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Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Separate

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It’s over for Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. The A-list couple announced Tuesday they’re separating after 10 years of marriage.

“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate,” the parents of daughter Apple, 9½, and son Moses, 7½, announced via GOOP under the title “Conscious Uncoupling.”

“We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate,” the statement continues.

The pair go on to talk about their dedication to coparent their kids.

“We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been,” they share. “We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner,” concludes the announcement, signed, “Love, Gwyneth & Chris.”

Academy Award-winner Paltrow, 41, and Coldplay frontman Martin, 37, tied the knot in a secret ceremony in late 2003 and for years have faced breakup rumors.


Gwyneth Paltrow: “I Don’t Give A (Bleep) What Anyone Else Thinks”


Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t care about strangers’ opinions – especially what other moms think.

Mom to Apple, 9, and Moses, 7, Paltrow tells Red, “Nobody else can tell (a woman) how many hours a week she needs to devote to this, that or the other … (Forget) what anybody else says … It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. That’s what we’ve got to let go of. That idea of ‘Oh god, if I don’t show up to this concert, all the other mums are going to think I’m terrible.’ Well, so (bleeping). It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. It matters what you think of yourself. And what your children think … So if anyone is going to ask my advice, I’d say, do what is right for you, and don’t give a (bleep) what anyone else thinks.”

She added, “This is the thing, it’s like the older I get, I realize it doesn’t matter what people who don’t know you think. It doesn’t matter. You’re wasting your energy. It’s like, if your partner comes to you — or your best friend — and says, ‘Listen, I want to talk about something you did that hurt me, or I think you could improve,’ sit down and listen to what they have to say. But some friend of so-and-so’s — it’s like, who gives a (bleep)?”

She’s had a rough ride – having been ridiculed for Goop and having Vanity Fair say they’re planning to run an unflattering story about her.

“Obviously, I have (gossip) on a very large, global scale. I don’t have it in the village gossip way; but it’s the same thing. That’s why I really don’t read anything. Because if it’s important, it filters down to me.”


Gwyneth Paltrow Steps Out With Moses

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Academy Award-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow stepped out with husband, Coldplay frontmanChris Martin, and their son Moses, 7, in Venice, Calif. on Sunday (September 15). The trio were seen shopping at a children’s clothing store and later stopped for an ice cream treat.

“My son would like to be more like Uncle Jay,” Gywneth told E! News of her son’s admiration for close family friend Jay-Z. “He asked me the other day how he could look more like Uncle Jay. I said I would have to think about it.”

And it sounds like Moses has some budding musical chops like his famous papa.

“My son is an amazing hip-hop little guy—you can’t believe it,” the proud mom added. ”I got a note from his teacher the other day. She said, ‘Dear Mrs. Martin, I would just like to tell you that all the children sang me ‘Happy Birthday’ today, and afterwards, Moses did a spontaneous rap that was actually brilliant.”

As for their 9-year-old daughter Apple? “My daughter is more like indie, she’ll be kind of more indie rock,” Gwyneth said. “She wants to have a band.”

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I Promise This Ain’t What You Want: The Biggest N-Bomb Controversies In History


Here’s a review of some of the biggest n-bombs in history and what the fallout says about when it is and isn’t OK to use the word.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Attempts To Appear “Relatable”


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On April 16th, 2013 Gwyneth Paltrow was voted the “Most Hated” celebrity in Hollywood.

She earned this despicable spot namely because she constantly says stuff like, “I am who I am; I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year” and, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.”

Every day since that article was published, Gwyn has been trying to save face and get everyone to change their opinion about her.

Gwyneth is working overtime so that people stop calling her “insufferable,” “pretentious” and “out of touch” and start calling her “cool,” “down-to-earth” and “just like you.”

For a timeline of Gwyn’s attempts to appear “relatable” since the “Most Hated” interview – visit


Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Tragic Miscarriage

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In a new interview, Gwyneth Paltrow says she suffered a miscarriage which almost killed her.

For the first time, the Academy Award-winning actress, 40, reveals she lost her third child and she is still “missing” the baby.

“I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third,” she told The Mail on Sunday’s You magazine. ”It didn’t work out and I nearly died. So I am like ‘Are we good here or should we go back and try again?’ “

The Iron Man star – who has daughter Apple, 8, and son Moses, 6, with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin – said their kids often ask for another sibling.

“My children ask me to have a baby all the time and you never know, I could squeeze one more in,” Gwyneth shared. “I am missing my third, I’m thinking about it.”

