I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School. I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion, we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another. Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree, but at the 20 year mark, we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags. I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him. I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection. I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t! WTF happened to you?” moments. All in all in the end, it’s always good to see an old friend.
Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class, I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them? I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’. Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family. Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when. Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips. I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in. I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses, hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in. Gotta love karma.
Harrison Ford showed up last night on Conan in a state that can only be described as being high as shit. There is quite possibly no other explanation than drugs for whatever crazy state he was, well I guess he could have picked up a late-in-life case of Autism, but that is stretching it. Clearly Solo was just smoking something.
The good thing is this is a HUGE improvement for Ford, who is usually one of the grumpiest, most condescending talk show guests I’ve ever seen. If it weren’t for the sheer magnitude of his star power, he’d never get invited onto any show. He clearly he should wipe out on Valium more often.
Conan also tried to get him to hint at a fifth installment of Indiana Jones. Which I don’t really see happening unless there will always be portable defibrillators at hand to start up his heart again when a scene requires intensive action such as crouching or bending over to check out a treasure chest.
After more than eight years together, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have tied the knot, PEOPLE reports. The happy couple wed on Tuesday (June 15) in Santa Fe, N.M., where the actor is currently filming Cowboys and Aliens.
Ford, 67, and Flockhart, 45, first met at the 2002 Golden Globes. Together, they have been raising Flockhart's 9-year-old son, Liam, whom she adopted in 2001.
When asked if having a 9-year-old boy at this time in his life was an unexpected joy, Harrison agreed:
Yeah. I wasn’t expecting it at all. The unexpected part was certainly true and the joy part is also true. I think Liam was about 6 or 8 months old when I met him and Calista. We have been together ever since.”
This is the third marriage for the Indiana Jones star - who also has four older children - and the first for Flockhart.
It took 8 years, but “Indiana Jones” star Harrison Ford and “Ally McBeal” star Calista Flockhart were married Tuesday at the governor’s mansion in New Mexico, TMZ.com reported.
The Hollywood couple got engaged on Valentine’s weekend last year after dating for almost a decade.
Gov. Bill Richardson reportedly performed the ceremony and a marriage license was filed Wednesday in the county clerk’s office, TMZ reported.
Richardson presided over the ceremony Tuesday afternoon at the mansion on a hilltop along the northern edge of Santa Fe. Richardson has played host at the mansion to Spanish royalty, North Korean diplomats and other Hollywood stars, but this marked the first wedding there during his tenure.
Richardson isn’t ordained so he had some help from New Mexico Supreme Court Chief Justice Charles Daniels to make Ford and Flockhart’s union official.
The governor and his staff were tightlipped about details of the ceremony, saying it was “a private matter.”
Harrison is currently filming “Cowboys and Aliens” in the state.
Rachel McAdams tried to be interesting on the set of her upcoming film “Morning Glory,” by scamping around in a practical beige and white outfit. The flick also features Harrison Ford, who Rachel should probably start screwing to make her life somewhat noteworthy. Yeah, we all got a chuckle when she started dating Ryan Gosling’s dull long-lost-brother Josh Lucas, and it’s nice that’s she’s had consistent work, but come on, we think it’s time to show Han Solo it’s more fun to get with a real girl instead of that human coathanger Calista Flockhart. She should take some pictures while she’s at it and send them in. We’re waiting.
I don’t get it, why isn’t Lean Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in a costume?
