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JWoww is Back in Her Slutty School Girl Outfit

Remember how JWoww was a slutty school girl for Halloween (picture above), with her tits hanging out of her shirt and looking like a poster child for STDs… Lovely, delicious STDs. Dressed in a way that  should guarantee priests from molesting choir boys ever again. Well because she donned the same slutty outfit and pigtails for a recent US Weekly photo shoot,  which you can see in the video below.

Question: How do you actually say hummina hummina with a Staten Island accent? Is it, “YO! Badda friggin’ bing”?

 

Halloween Sluts: Coco the Nurse

Here is another Sluttoween serving, this time of Ice-T as Dr. Frankenstein and Cooo as a sexy nurse The Frankentits Monster at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party last night. She probably got that outfit at the junior department and thought to squeeze her gigantic ass and big ol’ tits into it. I hope Ice-T wears a helmet when she unleashes those things from their prison cell of clothing.

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Halloween Sluts: Tara Reid the Barbie Doll

Tara Reid turned up to the  Cipriani’s Halloween party last night in NYC dressed as a Barbie doll. She looks like a completely different person altogether, and NOT in a good way. Yet another one who fell victim to Body Dysmorphic Disorder. They should revoke her doctor’s license. Wait no, on second thoughts it makes perfect sense to have her looking all plasticy if she wants to dress up as a Barbie doll… So doctor man, I’ll let you off the hook for now, continue stuffing titties with jelly.

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Heidi Klum & Seal Clearly Love Halloween

YET AGAIN Heidi Klum wins at Halloween, which I didn’t even know was a possibility 10 years ago but Heidi has been winning a few years running now. She and Seal do something crazy like this every year, this year Heidi dresses up as a red and purple Transformer type alien robot hybrid thing while Seal was the Silver Surfer.  They should thank God they found each other, because the only other people who do this kinda thing generally have to be kept on a leash.

A+++ for effort. Seriously & elaborately weird. Makes my Slutty Chilean Miner costume look like shit in comparison.

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Halloween Sluts: JWoww the Sexy School Girl

Aww Halloween, the annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it. Except “Jersey Shore” chick JWoww always dresses up as a slut, but in this case she threw on pigtails and a Catholic school girl’s uniform.

If anything we should hand out these pictures of JWoww to priests so they finally stop having their filthy ways with choir boys.

Oh and also included is a picture of Snooki dressed up as snot or something. Maybe Snooki has eaten so many pickles that she’s actually starting to identify as one.

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Snooki is a ‘Halloween Costume’ now!

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Forget about those celebrity wax statues at Madame Tussauds, Jersey Shore’s Snooki has just laid down a new yardstick for us to gauge the popularity of any celebrity. She has become the most sought-after Halloween costume this season, courtesy of her famous poof. The first one to adorn the Snooki costume was the one and only Ellen DeGeneres and the second celebrity to follow in her footsteps is none other than Joan Rivers. I know Snooki’s critics won’t miss this golden chance to degrade her, but Snooki is smarter than they think. She will, and she already has taken the acts as compliments. Go Snooki! Check out two more pics after the jump.
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Playboy Playmates Try on Slutty & Sexy Halloween Costumes

Playboy Playmates Nicole Narain (the brunette), Tiffany Jordan (blonde), and Christi Shake (red head) went Halloween costume shopping and they just so happened to bring a photographer along so we could ogle at the kind of ladies that slutty Halloween costumes really are made for, well their bodies that is, their faces not so much. They could easily be posing for Butterface Monthly for they all kinda look like the vampires from Dusk till Dawn.

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Miley Cyrus’s 9 year-old sister dressed as jailbait

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She might be only nine, but the Cyrus family apparently thinks it’s time to let producers and agents alike know that Noah Cyrus is a ripe fruit ready to be plucked from the tree…and who knows, with a bit of luck they will take the bait and cast her as the sixth member of Sex And The City.

So parents of Toddlers&Tiaras take notice, study this move well and strive to do even better. And perverts? Sorry, but your rehabilitation efforts have just become much harder…so unfair to have jail smiling at you once again…

FYI,  Noah Cyrus was attending Jamie Lee Curtis’s Halloween Party on Saturday. Jailbait costume available at Toys R Us for 29.99. Crak ho make-up kit sold separately for $5.99.