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Thursday’s Completely Insane Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/12/12
Heather Locklear calls off engagement with Jack Wagner…and what’s up with her face?
Here’s Heather Locklear at the Twilight premiere with her daughter Eva, without her engagement ring and while her people only confirmed the split from Jack Wagner I’m pretty sure he got dumped because he simply wasn’t good marriage material. I mean does he drink and drive at the same time while his daughter’s a passenger? Does he love to throw whiskey bottles around at family reunions? Is he even a rehab regular for God’s sake? Tell them Richie.
PS: It appears to me Heather’s been using too much of that helium magic for her face, non?
Heather Locklear is in a bikini, and surprisingly it’s not scary at all!!

Heather Locklear is in Hawaii, celebrating her 50th birthday (my, my, how do all those DUI years go by) with her soon to be husband Jack Wagner, and just like you, we were expecting her body to be a transparent jello mass with bottles and caps floating around, but damn were we wrong! Apparently, tackling alcohol like it’s the 4th of July and you’re just waiting to see the fireworks on a daily basis did wonders for her body. Sure, her face turned to butter, but that could be from constantly being hit in the head with the air bags. Just sayin’, she looks damn good for someone whose Lindsay Lohan’s age.
Padma Lakshmi dating David Spade?

New mother Padma Lakshmi took a night off parenting duties to enjoy a candle lit dinner date with an unlikely companion – comedian David Spade.
The model and host of U.S. show Top Chef tried to make a low-key exit from celebrity hotspot Koi last night with the diminutive Spin City star.
But the pair were caught on their way out and got into David’s Jeep together a few moments later.
Both stars have have a chequered history when it comes to romance.
David, has been linked to a string of famous women over the years including Heather Locklear, Nicolette Sheridan, Teri Hatcher and Krista Allen but he never married.
The 45-year-old, is is starring in the upcoming comedy Grown Ups with Adam Sandler, also became a father in 2008 when Playboy Playmate, Jillian Grace, gave birth to a baby girl, named Harper, nine months after their short affair.
‘I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility,’ Spade said at the time.
Lakshmi, 39, a former model, married British novelist Sir Salman Rushdie in 2004. Rushdie had been married 3 times before and the pair had a 23-year age gap.
They divorced in 2007.
In February she gave birth to a daughter, Krishna Thea Lakshmi.
Heather Locklear is still an awesome driver

According to TMZ, Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA.
The person who heard the crash didn’t call the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department until 7:48 PM that night. Deputies went out to the area and found a knocked over “no parking” sign and obvious signs of a car that went up the curb, striking the sign.
Deputies confirmed through investigation that the car in question was Locklear’s black BMW. The collision was very close to Locklear’s home.
Deputies then went to Locklear’s home, saw damage to the BMW that was consistent with the collision, and arrested her for hit-and-run.
The offense is a misdemeanor, so Locklear was not taken into custody — just cited and released. An official from the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ a hit-and-run citation constitutes an “arrest.”
Back in 2008, Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara for allegedly driving under the influence of prescription medications.
She ended up pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of reckless driving and was placed on three years informal probation. A Santa Barbara prosecutor tells us he’s looking into the latest incident, which could be a probation violation.
Heather Locklear in a bikini
Heather Locklear got into a black bikini in Hawaii over the Easter weekend and if you don’t take into account our desire to put a Darth Vader mask over her head, her abs look pretty fantastic. Which is a clear sign that she was the perfect choice to boost that 18-24 demographic for Melrose Place. Nothing like a 48-year old with tight abs and a face that swallowed a gin bottle to get those teenagers horny.
Ava Sambora’s White Trash Beautiful Runway Debut
Ava Sambora made her modeling debut at last night's LA Fashion Week premiere of her rocker dad Richie Sambora's women's fashion line White Trash Beautiful. The gorgeous 12-year-old was cheered on by her beaming mom Heather Locklear as she strutted her way down the catwalk.
This is the Bon Jovi guitarist's first foray into the world of fashion. The inspiration behind the collection, according to his design partner Nikki Lund, is that "every single woman has a little bit of white trash in them and that every single woman wants to be sexy, and these clothes are designed to let a little bit of that diva out."
Richie Sambora & Ava Join ‘New Moon’ Madness
Richie Sambora and his 12-year-old daughter Ava rocked the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Monday (November 16). Ava's mother is Richie's ex-wife, Melrose Place actress Heather Locklear.
The 50-year-old rocker is about to hit the road with band Bon Jovi on The Circle Tour, kicking off February 19 in Seattle, WA.
Ashlee Simpson thrown out of Melrose Place for being a bitch who can’t act

