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Kim Kardashian is Cleopatra and Eats Street Meat

Hold the phone people! Kim Kardashian was in Harper’s Bazaar and surely she said something trashy:

“I worked out once. I gained like 10 pounds. All the papers were like, Kim’s pregnant! I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat. It was not a joke.”

Oh sweet Lord. Let’s see… she eats “nuts”, “hot dogs”, “street meat”… is there an award for double entendre run on sentence of the year? Because I think we have a WINNER!

And what is up with the Cleopatra drag? Haven’t the poor people of Egypt gone through enough lately! Wait,  is she straddling a kitty in one of the pictures? Argh, there is no resisting the slutty Kim jokes.

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Nicole Kidman gets pretty for

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Here’s Nicole Kidman getting pretty for the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. And when I say ‘pretty’, I mean it in bold, because no one comes even close to Nicole when it comes to playing the game of dressup and getting all dolled-up in the finest ensemble. Plus, her eternal beauty and ageless hotness is now an accepted fact. Check out the gallery after the jump before you rush to negate my claims.
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Everyone Wants Christina Hendricks

Mad Men Goddess Christina Hendricks had a little chat with Harper’s Bazaar yesterday after shooting the cover with them. According to her, everyone wants a piece of her gigantic ginger mounds, be it little boys, little girls, grandpas, or your lesbian auntie Jane.

Christina had this to say about every single organic creature on Earth wanting to motorboat them big ol’ titties:
“Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” Gay men too. “They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’ I think it’s so flattering.”

And this about her finger:
“When the attention started to become about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn’t something I was focused on. And then it became very positive, and people were saying very nice things.”

And finally this about fat women pretending not to be fat:
A fan approached her and said, “Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman and you’ve made me feel sexy and beautiful.’ I got teary eyed.”

Once again, I’m contractually obligated to note that I would drown all of you in a public toilet for a night with this woman. That is all.

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