She went on to say that seeing her pals Jay-Z and Beyonce with daughter Blue Ivy makes her feel “very broody.”

Gwyneth also praised her rockstar hubby whom she called a “good man.”

“I chose the best father. Chris is so good to the children and to know that you had kids with such a good man is a real weight off you,” she said. “We are committed co-parents, we make all the decisions together and lean one one another for support.”


Match the Favorite Sex Position to the Celebrity!

Zoe Saldana, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jane Fonda and Sarah Silverman all went on the new TV series, The Conversation With Amanda De Cadenet. And they were all asked one very personal question, “What’s your favorite sex position?”

We have posted all of their answers below, but have left out who said them. Your job is to match the answers to the celebrities who said them. Once you feel like you have matched them all up perfectly, head over to the following link for the answers.

1. “While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it’s not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee…[I like to be] either lying down or sitting up on a couch with him coming on to me, no pun intended.”

2. “I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top…I love doggy-style or standing up.”

3. “I’m down with all of them.”

4. “I do enjoy a good sound missionary-ing…and I like to be manhandled.” Match the Favorite Sex Position to the Celebrity! Match the Favorite Sex Position to the Celebrity! Match the Favorite Sex Position to the Celebrity! Match the Favorite Sex Position to the Celebrity!


The Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names!

Celebrities are known for giving their babies bizarre names, and just recently Beyoncé and Jay-Z continued the trend. As we all know they named their kid, “Blue Ivy” which sounds more like a bar of soap. But, they are not the worst offenders; I have looked back and found some really horrible celebrity baby names. “Pilot Inspektor” Yeah, actor Jason Lee named his kid, “Pilot” are you freaking kidding me? Is the next kid going to be named, “Co-Pilot?” I mean, where does the madness stop? That poor kid. “Apple” What a fruity name, huh? Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid APPLE! That just doesn’t make any sense. What could possibly make you want to name your kid apple? Do you know how confusing that is going to be? What if the kid is at school and hears, “Apple” and the kid turns around, only to find out they were talking about an actual apple! You don’t make your kid’s name edible! “Memphis Eve” Only Bono could think of such a horrible douchey name. It’s bad enough having to be the child of Bono, but now you have to deal with that name, too? Life is just not fair. “Blanket” Why not? We have a freaking apple on the list, why not add a blanket? As most of you know Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket. If we ever find a kid named, “Snuggie” I think it would be safe to assume it is Michael’s long lost child. “Tu Morrow” Are you serious? Actor, ‘Rob Morrow’ named his kid Tu Morrow…just think about that for a minute. Do you get it, yet? He just punned the hell out of his baby’s name! There has to be some sort of law against that, arrest that man! “Moxie Crimefighter” What kind of crime is Moxie fighting? The crime of parents giving their kids horrible names? Moxie Crimefighter? What were you thinking, Penn Jillette? Teller could have come up with a better name, and he doesn’t even talk!

Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.11.2011)

Ke$ha shows us how she maintains her beetle-like figure.

Is Sakira turning into a hot mess? And why is Marc Anthony looking at her like she’s a plate of nachos covered in guacamole?

So this is what Leonardo DiCaprio will look like when he’s 77 (here playing J Edgar Hoover). Bet he’ll still have a stash of supermodels under his bed. Right next to his bucket of pee.

Gwyneth Paltrow and her chest hole give Justin Bieber a Bambi award in Germany.

Remember Jonathan Lipnicki, that cute kid from Jerry Maguire? He now wants to beat you up.

Demi Lovato shows some serious cleavage at the Latin Grammy Awards. Goes without saying that Sofia Vergara was also there.

Minnie Driver goes shopping with her 12-years younger toyboy.

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.14.2011)

Kate Gosselin is now forced to shop with coupons. Putting the kids up for sale on Ebay is next.

Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini in Hawaii.

Ali Larter keeps pounding us with her absence of cleavage.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Ruffalo show off their acting skills.

Megan Fox is still alive and getting paid by Armani to promote their lipstick.

Uma Thurman’s cleavage totally makes up for her slightly scary face.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.12.2011)

Elisabetta Canalis is now tweeting her bikini pics. This has not been her year.

January Jones takes baby Xander on the set of Mad Men. “Hey, are you my daddy? No? How’ bout you? You? You??”

Evangeline Lilly shows Jay Leno some side boob love.

Christina Ricci on the set of Pan Am.

Who wants to see Jodie Marsh’s man-abs?

