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Random Ridiculousness: Man Smokes Alcohol Instead Of Drinking It To Get A Better Buzz

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This dude is out there.

Man Smokes Alcohol To Get High

According to NY Daily News

In an effort to lose weight, Broderic Allen stopped drinking. The North Texas man lost 80 pounds – but was unwilling to give up his buzz entirely.

Instead, Allen turned to a disturbing technique: inhaling alcohol, which he says provides all of the flavor and intoxication of chugging a mixed drink with none of the sugars and calories.

Allen, who achieves his high by pouring liquor over dry ice and “smoking” the vapors, called the tactic a way to “have my cake and eat it, too.”

“I am inhaling it. It just looks like I’m drinking it,” Allen told Fox’s KCTV-5 as he downed his concoction. “If you do it too much at one time it kind of overwhelms you.”

Allen isn’t the only one inhaling his drink. A smattering of YouTube videos depicts the trend mostly among young men, some of whom boast about the extreme nature of the high.

Whether it’s “smoked” using dry ice or inhaled as a vapor, consuming alcohol in this way is “unbelievably dangerous,” Stratyner said.

“When you inhale alcohol, it goes directly into the lungs and circumnavigates the liver,” he told the Daily News. “The liver is what metabolizes alcohol, but when you inhale it, it goes directly from the lungs to the brain.”

The lungs and mucous membranes are extremely sensitive to alcohol, Stratyner said, and inhaling alcoholic vapor may dry out the nasal passages and mouth, leaving users more vulnerable to infection.

Additionally, inhaling alcohol can lead to deadly alcohol poisoning more readily than sipping your drink.

“One of the things that prevents alcohol poisoning is that you usually vomit,” Stratyner said. “When you circumvent the stomach and go straight to the lungs, you don’t have that ability.”

Stratyner first saw the trend pop up in 2004 and said it has escalated in the past year and a half.

“This is a stupid, highly dangerous thing to do,” he said. “The fact that youngsters in particular can purchase the equipment for a relatively cheap price…this has to be made illegal.”

This is the worst alcohol trend since butt chugging. Leave it to ninjas to find new ways to get fawked up.


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Miley Cyrus Caught on Video Smoking a Bong

“You’re gonna shit a brick when you see this” – Random person filming Miley get high

TMZ brought us an early Christmas present this year, in the form of this this video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong and tripping a couple days after her 18th birthday. In the video Miley says she’s “having a little bit of a bad trip” and dissolves into giggles in a video a friend made of the Disney star smoking a bong at her house five days after her eighteenth birthday. TMZ claims it’s not weed she’s smoking, but salvia, which is legal, but that makes us think one of Miley’s friends is the person who leaked the video, and has some weird code of honor wherein selling Miley out is OK, but incriminating her in an actual illegal act is not.

But let’s be serious, that shit ain’t salvia. It doesn’t make you laugh hysterically and she’d be on the floor after a massive bong rip of it. No, that is just sweet old weed, but nice try, publicist in damage-control mode.

So what does all of this mean you ask, well it means Miley is just a normal 18 year old kid and that is the only Miley Cyrus hit we will ever approve of.

 

Harrison Ford Appeared to be High as a Kite on Conan

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Harrison Ford showed up last night on Conan in a state that can only be described as being high as shit. There is quite possibly no other explanation than drugs for whatever crazy state he was, well I guess he could have picked up a late-in-life case of Autism, but that is stretching it. Clearly Solo was just smoking something.

The good thing is this is a HUGE improvement for Ford, who is usually one of the grumpiest, most condescending talk show guests I’ve ever seen. If it weren’t for the sheer magnitude of his star power, he’d never get invited onto any show. He clearly he should wipe out on Valium more often.

Conan also tried to get him to hint at a fifth installment of Indiana Jones. Which I don’t really see happening unless there will always be portable defibrillators at hand to start up his heart again when a scene requires intensive action such as crouching or bending over to check out a treasure chest.

 

Pamela Anderson is launching a music career;and by that we mean she gets to sing one word…for real

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Pamela Anderson is launching a pop career which might turn out to be even more successful than that of Paris Hilton…and since it involves her singing a single word, it will definitely be more cruelty-free.

The “actress” (we will explain the quotations in a moment) is preparing to release a track called High, which is about the fashion world, her friend Richie Rich has revealed.

Richie told the New York Post newspaper: “We are recording a pop single together. Pamela says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

This is in line with Pammy’s endeavors to re-launch her acting career: playing a mute Genie in the pantomime Aladdin in a London theater. Promoters of the show, fearful the current state of her face would scare away the child inside all men contemplating buying tickets used a 6-year old poster of hers to advertise her role.

And they said Pam has jumped the shark…eat your words all you haters out there!