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Katy Perry Gives Ze Germans Boners

Katy Perry found herself traveling abroad over the weekend, appearing on Germany’s Wetten Dass…? to show those Deutschlanders how to do it up right.

She pretty much didn’t do shit the whole time except sit on a couch looking good and oh so clueless. But in a way I feel cheated, I was so sure that German TV didn’t allow any clothes and nudity was mandatory.

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Lady Gaga without her mask…and it’s not like looking into the pitt of hell after all

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If you exclude the batwing pants that made it look Lady Gaga has two erect penises who hate each other and don’t want to meet in the middle when she appeared on the German TV Show Wetten Das? recently, she looked, well, not as painful as having your eye folds stapled to your forehead and forced to not blink for an hour! And that’s as far as we’ll go when it comes to giving Lady Gaga a compliment…even with her new nose job. And don’t even think of thinking she looks kinda cute because we’re going to dig up her bikini candids and shove them in your face…don’t pretend, you know which ones…unless you want to crawl back into your mommy’s uterus again, erase those thoughts, right now!