Go figure, Gwyneth Paltrow sweats just like the rest of us. Say what? That’s organic sweat?

Camille Grammer looks great for a 76-year old.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Vain AT ALL

Because we’re pretty certain you’d rather make out with an angry possum than read Gwyneth Paltrow’s organic and lavender-scented website, we found the courage to do it for you. And became better people from it. Gwyneth gave us little and unimportant people a look at her pre-Emmy preparation during which she allowed a dozen make-up and hair artists to turn her into the goddess that she is and subsequently crashed them in her coffee grinder and turn them into fertilizer for her organic patsouli garden. She then proceeded to grace us with words of wisdom and self-awareness (read: i’m only saying these things so you all post back and tell me just how awesome i am):

‘I live for Tina Fey and I love Kenneth from 30 Rock! Wait … why does my arm look like that and since when do I have 9 chins?’
Gwyneth also shed a little light from inside the auditorium, saying the seat filler (someone who fills an empty seat during an event to give the illusion of a full crowd on camera) before her ‘was sweaty…  chair was wet. Gross!’

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All the others who tried and failed at the Emmys 2011

As possibly the only woman that can stand next to Christina Hendricks and not have her chest look like a large gaping hole after a dynamite blast, Sofia Vergara would not ordinarily lead this kind of post, but she covered them, so damn it, she failed us. Julie Bowen, on the other hand, is a pro at chesticle failure, and for the life of us, we can’t understand why she insists on plunging necklines when those three rascals of hers have left her with a bossom that’s as enticing as a classroom writing board. And then we have Gwyneth Paltrow who ate a whole organic leaf yesterday and was proud to show it didn’t leave her bloated, Lea Michelle who assumed we find vertebrae arousing, and Kate Winslet whose semi-sexiness we chose to ignore because she made those comments about being a foe of plastic surgery. Nobody call our obsession with huge fake boobs unhealthy. Oh, and Katie Holmes was there. Before two security guards picked her up and carried her back to her paranoid gay ewok.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Saved a Live on 9/11

Pictured above and below is Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at ‘The 3rd Annual ‘Bent on Learning’ Benefit  in New York City. Which isn’t that intresting, at all. But this story about Gwyneth Paltrow being the only hero that American needs is however. People reports:

Clarke was rushing to get to work at the Twin Towers in New York City when she jaywalked in order to get to the subway station. As she crossed 7th Avenue, a Mercedes SUV came barreling toward her.
Both Clarke and the car stopped in their tracks, and as the driver waved her across she realized it was Paltrow behind the wheel. The near-collision caused Clarke to miss her train, and by the time she got to work, the first plane had hit the World Trade Center. “At that time I was annoyed at everything that made me late that day, including Gwyneth Paltrow.”

When contacted by The Morton Report, Paltrow’s publicist Stephen Huvane confirmed the accuracy of the incident and added that Paltrow, 38, was “deeply moved” by the story.

So let this be a lesson: Next time you’re annoyed with Gwyneth Paltrow, imagine how Paltrow-related irritations may actually be saving your life, in the manner of an irritating granule of sand turning into a pearl in the mouth of an oyster.

Y’know I think I can actually credit Gwynnie with helping me lose a couple of those Holiday pounds lately. Just staring at her face makes me so nauseous I completely lose my appetite.

Thanks Gwynnie! xoxoxo

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Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her legs

I hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time – and I mean a long time. She was one of those women that just rubbed me the wrong way. Her whole, “I’m just like every other working mom” always fell flat for me, especially considering her advice to the other working mothers out there involved spending money no normal working mother would have. She just seemed completely out of touch with what the real world was like. That all changed for me when she appeared on “Glee” and had a little fun with her reputation. Her performance in “Country Strong” sealed the deal. I’m now Team Gwyneth all the way. Here at the RSPCA Animal Charity event in London, Gwyn shows off get legs and her charitable side, choosing a more casual approach to the her attire but still looking fabulous. Love her. Glad to admit I was wrong about this one.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Wears a Handbra for Vanity Fair

You may hate Gwyneth Paltrow for that obnoxious web magazine of hers, GOOP, you may hate her “Glee” cameos, you may hate her cheerful obliviousness to her own privilege and assumption that everything that’s been handed to her on a diamond encrusted silver platter is something she’s earned through hard work. But put all those feelings aside: Gwyneth’s posed (well kinda) naked for Vanity Fair…and that can only inspire love (no hate!).

Wait no, f$%k it. We still hate the bitch.


