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Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini!

Stephanie Pratt might not be a huge star and 95% of the country probably has no idea who she is, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t drool over her bikini pictures! The 26-year-old reality star is celebrating her birthday down in Hawaii and looked damn good. By the way, she is single! So, you can fantasize about her all you want without feeling like a home wrecker!

You can view two of the smoking hot pictures below. If you want to view ALL of the pictures, then go check them out at WastedHollywood.com

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Brian Austin Green Sued By Photographer for Assault!

Well, we just reported that Rob Kardashian got arrested for “acting” like he was going to assault a photographer, and now we have learned Brian Austin Green (Megan Fox’s Husband) is being sued for actually assaulting a photographer.

It all went down last December in Hawaii when Delbert Shaw (the photographer) was taking photos of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green on the beach. He claims that Megan and Brian made verbal threats against him. And then sh*t hit the fan when Megan Fox said to her Husband, “Are you going to let him get away with that?” Apparently his response was, “Fu*k No!”

Because he then beat the crap out of the photographer! Delbert claims in the lawsuit that Green “hauled him off” and “pummeled him” causing severe injuries. Supposedly, he even threw his iPhone into the water. Shaw claims that Megan was egging Brian on the entire time.

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Who Watched the Pro Bowl?

Did you? Probably not. Let’s face it, the Pro Bowl is about as exciting as watching your kid’s flag football game. However, since it is sort of our job to deliver you with the latest sports news…we had to watch. Luckily there were a few exciting plays and a few laughs throughout the game.

Brandon Marshall stole the show this year. He caught six passes for 176 yards and four touchdowns, which is a Pro Bowl record. His four touchdowns helped propel the AFC to an easy 59-41 victory. Marshall not only provided the touchdowns, he provided almost all of the excitement. Late in the third quarter, Marshall made an insane touchdown pass. The ball had been deflected and Marshall somehow caught it, while lying on his back! You’ll see it on the highlight reel, don’t worry.  Marshall made another great touchdown catch in the fourth quarter, and went on to be the Pro Bowl MVP.

Brandon Marshall was certainly the star of the night, but how about the loser? Well, that would have to go to Cam Newton. They say first impressions are everything…well Cam Newton did not make a great first impression to the Pro Bowl audience. The crowd could be heard booing Newton throughout the 4th quarter.

All in all it was your typical Pro Bowl game. A lot of offense, a lot of fun and no defense at all.

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Heather Locklear is in a bikini, and surprisingly it’s not scary at all!!

Heather Locklear is in Hawaii, celebrating her 50th birthday (my, my, how do all those DUI years go by) with her soon to be husband Jack Wagner, and just like you, we were expecting her body to be a transparent jello mass with bottles and caps floating around, but damn were we wrong! Apparently, tackling alcohol like it’s the 4th of July and you’re just waiting to see the fireworks on a daily basis did wonders for her body. Sure, her face turned to butter, but that could be from constantly being hit in the head with the air bags. Just sayin’, she looks damn good for someone whose Lindsay Lohan’s age.

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When Alessandra Ambrosio Isn’t Getting Paid to Wear Bikinis, She Does it for Free

Victoria Secret Angel, Alessandra Ambrosio, spent a sunny morning on the beach in Maui today. Sporting a tiny two piece bikini the model was spotted showing off her beach body whilst paddle-boarding and swimming in the warm waters…Oh f%$k it, you don’t give a shit about this. It’s a Brazilian model, in a bikini, looking hot. End of story.

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Steven Spielberg Got Megan Fox Fired From Transformers (Bikini Pictures Included)

Who killed Megan Fox’s career? Well, OK, while being fired from theTransformers movie series might not have killed Megan Fox‘s career per se (she has an Apatow movie coming up, after all), it certainly hobbled it. The rumor has always been that she was fired because she refused to sleep with schlock director Michael Bay, which everyone believed because Michael Bay is gross and whatever. But maybe that is not the real story! Bay is now saying that Fox was fired at Transformers producer Steven Spielberg’s behest, after Fox made some comments about Bay trying to “be like Hitler” in a magazine interview. Upon reading those remarks, the Schindler’s List director told Bay to fire Fox ASAP. Hm! The plot thickens! Or does it? Is Megan Fox going to have an acting career in five years? Is Michael Bay just a collection of cold computer parts soldered together by cynicism and ego? Does anyone care? Are you all here just for these bikini pictures of Megan Fox taken over the weekend in Hawaii? No, yes, no, yes, respectively. I think.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Share a Lesbian Moment Together in Hawaii

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are currently ona lesbian love vacation in Hawaii, grinding their vaginas all night long, assisting her with her 10 inch black dildo. Because you know, he’s a chick. Or was it because everyone of the Bieber race is without genitals? Bah, either one is fine.

In any case we aren’t buying this Justin. Until we see video of the intercourse you’re still gay.

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Adrianne Curry Tweets a Bunch of Bikini Pictures of Herself

Is there any celebrity quite so thoughtful as Adrianne Curry? Perhaps Coco Austin… but really, who besides those two would go on vacation solely to send their fans hot beach pictures? (That’s why she went to Hawaii, right?) All these pics here below have been recently tweeted by Adrianne Curry.

