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George Clooney Arrested!!!

The world’s most handsome man was arrested today, led away in handcuffs in front of the Sudanese embassy. George Clooney, movie star and philanthropist, was put under arrest at a protest on the streets of Washington DC against Sudan’s leader, alleged warlord Omar Al-Bashir.

George Clooney has been making his rounds in DC this week, using his unbelievable star power to draw attention to the atrocities taking place in Sudan. Clooney even testified for the Senate Foreign Relations Committee about what he’s witnessed in Sudan. But, even more impressive, was his private meeting with President Obama.

Clooney was leading the protest today in front of the Sudanese Embassy. He was protesting for the Sudanese leader to allow humanitarian aid across the borders to help the citizens of the war torn country. The happenings in the country are truly sickening; women and children are raped, citizens are tortured, and genocide is an everyday occurrence. (I was going to post pictures of the Sudanese travestires in this post, but they were simply too graphic and too heartbreaking. If you’d like to see the images of the Sudanese people to know for yourself what is happening in this country, click here.)

And George isn’t all talk, as some celebrities who take part in humanitarian efforts are. He has been to Sudan six different times to witness what is happening for himself. His passion for the topic is palpable, and so it is no surprise that his passion led him to do what he did.

Accompanied by his father, Nick Clooney, George led the citizens to the steps of the Sudanese embassy, but when they crossed the ‘police’ line, that was it. They were both handcuffed and popped into the back of a paddy wagon. The awesome thing? George Clooney had a big ass grin on his face, which just makes him hotter, really. Wanna impress a lady? Go out and get arrested for a good cause. (The Daily Fix is not responsible for any arrests you may incur for listening to my sarcastic advice.)

In all honesty, though, what George did was right on and bad ass. He paid his hundred dollars though and was popped from lock-up. But, he wasn’t the only one that got arrested; John Pendergest, Martin Luther King III, and Al Green all got read their rights. But it’s been Clooney’s star power that has caused such a media uproar. And that’s EXACTLY what he wanted. He was quoted saying that ‘if it’s loud enough and you keep making it loud enough at the very least people will know about it.’ We definitely know about it now, too. If you want to help with this cause, visit George Clooney’s site, EnoughProject.org.

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Stacy Keibler and Molly Sims Spice up Cabo!

I don’t know what you did with your Thanksgiving but I bet it didn’t match up to the Thanksgiving George Clooney had. He got to spend Thanksgiving with his girlfriend Stacy Keibler and mutual friend Molly Sims. Just let that simmer for a minute, you most likely spent Thanksgiving with Uncle Tom and Aunt Sherry. Probably playing Monopoly or something, and George Clooney was riding Jet Skis with Stacy Keibler, I think Mr. Clooney has all of us beat.

While we were chewing on Turkey legs, he was staring at Stacy’s legs and those things go on for days! They probably went to some hot club, and then they probably went back to the hotel room and had a threesome with Molly Sims. At least that is how I pictured it happening, you might have your own fantasies.

The only complaint I have is that there is too much towel and not enough body. Why are people so against air drying? Just relax in the sun and let the water slowly drip off of you. Towels are only acceptable when they’re slapping someone’s ass. That would have made for some great pictures….ah one can only dream.

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George Clooney contemplated suicide…and lost his virginity to a rope

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney opens up about his spinal cord injury in 2005 during the filming of Syriana which lead him to contemplate suicide:

Lying in hospital feeling like he had suffered a stroke he thought: ‘I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live’... The back injury he sustained while filming Syriana was so bad that he started blowing spinal fluid out of his nose. He tried drinking heavily but it was not enough to anaesthetise himself.

‘I was at a point where I thought, “I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live.” ‘I was lying in a hospital bed with an IV in my arm, unable to move, having these headaches where it feels like you’re having a stroke, and for a short three-week period, I started to think, “I may have to do something drastic about this”… but I never thought I’d get there. See, I was in a place where I was trying to figure out how to survive.’

George also shared his early adventures in the world of sex and how a rope pretty much molded him into the chick banging machine he is today:

Clooney reveals that that while he lost his virginity at the age of 16 (“young, very young, too young”), he had his first orgasm when he was much younger. “I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old,” he says. “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “Oh, my God, this feels great!”

And last but not least, George Clooney shares a deep love for dick jokes and fart noises. In other words, we’re twinsies. Only I’m a lot more handsome than he is. Right, ma?

For example, the word “Johnson” always makes him laugh. “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He’s also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

 

Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.08.2011)

Someone told me JLo and Jennifer Aniston engaged in some sort of battle of the slits and thighs at Glamour’s Women Of The Year Awards but I was too mesmerized by Donatella Versace’s corpse-like beauty to notice.

Iggy Pop is the new face of Paco Rabanne perfume…which I’m assuming smells like unwashed hair and soiled underwear? This brand just committed suicide, didn’t it.

Kim Kardashian pictured arriving at LAX without make-up. She’s really, really hurting, you guys!

Christina Aguilera revisits her Disney days…and somehow makes Minnie look quite appealing. I have a thing for skinny chicks.

Coco goes shopping for clothes. Just trying to imagine the salesperson’s face when she asks for pants in size DDD.

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to Los Cabos for the second time in a month! “Good morning, George. I hate marriage.” “I’m booking us another vacation as we speak!”

Nicole Richie and her cleavage accepting the award for Style Influencer Of The Year. That tip on how to wear a scarf AND earrings at the same time had a profound effect on my life.

