Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”
Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.
Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.
Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”
Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?
Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).
Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??
Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?
Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.
So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”
So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.
Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.
Holly Madison (pictured here holding what seems to be a giant new age vibrator, obviously some sort of a prize for her contribution to human kind) has insured her implants with Lloyds Of London for $1million, according to PEOPLE:
