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Michael Jackson:I can heal sick kids, Madonna is a jealous bitch and Hitler was a genious


Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, a close friend of Michael Jackson’s for many years is suddenly in a sharing mood (prompted by kosher loads of cash) and is spreading the wisdom of MJ via tapes holding more than 30 hours of conversation between the two of them.

Boteach “shared” his precious tapes with NBC’s “Dateline” and “Today” and segments will be airing today (Friday) and on Tuesday.

Here’s what he had to say about Madonna…which we’re predicting will lead to a psychotic incident during which Jesus Luz will be found hanging by a pig hook and his balls decorated on MJ’s tombstone:

 ”Is there a lot of jealousy in your profession?” “Absolutely,” Jackson answers, “and ‘M’ is one of them. Madonna.”

Jacko also believed he was meant to touch small children around the world…as twisted as that may sound:

 ”I’ve seen children just shower all over me with love,” Jackson said. “They want to just touch me and hug me and completely just hold on and cry and not let go . . . and mothers pick their babies and put them into my arms — ‘Touch my baby, and hold them, touch my baby, touch my baby.’

According to the British newspaper The Sun, he also revealed that he admired Hitler:

“Hitler was a genius orator.  “To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”

Rabbi:”You believe that if you had an hour with Hitler you could somehow touch something inside of him?”

Michael Jackson:”Absolutely. I know I could.”

He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining:

“You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.”

Wow…we knew he was crazy…but “I’m Jesus” crazy??