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Sexy girl Fail compilation part. 4 funny video ;) .avi

 

Sorry I Am a Stupid Sexy & Noob Girl !

 

Sexy Girl FAIL compilation part. 3 funny video ragazze che fanno le sexy e falliscono clamirosamente

 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 12/28

Oh… do I have some good, bad, and fucking fugly things for you today! Welcome back to The Good, The Bad, and Fugly, ladies and gents! Now… let’s get to it! The Good — Ah… Irina Shayk. A Russian beauty in German lingerie. Is there anything better? Hmm… I don’t think so. Yeah, I think that pic speaks for itself. Hot… fucking hot. The Bad — So, as I’ve already told you all – I like a thicker girl; they’re just sexier. But a thicker girl in a tiny, unflattering bikini? Um… no. I’m not sure what’s goin’ on with this armpit tit fad, where the suits only cover up the nipples, but that’s just disgusting. Ice-T’s wife, Coco, nearly made the Good list today… until I saw this picture. Do you see her coot? That is the nastiest shit I have ever seen!!! A thong is supposed to expose your butt cheeks, not wrap around and damn near expose your labia!!! Ugh… sorry to all of you who find that look appealing, but… it’s just not for me… The Fugly — And again, seeing this pic as an itty bitty thumb nail, I thought right away ‘The Good List!’ But, then… I clicked on it. Okay, THAT is not a thong — that is a straight up WEDGIE!!! Lara Stone is the second Pirelli calender model that I’ve put on the fugly list in two damn days!!! For those of you who missed yesterday’s edition, Kate Moss was fuckin’ FUGLY!!! And now, here we have David Walliams’ model wife, Lara, with a damn wedgie up her ass! And not only is it a wedgie… it’s a BAGGY WEDGIE!!! And that, my dear daily fixers, is FUGLY!
 

The X-Factor Judges Made a Huge Mistake!!!

I have never in my life tried to cuss someone out through the television before… until last night, that is. X-Factor’s elimination show was a stressful one to say the least. Two people had to go home; the one with the lowest votes was sent packing immediately, while the other two had to sing for their lives. Astro received the least amount of votes. Okay, I liked the kid – he honestly had flow, but that’s not what had me screaming in outrage Read more [...]
 

Amber Heard making out with her lesbian lover

Here’s Amber Heard outside Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz, Los Angeles on Wednesday night making out with a brunette while engaging in some Nazi salute at the same time which clearly is not what I expected (in my fantasies there’s always heavy breast grabbing), but since I’m eager to learn the nuances of lesbiantry, I think I’d make a perfect assistant if they needed someone to hold a flag or detangle their hair or wipe out the lipstick from various body parts.

FYI, the girl she’s making out with is not her girlfriend of three years, Tasya Van Ree, and since the two still follow each other on Twitter I’m going to go ahead and assume Tasya sent Amber out to find a beautiful brunette and convince her to come home with her so they can have a romantic threesome in a hot tub. I think it’s time for popcorn, si?

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To the Vatican:Robert Pattinson is not a deviant moral vacuum;he’s still crying inside for making girl strip

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To all those who are ready to burn Robert Pattinson to the stick as a heartless, pasty white smelly vampire, know this:Robert did not spend 5 minutes infront of the mirror high-fiving his dick for managing to get a hot stranger completely naked in front of a lot of people just by asking her to take her clothes off. As a matter of fact, his heart is still bleeding every time he recalls that incident (and if you get close enough, you’ll see those blood tears streaming down his eyes).

Via The Sun:

TWILIGHT hunk ROBERT PATTINSON has admitted his “terrible guilt” – after making a girl fan STRIP for him.

The Brit – who shot to global fame as brooding film vampire Edward Cullen – said he was shocked when the girl did exactly as he asked during a signing session.

Robert, 23, said: “It was after a period of signing 500 signatures and one of the fans came up.

“You kind of get ten seconds with each person and you never really say anything and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’

“And she said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’

“I was like, ‘Um, just take your clothes off.’

“And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security.

“I never felt more terrible. The guilt.”

He also told Ellen Degeneres, he thinks he lives up to his sex symbol image in New Moon – the sequel to hit flick Twilight.

The actor, who shows off his toned body in the movie, said: “This is the first time I’ve ever been proud of my physical appearance.”

He has also revealed that he came close to changing his career.

Robert said: “Literally, the day before I did this audition (for Twilight) I was going to quit acting, because I’d never got any jobs. It’s incredible.”

New Moon has been condemned by the Vatican as a “deviant moral vacuum”.