturbatory material for high school perverts the world over.