Ashlee Simpson’s diva behavior got her booted from the CW hit ‘Melrose Place’, a source close to one cast member tells Fox411.
“Ashlee was kicked off ‘Melrose Place’ because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members,” the insider spills. “It created a lot of discord among the cast.”
Another big problem, says the snitch?
“She could barely act.”
(If you saw her episodes, you know this to be true.)
But not being able to act and being a diva hardly set Simpson apart from many of the venerable primetime soap’s stars, both current and past. The insider tells Fox411 it was the producer’s need to bring in one of those past stars that also hastened Simpson’s swan song.
The source says producers desperately wanted Heather Locklear to reprise her role, but couldn’t afford her salary demands without cutting someone.
“They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show,” says the snitch. “Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee.”
Plus the source gave one more piece of casting scoop. “Melrose” legend Jack Wagner is reprising his role, too!
Does that mean even more newbies will be biting bullets? Why not just dump them all and bring back the whole original cast, while they’re at it?
Heather Locklear:The new (but only because it’s held up with pins) face of Melrose makes 1st appearance

There’s nothing like a 48-year old stiched, botoxed, restylaned face beamed down from the planet where all 80’s shoulder pads go to drink and die as a breath of intoxicated fresh air for a show which is pretty much an emporium of hot 24 year old tits and ass (sharp chins excluded). Can Heather Locklear save Melrose Place? Maybe…if DUIs are a frequent part of the show and assuming they are unscripted…otherwise we want our money back…oh, and they might want to airbrush those knees a bit…they’re looking awefully sad.
60 second with Tracy St.George

–On her blog yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said, quote, “I’m thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true . . . Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn’t be happier and I’m so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you.” They’ll get married at the family home in Bel Air and of course Ryan Seacrap will be among the 250 guests. Mama Kris was on Ryan’s show yesterday and said ”You know, that’s how Bruce and I met. We met, and we were married four months later. Isn’t that romantic?” What I find odd is Lamar just signed a 4 year deal with the Lakers for $33 million….then why were they registering for wedding gifts? shouldn’t they have done one of those – in lieu of gifts, please donate to our favorite charity – The TSG Fund?
* Daphne & Fred gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday! Ok, it was really Sarah Michelle Geller and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. They named her Charlotte Grace Prinze. How totally normal and cute! *
CHAZ BONO is writing “his” autobiography. It’ll be out in the spring of 2011. It’s tentatively titled, “Coming Clean” . . . and sources say “he” is being paid SIX FIGURES for it.
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How FABULOUS was Kelly Osbourne last night on Dancing With The Stars?!?! I was blown away by her performance! She looked amazing and made her Mum and Dad cry! She is my pick for the winner this season! By the way, tonight is the results show – 2 people going home. They are also having a tribute to Patrick Swayze tonight.
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Hmmmmm, K-Fed and Shar Jackson BOTH on Celebrity Fit Club??! They have like 12 kids together….wonder if there will be a love reunion! Filming has begun, but it won’t start airing until February.
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AMANDA WOODWARD returns to Melrose Place! It’s official – Heather Locklear will be joining the cast for at least 1 episode that airs on November 17th!
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Homer Goes To Isreal?? Yep, the whole Simpson family is taking a trip and will meet up with Sasha Baron Cohen who will be the voice of an angry but funny Isreali tour guide. Look for that episode in March.
Heather Graham Is Braless And She’s Lovin It

Heather Graham is braless during the UK premiere of ‘The Hangover‘ held at the Vue Cinema Leicester Square on June 10, 2009 in London, England. It seems she’s lovin every minute of it!
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