This golden statue of Kate Moss sold for almost $1million. To a Japanese. Of course. They invented golden showers, didn’t they?
Holy crap! Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs has to be one of the ugliest dudes ever!
Gene Simmons married Shannon Tweed so he can officially have sex with himself in wedlock.
Ohhhh, Justin Bieber is playing with the duckies. Twenty million girls just fainted.
Rooney Mara from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo exhibits once more the brilliant nanotechnology behind photoshop.
Oh look, Jessica Biel is sporting a dove tattoo. She made peace and the good sex with Justin Timberlake, didn’t she? That’s what she wanted us to take out of this, didn’t she?
Penelope Cruz bitch-slapping her co-star around on the set of her new movie Venuto Al Monto. Why are all the chicks in Spanish movies and telenovelas so violent? It’s starting to scare me.
Hilary Duff doing a great job making us forget she has a thing growing in her uterus.
Jason Biggs has been eating one too many pies lately.
That’s all the smiling you’ll get out of Jessica Alba. Motherhood has yet to melt the frost.
Ivana Trump was invited to Gabrielle’s Angel Ball (Cancer charity event), most likely to scare the cancer away with her face.