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John Travolta Caught Without His Hair Piece

Behold: A rare sighting of John Travolta without his wig. In Hawaii celebrating his 57th birthday with wife Kelly Preston, Travolta sat on a swing and allowed the sea breeze to sweep through the small amount of hair he has left. And why is this “news”, because for years John Travolta has meticulously tried to hide his baldness, even going so far as demanding re-shoots of magazine spreads if his hair piece was the slightest bit obvious. Half of the photos below show John in Berlin on February 5th sporting a nice set of (fake)hair.

Another theory is that this could very well just be Nicolas Cage with Travolta’s face!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is in Hawaii, Wearing a Bikini and Scaring Away Erections

So you remember how Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot prior to 2007 when she became fat, then went kinda back to her hot self in 2009 and 2010. Well now it’s 2011 (happy New Year by the way) and Jennifer Love Twinkies is in Hawaii showing how her body has joined back up with the Fat side of the Force. What the hell are those ghosts whispering to her? That cake fights cancer?

Time to get a pair of them gigantic clown sunglasses that Paris loves to wear. They cover up a multitude of sins and Jennifer needs ‘em. The breasts can only distract for so long before a man looks up at the face. Having said all that I’d still wreck that thing. I mean, more than it is already.

In other news,  the supply of grass-skirt material (ED: umm… grass?) has been seriously depleted in Hawaii.

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Paris Hilton and her Sister Nikki Doing Bikini Related Things in Hawaii

Marine biologists will be reporting a new, hybrid species of crab on Wailea Beach very soon. Because the Hilton sisters have invaded Hawaii with their ugliness (along with Paris’s douchebag ape of a boyfriend, Cy Waits, who incidentally has bigger tits than both the Hilton sisters put together). Well, I maybe wouldn’t say Paris and Nikki are ugly. I’d just say I don’t want to catch Herpes.

Paris’s ability to land guys has certainly taken a post-pokey downturn, hasn’t it? From the hunky spawn of the richest European families to someone who looks like the type of douche who picks drunken fights with immigrant clerks in AMPM stores over the poor choice of jerky available. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer skank.

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Las Vegas Police Don’t Care if Paris is Lying

Las Vegas Police have given a statement saying that they don’t care if Paris is lying about the purse containing cocaine was hers or not, as far as they are concerned Paris can say she shits rainbow colored unicorns and they wouldn’t care if it’s true or not.

The LA Times writes:

Whether Paris Hilton owned the purse she was carrying that contained cocaine is irrelevant, Las Vegas police say.

What is important is she had possession of it with narcotics inside, they say.
Hilton has insisted the purse she was arrested with Saturday night is not hers. And in the days since, several websites have produced photos she allegedly posted on Twitter before her arrest of the purse in question.

But Las Vegas Police Metro police say what is relevant are the credit cards, cash and prescription medications inside the purse that did belong to her.
“We took the narcotics but gave her back the purse. It does not matter if she says the purse is not hers, it was in her possession,” Las Vegas Officer Barbara Morgan said in an e-mail to the Times. “I cannot tell you how many times I have found narcotics in people’s pants pockets, and they tell me the pants are not theirs. We don’t take their pants from them.”

Source: LA Times

And to show just how far from nervous she is about the whole thing, she decided to take a little trip down to Hawaii for the weekend with her douchy boyfriend (who by the way needs to add a few squats to his daily 17 hour upper body workout routine).

Then again, why should she be nervous? She’s Queen Paris Hilton. The only punishment the police would subject her to is watching the Kardashians get more followers on Twitter.

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Rihanna Having Bikini Fun in Hawaii

Rihanna is currently in Honolulu shooting a new action movie called Battleship, in which she plays a naval officer. What you might notice in these pictures is all the new ink she has, that pretty much looks like someone mistook her for a notepad and went mad with a marker pen. Well thankfully (or not, depending on your preferences) the new tattoos aren’t real and are just temporary for her movie role.

Loosely based on the popular board game, the film follows an international fleet coming together to save earth from alien invaders, you know, THAT old story.

It also stars True Blood actor/vampire sheriff Alexander Skarsgård and Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch as fellow naval officers alongside model Brooklyn Decker, and is expected to be released in 2012.

No details have been released about Rihanna’s character, although she has been spotted on set wearing a uniform featuring a name tag with the label ‘Raikes’.

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Kristen Bell in Hawaii: Aloha thunder-thighs!

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Remember Kristen Bell in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”? Well, after seeing her pictures in Hawaii (vacationing with her boyfriend Dax Shepard) looking like beef gyro with the bottom part left uncarved on the spit, we’re also ready to Forget all about Sarah Marshall. Seriously, our eyes are like aiport security scanners…it was all good and quiet from the waist up, but they started beeping and buzzing like there was a bomb in a suitcase when we got down to the south hemisphere…so disappointing…kinda like taking our time to open a beautifully wrapped candy only to find it’s licorice…