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Golden Globe Red Carpet Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — OVER 60 PICS INCLUDED!!!
Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes
Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps.
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Social Network
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
The Kids Are All Right
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version
Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Glee
Best Director – Motion Picture
David Fincher, The Social Network
Cecil B. DeMille Award
Robert De Niro
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Laura Linney, The Big C
Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World (Denmark)
Best Performance by an Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, Glee
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin
Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Best Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network
Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” Burlesque, written by Diane Warren
Best Television Series – Drama
Boardwalk Empire
Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Colfer, Glee
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Carlos
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Paz de la Huerta Finished All the Booze at the Golden Globes
Post-Golden Globes, Boardwalk Empire actress, Paz de la Huerta, was denied entry to the Chateau Marmont afterparty on grounds of inebriation, falling over, ripped dress and flashing her boob. So while the rest of the staff were picking up the award for Best TV Drama she must have been at the bar doing tequila shots with Mel Gibson.
But her state really wasn’t a huge surprise, it seems to be the census from people who deal with her in a professional sense, that she is an insufferable, narcissistic, attention-starved, uber-privileged mess. Which shows that she really isn’t acting much on Boardwalk Empire, just being herself mostly. Sure she remembers some lines and dresses in clothing she wouldn’t normally wear, but beyond that I doubt she prepares much for that role. Oh wait, I forgot, she also shaves…
Ricky Gervais Got Banned From the Golden Globes for Being Awesome
Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’s masturbatory delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke that got him in the most trouble was when he made fun of Philip Berk, the current head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA for short).
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure,” a member of the HFPA says, adding that Gervais’ relentlessly mean shtick could have even larger consequences. “For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”
Berk verified on Monday that Ricky has ticked off the HFPA, telling the Hollywood Reporter that the two-time host went too far with his jokes aimed at other celebs.
“He definitely crossed the line,” Berk said. “And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that’s Ricky. Any of the references to individuals is certainly not something the Hollywood Foreign Press condones.”
Wait what, how do you humiliate a group that gave Pia Zadora an acting award? And at a show that was once just an excuse for a drunken bacchanal? Plus I’m pretty sure the HFPA got Ricky there knowing full well he would rip everyone a new asshole.
The fact the HFPA would blacklist someone from winning an award because they were personally offended simply validates how ridiculous the Golden Globes are.
“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” I mean, come on, that line alone made Gervais worthy of a knighthood.
Well done Sir. Ricky Gervais. Well done indeed.
The Scientology joke is a masterpiece. In order for either Tom Cruise or John Travolta to have a libel suit, the defamation has to be factual. In other words, since Ricky didn’t mention them by name they would basically have to come out of the closet. Thank you Sir. Gervais for the most brilliant Catch 22, I’ve ever seen in Hollywood.
Sofia Vergara’s Golden Globes
God bless you Golden Globes, God bless you. Not only do you come around every year with your hot celebrities sticking their boobies into tight dresses, but you also have such a wonderfully puntastic name that allows us to use silly yet simple titles like the one to this post. And who is more worthy of a titty pun than Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, who’s got the most golden of all gigantic golden globes.
Is it just me or every time I see Sofia in a dress/bikini/t-shirt/blouse/NASA EMU space suit, I imagine her top half being like a can of worms. If you unclasped her bra, her breasts would explode out with so much force that her nipple would be likely to poke you in the eye and temporarily blind you. You’d need one of those welder’s masks just to get her naked.
Hayden Panettiere Has Nipple Pasties Covering Her Golden Globes
Looks like Hayden Panettiere mistook the Golden Globes last night for “take your dad to work day” as she donned a very revealing dress that screamed “Hey! Look at my boobs, but don’t look at my nips please” since she was wearing fugly nipple pasties underneath the dress that became very noticeable when exposed to all that pesky flash photography.
That giant boyfriend of hers is none other than Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, whom I’m sure she has lots of things in common with, and so much to talk about with a guy who makes his living getting punched in the face by deranged Russian pugilists. OK to be fair on the guy, he holds a PhD in sports science and is also a political leader in the Ukraine… so even LESS for Hayden to relate to.
Angelina Jolie is Asstacularly Asstastic
Assgelina Jolie was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in The Tourist, and she said the acknowledgment was an honor, then added “we were laughing because it’s the first time that I’ve been in the comedic category so it’s new for me.” Ironically that was the exact reaction from the rest of us. But who really cares about award nominations, what really matters here are these two pictures that have just surfaced of Angelina’s butt naked… umm butt. The pictures are from when she starred in Wanted not so long ago.
We find her ass more than adequate for our needs
Fun fact: The artist who did those back tattoos did not utter a single word for over twelve years after the day of finishing them… and when he finally did, he simply let out “Ta daaaaaa” before collapsing to his death. True story. We wouldn’t lie.
‘Avatar,’ Sandra Bullock, Jeff Bridges Win Top Honors at Golden Globes
The science-fiction blockbuster “Avatar” has won best drama at the Golden Globes and picked up the directing honor for James Cameron, raising the “Titanic” filmmaker’s prospects for another Academy Awards triumph.
Winning the dramatic-acting honors were Sandra Bullock for the football tale “The Blind Side” and Jeff Bridges for the country-music story “Crazy Heart.”
The acting prizes for musical and comedy went to Meryl Streep for the Julia Child story “Julie & Julia” and Robert Downey Jr. for the crime romp “Sherlock Holmes.” The supporting-performance Globes were won by Mo’Nique as an abusive welfare mother in “Precious” and Christoph Waltz as a gleefully bloodthirsty Nazi in “Inglourious Basterds.”
The blockbuster “Up” came away with the award for animated film.
Brangelina shun Golden Globes
Brad Pitt and Angelina may be the first couple of Hollywood, but that doesn’t make them any less or more eccentric than any other Hollywood celebrity. Reportedly, they are up to their star antics and have boycotted the Golden Globes because Brad failed to receive a nomination for his role in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Of course, we can blame it on the fact that the film managed to grab a string of other awards, including Best Picture and Best Director for Quentin Tarantino.
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