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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem tie the knot!

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Penelope Cruz has finally tied the nuptial knot with beau Javier Bardem. After taking us for a big spin last Christmas, the Spanish duo reportedly exchanged vows in a low-key private ceremony in the Bahamas earlier this month.

People reports,

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have always kept their romance under the radar – and their intimate wedding was equally low-profile. Cruz, 36, and Javier Bardem, 41, exchanged vows in front of family members during a small, private ceremony held at a friend’s home in the Bahamas earlier this month, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The bride wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.

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Russell Brand to tattoo poem on his penis

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Russell Brand (here with Katy Perky Boobs at the John Galliano fashion show in Paris) wants everyone to know that he is the bickest dick in comedy…that or he wants Katy Perry to feel she’s dating a very romantic penis. Because Russell is planning to get the chorus of Morrissey’s 1995 B-side Whatever Happens, I Love You (said to also be Katy’s favorite song) tattooed on it…which is pretty much impossible unless he’s inherited the penis of T-Rex.

Here’s the lyrics:”Cold loving prose, we stole each other’s clothes/ But when all is said and done, it’s you I love.”

On the other hand, if this holds any water, then Russell Brand is the smartest man on the planet…because he just found a way to make giving a BJ feel like going to the theatre to watch Romeo And Juliet…genious.