Gwyneth Paltrow Attempts to Rap

Last week, the GOOP-itrix herself, Gwyneth Paltrow, appeared on the Graham Norton Show (which is like The Tonight Show if Jay Leno was Irish, gay, and actually funny). She rapped. Yes, she did the first few lines of the NWA classic “Straight out of Compton.”

Gwyneth Paltrow makes me want to spit. No, I don’t want spit rhymes, I just want to spit to get the taste of her out of my mouth. There are just not words to describe what the sound of a privileged, self-satisfied white lady trying to be Jay-Z sounds like. It’s your classic dancing about architecture. You know what this means, don’t you? Her next appearance on Glee is going to include and acoustic version of “Shoop!” Actually, that’s not the worst idea.

Here’s the whole clip of her appearance (Jump to 6:18 for the rap). The rap bit is pretty much the biggest disgrace to the memory of NWA since Ice Cube’s movie career.


Gwyneth Paltrow Clearly Didn’t Like Her Grandmother, Calls Her a ‘Real Cunt’

Apparently the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Just when you think professional ridiculous person Gwyneth Paltrow can’t provide more fodder for her haters, she calls her grandmother “a real cunt.” Following Chelsea Handler’s admission that her grandmother was “a real bitch,” Our Lady of Organic Dewdrops lays into old Grandma Muti:

She tried to poison my mother against me, but it didn’t work! Because I have a great mother.

She must not have been very happy, and must have had a lot of pain, because she was mean as hell.

Oh that Gwyneth Paltrow! She’s so stuck-up! So judgmental! So undermining and snide! So full of free-range jicama and feathery moonbeams and babies with unusual names.

Oh and speaking of cunts… Chelsea Handler is still unbearable.


Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Shitty Family That Never Cooks for Her

While celebrated moonbeam Gwyneth Paltrow spends most of her time slaving over a hot custom-made pizza oven, preparing nice meals for her family, sometimes she needs to eat too (about once a month) and it’d be nice, maybe, if just once her ungrateful brood of wretches returned the favor. But apparently they don’t.

The jumble of dandelion fuzz and glass molecules had a book party for her hot new cookbook in the West Village last night and the following exchange took place:

For her part, the hostess, who served her favorite duck ragu as a main course, revealed that while she loves cooking for her family, they don’t exactly return the favor – ever.

“Never. Not once,” said the Country Strong star, 38. Not even a bowl of cereal for breakfast? “No,” she said.

You named your kid Apple. She doesn’t cook for you. I think it’s a fair trade. As for her husband Chris Martin, if your wife stuck to a strict macrobiotic diet and only ate autumn light mixed with a wisp of steam planted when the moon was waning, you wouldn’t cook for her either.


Gwyneth Paltrow has the body of a skinny boy

I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Like When We are Mean to Her

In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about how people are mean to her because of her (out of touch with reality) blog, GOOP. The only thing worse than a “sincere” Fishsticks (as someone so aptly named her once) is a “sincere” Fishsticks whining about being Fishsticks.

“Any time you do anything with any degree of sincerity, people make fun of you. That’s totally fine. I don’t care. I don’t read any of it. My thing with Goop has always been, if you don’t like it, then don’t log onto it. There were a couple of times when I thought ‘I’m just gonna stop doing it. People are so mean to me. I don’t want to do it.’ But then I was like, ‘Who cares what some lame person out there says?’ I was in Italy once, and this old man came up to me and said, ‘I had the best time in Nashville because of Goop.’ And that is so worth it to me.”

Celebrities get made fun of Fishy. Which is a true fact of this terrible, blog-ridden, cynicism-dominated current world of ours. (One that I’m well aware of my somewhat heightened place in, so this is me acknowledging that I, the pot, am also black.) People do tend to mock sincerity because it is such an easy target. But I think in the case of Ms. Paltrow and Goop, it’s not really any sense of sincerity that people are teasing. Rather it’s a wildly out-of-touch perspective couched in a faux-Everymom tone. As an example she suggested to people an $80 leather flyswatter as a Christmas gift, and then she expects people not to make fun of her? AN EIGHTY DOLLAR FLY SWATTER, GWYNNIE.

I can just picture what an average night in Gwyneth’s 117 bedroom castle must be like:

“Nobody understands me!” Gwyneth sobbed, dabbing her perfectly-lined eyes with a silk handkerchief embroidered with thread spun from gold. “I’m normal! Just like everyone else!”

Sighing, she shut her diamond-encrusted Apple MacBook Air ™ that Steve Jobs had sent her as an early birthday present last fall and rang for Edwin, her butler.