And now the Obamas taking drastic measures to resurrect the economy.

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Elisabetta Canalis buries George Clooney in new book

Elisabetta Canalis (seen here with True Blood’s Mehcad Brooks in Berlin – because the black penis is the ultimate healing weapon for wounded hearts) is already coming out with a book(guess Dancing With The Stars didn’t do the magic trick) called Questo Amore (This Love) written by Italian Journalist Bruno Vespa in which she pretty much attempts to destroy the belief that George Clooney is the Alexander The Great of our modern times when it comes to conquering vaginas and that he’s more like a father figure than a lover?? And here I was thinking she’d say something like this: “The penis the George, he no like-a the gray bush, si? So he breaked it up with questo mio vaginello, il bastardo!”

Via People Magazine:

‘He has been special for me, and very important, just as a father would be.’

‘Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.’
‘George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids.
‘I don’t put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs.’

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.21.2011)

George Clooney at the exact moment he realized Stacy Keibler will soon want marriage too. Don’t worry, somebody had an oxygen tank handy, so all’s good.

Who wants to see Amanda Seyfried bend to pick up poo?

That’s Hugh Jackman’s 55-year old wife and no he hasn’t cheated on it. He’s a saint.

Some Joe Manganiello for the ladies?

SJP shouldn’t hire nannies that are better looking than her. Wait. That’s pretty much impossible, unless the carriage horses working in Central Park are applying for a job, so scratch that.

Salma Hayek should know better than to cover those with padded pasties.

Serena Williams walking alone in a short skirt at night puts the fear in my groin.

Mick Jagger’s girlfriend is a giant. Or Dustin Hoffman is a midgit.

Sofia Vergara sends us her best from Mexico. But why so much clothing, Sofia? It’s Los Cabos!

Candice Swaynepoel has put on weight to stay with Victoria’s Secret. Can’t you tell?

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.

Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles.

Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be working really well.

Sophie Monk has not had her morning coffee yet.

Miranda Kerr’s almost gave us a supermodel crotch-sighting. Almost.

Mariah Carey’s twins are white??

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to France. Does he not know she will demand a ring and the right to birth his children after this?

Rosie Huntington and her see-through corset top.

Courtney Love is her usual ethereal self.

Sinead O’Connor’s lesbiantry has served her well over the years.

Liev Schreiber is the very essence of manliness.

Patrick Swayze’s wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.17.2011)

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!”

Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare.

Our congrats to Stacy Keibler. She made it to her first movie premiere with George Clooney.

Lady Gaga’s looking for a better signal.

Kelly Rowland’s breasticles are an excellent judge of talent at the British X-Factor.

Christina Milian as the hostess for the End Of Summer celebration at the Palazzo in Las Vegas.

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George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to Mexico

Here’s Stacy Keibler showing George Clooney her appreciation for her upgrade to “girlfriend who made it to Cabo San Lucas and sun bathed with Cindy Crawford’s old, wrinkly knees”.  Game well played, Stacy, well played. The two are staying at the Puffy Taco Resort & Casino (co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler) which features an olympic-size jacuzzi. Because when The Cloon tells you to get naked and do 20 laps in boiling water, you do what the man says.

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George Clooney finally takes Stacy Keibler out of the cage

George Clooney deputed his WWE wrestler of a girlfriend, Stacey Kiebler at the Toronto Film Festival after-parties Sunday night, and we can only assume it was after she wrapped her 42 inch legs around his head and threatened to break his neck if he didn’t. Somewhere in L.A, Elizabetta Canalis is hitting on Chaz Bono as we speak to get over this new turn of events.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini on a Yacht, Doing Things Rich People Do

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, wanting us to think she is still George Clooney’s girlfriend, but we all know that isn’t . Because as we all know, George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper. Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn. True story.

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Elisabetta Canalis Strips Down to her Birthday Suit for PETA

Elisbetta Canalis, probably known better by her other name ‘George Clooney’s smoking hot model girlfriend’, has decided to bless the world (and raise some good will for animal rights and shit like that) by posing “naked” for PETA.Now, we appreciate Ms. Canalis’ efforts on behalf of animals, and we’re sure the pictures will be smoking. But we do think it’s important to manage all your expectations: the pictures (which won’t be out until the fall, by the by) are not going to be some great reveal of the gorgeous body that George Clooney gets to ogle (and then some) every night. For that however you could simply head over to Google Images, since she’s gotten her boobs out many times in the past.
 

George Clooney Uses Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Kids As Decoys

That George Clooney is a smooth one. Although his villa in Laglio, Italy, has often given him solace from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, lately it's become overrun with tourists. So how does The American star manage to catch a break? By using the kids of friends Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as decoys, that's how.

"Unfortunately Laglio is turning into a bit of a tourist mecca now and so I have to be a little more careful whenever I'm there - either that, or I should just stand at the entrance to the village handing out tourist brochures," he tells UK's The Sun.

"Whenever I want, I can always stage a diversion and invite Brad and Angie and their 15 children to come over," George joked, referring to Brad and Angelina's large brood – Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

"Then I can sneak away to the other side of the lake by boat and do whatever I want."

Brad and George have been friends for years, having worked together on the three Oceans films - which kicked off in 2001 with Ocean's Eleven. The two also worked together on the 2008 flick Burn After Reading.

 

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Kate Winslet has a nice rack - Celebrity Odor
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