Hold the phone people! Kim Kardashian was in Harper’s Bazaar and surely she said something trashy:
“I worked out once. I gained like 10 pounds. All the papers were like, Kim’s pregnant! I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat. It was not a joke.”
Oh sweet Lord. Let’s see… she eats “nuts”, “hot dogs”, “street meat”… is there an award for double entendre run on sentence of the year? Because I think we have a WINNER!
And what is up with the Cleopatra drag? Haven’t the poor people of Egypt gone through enough lately! Wait, is she straddling a kitty in one of the pictures? Argh, there is no resisting the slutty Kim jokes.