“Edwin, I’m a normal woman, aren’t I?” she squeaked, holding back tears.

“Madam musn’t cry, lest she stain her new angora sweater with mascara tears!”

Producing a tissue from his pocket, he wiped her eyes tenderly.

“Madam, the children are ready for their lunch. Shall it be steamed lentils again?”

“No, no. Something different, I think.” She paused, thinking.

“Would it be too much trouble to ring up the butcher for some veal? I know how much the children love their fine meats.”

Dear Ms. Paltrow: I pre-emptively pledge, here and now, to never make fun of you or your unborn children, Apricot, Plum, and Kumquat, ever again. Although I can´t speak for the evil spirit who lives in my head.


Say Hi to Gwyneth Paltrow’s Panties

Look who thinks she’s a British pop star now, none other than her royal highness herself, Gwyneth Paltrow. But don’t worry Gwyneth, you know how it is: you’re in a rush to get somewhere, you duck and roll out of a moving vehicle, and some ignorant photographer snaps a pic of your undies. Apparently he doesn’t know you are the mastermind who writes GOOP.

I’m just surprised she doesn’t put a doily over her vagina to protect its fine finish from scratches. Only peasants wear regular underpants you know.

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Gwyneth Paltrow shows some serious skin

I have long hated Gwyneth Paltrow. Everything about his is pretentious. You can almost imagine the size of the rod that must be up her ass for her to be so incredibly uptight. Then ‘Glee’ happened. What the hell was that? She was… funny. She was… lighthearted. That isn’t the Gwyn I know and hate. I actually kind of liked her. Does that mean I have to rethink my whole position on Paltrow and admit that maybe I was wrong. Why yes. Yes it does. I would like to take a moment to publicly apologize to Gwyneth Paltrow for mindlessly hating her based only on her creation of the ridiculously snobby Goop. (Still hate Goop, Gwyn. Sorry.) Keep us laughing. And while you’re at it, keep showin’ off that hot body of yours in dress like the one you wore to the premiere of Country Strong. Love the tie accents on the dress. It shows a lot of skin but somehow doesn’t look trashy. Classy. We’re cool now, Gwyn but really – we gotta talk about Goop. Call me.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Wears a Laced-Up White Dress

This is Gwyneth Paltrow at last nights Hollywood premiere of Country Strong where she rocked some sexy looking white dress that made her look like one of the council members of Kryptonian elders. It’s been a while since we could honestly say that Ms Paltrow looks hot. In her most recent photos it often appears that her lips have disappeared & her shiny forehead has swelled up like a balloon. But this looks pretty good. Definitely requires a bit more tit and ass (T&A if you will). But still good.

What makes the dress so awesome is that it’s white & trashy, which is appropriate since she’s promoting “Country Strong“. Well played, Paltrow. Well played.

Now prepare to hate myself in the morning after you jerk off to her.

Photos courtesy of: Splash News

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s into fried insects!

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She might not show any signs of her weird culinary desires on the surface, but Gwyneth Paltrow has admitted that she could fry a cockroach in batter and eat it. Well, basically, she asserts that she loves fried food but she doesn’t have any exceptions like us. Give her a battered cockroach and she’ll enjoy it as she enjoys fried chicken.

Contactmusic reports,

The actress - who is married to Coldplay star Chris Martin, a practicing vegetarian - admits fried food is her biggest culinary weakness and she thinks she could even snack on the insects if they were cooked to a crisp. Speaking to talk show host Conan O’Brien, she said: “Fried food is my weakness. I don’t have a sweet tooth. You could fry a cockroach in batter and basically I’d eat it.”
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Hollywood Walk of Fame star for Gwyneth Paltrow

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Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow has been honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The 38-year-old actress was flanked by country singers Faith Hill and Tim McGraw as she unveiled her star on the sidewalk outside Madame Tussauds celebrity wax museum on Monday.

Contactmusic reports,

The 38-year-old actress - who has children Apple, six, and Moses, four, with husband Chris Martin - was given the honour in Los Angeles yesterday (13.12.10) and admitted she was struggling to keep her emotions in check. She said: “I’m proud my grandchildren can one day come and see my name on the sidewalk. “I think I am going to get in the car and burst into tears. It just means so much to me to see all the people that I really love, and who have been supportive of me forever. I feel so honoured I can’t believe it. “This city is so much a part of my heart and soul. I don’t think I would be here were it not for my family and friends.”

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Lindsay Lohan’s Mom, Dina, Wants to Sue “Glee”

Dina Lohan is wanting to sue Fox over a scene shown in the show Glee this week, where Gwyneth Paltrow’s character asks in Spanish (and translated via subtitles onscreen):  “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” Then, in an effort presumably to teach the students the number 5 or to scare them away from sexing up LiLo, Paltrow’s character quizzes, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”… Well, Dina Lohan is not wanting to let this slide. She told Gossip Cop, “Our lawyers are sending a letter” to “Glee” on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed the actress who, by all accounts, is working hard on her recovery.

But really, who doesn’t Dina wanna sue these days? She is a money grubbing bitch, and since Lindsay can’t support Dina right now, she has to get her money elsewhere. When a large corporation is sued, random studies that I’m pulling out of my ass, have shown that it will cost said corporation a minimum of $50,000 over the course of the suit. From what I’ve seen, most corporations are willing to settle for this amount and 9 out of 10 people (who are usually suing for some random bullshit like this) will take the settlement and run. She’ll make her 50k and that will keep her in coke and booze for a couple of months until she finds someone else to sue. [We're fully expecting a lawsuit ourselves any second now for thoat remark]


Gwyneth Paltrow Was Offered a Role for Sex

Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she was propositioned for sex in return for a part when she started her acting career. The Oscar-winning star was left stunned when an unnamed guy suggested they should conclude their meeting in “the bedroom” – an offer she refused.

Q. Have you ever had a casting-couch experience?

A. Yup. When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom. I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didn’t know better might worry, “My career will be ruined if I don’t give this guy a blow job!”

I guess when Mamma and Daddy are in the bidness, it helps to prevent you from having to BJ your way to the top like us regular people.

She’s  the daughter of Tony Award winning actress Blythe Danner and Emmy Award winning producer Bruce Paltrow, as well as Steven Spielberg being her Godfather. It really is a case of “It’s who you know or who you blow”.

At the end of the day she owes Steven Spielberg a lot more than a blow job.


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter Apple Is A Stella McCartney Fan

Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple, 6, is a big fan of designer Stella McCartney but it's not for her groundbreaking fashion. Turns out Apple and Stella share a passion for horse riding.

"Apple has turned into quite an equestrian and as I can’t bear horses or riding Stella takes her out," Gwyneth told the Daily Mail.

And we're not talking pony rides – Apple is skilled enough to have impressed the judges at the 35th Annual Hampton ­Classic Horse Show in Bridgehampton, New York, last weekend where she competed in the category known as Leadline, a division for the youngest riders.

Stella is currently pregnant with her fourth child and isn't doing much riding herself, but she's impressed with her protegé. "Apple’s ­gorgeous and really good on horseback. Better than that, I’ve turned her vegetarian," she said.

And in turn, Gwyneth, who is married to Coldplay’s Chris Martin, is amazed at the influence her friend has had on her daughter. "I sent Stella a picture of Apple having a riding lesson wearing a PETA T-shirt and said, 'She’s your child!' They have really bonded."


Celebrity Baby Names: From Unique To Awful

We all wait in anticipation to hear that latest celebrity baby name. Who will be the next Elvis, Suri, Pilot Inspektor or Rumer?

But there's a fine line between unique and just plain cruel! Sometimes the celebs can go a bit overboard in their quest for the perfect baby name. Let's take a look through some of the best, worst and wackiest celeb baby names.

Which ones are your fav? Which ones are the worst?


Celebrities Who Are Close To Their Moms

Continuing with our Mother's Day tributes, let's take a look at some of our favorite celebrity moms who are close with their own mothers.

Read below about famous mother-daughter duos such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Blythe Danner, and others such as Jennifer Garner and her mother Patricia, a retired English teacher.

Click below to see which celeb moms will be celebrating with their children - and their own mothers - this Sunday...


Celebrity Moms With a Cause: All Star Line-Up Supports ‘Healthy Child, Healthy World’

We’re huge fans of celebrity parents who use their star status to help make the world a better place -- and national nonprofit organization Healthy Child, Healthy World has famous parents lining up to support their cause to create a safe, clean green home for families. Christopher Gavigan, CEO and Executive Director of Healthy Child, Healthy World (who is also Jessica Capshaw’s husband) wrote the book of the same title, and it is filled with advice from famous moms on how they make their homes safer, healthier environments for their children, thereby positively affecting the planet as a whole.

Click below to read some green tips and healthy changes you can make at home to improve your family’s health and contribute to saving the earth!