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There have been rumors before about Justin Verlander and the perfect Kate Upton, but nothing was ever really confirmed. Sure, Kate was cheering on Verlander back in July during one of his starts, but that didn’t prove they were boning each other.
However, Verlander’s grandfather is now speaking out after being asked directly about the rumors by Celebuzz,
“I heard he has been on dates with a Sports Illustrated girl. I saw a photo – she’s beautiful. They make a good looking pair because he’s a good looking man too. I do know he’s on the dating scene. Justin is a fine boy and whoever he ends up with is lucky. He’s not only a great baseball player, he’s a great guy.”
Daaaaaamn, Gramps. You really know how to build up a guy, even I am thinking about dating Justin Verlander. Although that probably has more to do with the fact that he can throw a 100mph fastball and then make hitters look completely silly with an 89mph change.
This proves that the chicks don’t only dig the long ball but they dig the strikeouts, as well. If Verlander really is getting a taste of Kate Upton, then I don’t see how you could bet against the Tigers in the playoffs. You know he’s going to win every game he starts; he has Kate Upton waiting for him back at the hotel.
He’s taking the mound more than twice a night…if you know what I mean.
Okay, so maybe it was just for an episode of Two and a Half Men, but still she is in bed with Ashton Kutcher! You can’t excuse us of lying or anything. The pictures down below are the first stills from Miley’s episode on Two and a Half Men, and she looks pretty damn hot in them.
It looks like her awesome cleavage is a common theme in this episode, which will probably be enough to get me to watch. Miley will be playing Missi, the daughter of one of Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) friends. And, even though it looks like from the pictures Miley will be hooking up with Walden, it turns out she will end up giving Jake a run for his money.
The episode is expected to air October 17, so don’t make any plans that night! Well, you could still make plans and just record the show like everybody else does now…it’s up to you.
I have to admit, I am a little excited to watch this episode (not excited enough to actually watch it when it airs) but I will definitely be recording it. I’ll mainly be watching to see all of that cleavage in motion, but I am also interested to see Miley back on TV again. Hopefully her acting skills have improved since her days on Disney.
Kate Upton has been selling her body for Skullcandy since March, but now Skullcandy is adding three more hot supermodels to their extremely successful “put headphones on hot half naked girls” campaign. The three lucky models are, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica Stam and Chanel Iman.
All of the lucky ladies will get to create customize aviator headphones and will be featured in the brand’s Model Mondays for the entire month of September. We’re not sure what exactly will happen on “Model Mondays” but we’re sure it will make those dreadful Monday mornings a little easier to get through. The people at Skullcandy clearly understand the power of hot women.
You could take a picture of a bikini-clad Kate Upton holding a rotten banana, and guys everywhere would be like, “You know, I could go for a rotten banana right about now.” It’s just how simple guys really are! We like food, women and making fart noises with our armpits; we’re really not all that complicated. Why do you think guys get married? It’s not because the thought of being with one woman the rest of our life excites us, it’s because we know we need someone to take care of us!
Why do you think we get down on one knee when we ask? We’re begging you to say yes!
We know, Rihanna has been rumored to be dating almost every human on the planet. I think last week her and the pope even got together for a one night stand.
But, apparently on Sunday night Rihanna was spotted with Drake at a Miami hotspot and they were getting hot and heavy, “Rihanna was all over Drake this weekend. They were holding hands and dancing all close on the dance floor.” an onlooker said.
This wouldn’t be the first time that Drake and Rihanna were romantically involved. Back in 2010, Rihanna admitted on a radio show that her rumored romance with Drake was real, even if it wasn’t serious,
“We weren’t really sure what it was. I definitely was attracted to Drake, but I think it is what it is, or like what it was. We didn’t want to take it any further. It was a really fragile time in my life, so I just didn’t want to get too serious with anything or anyone.” Rihanna said.
Don’t you love it when celebrities break out the “it is what it is” line? What does that even mean? What is it and why is it what it is? Sounds confusing.
Anyway, it looks like they’re back to being f**k buddies again. Congrats.
It’s Friday! Which means we have to celebrate the weekend with a little bit of hotness and a lot of bikini-ness! On this edition of “Bikini Fridays” we have former O.C. star Rachel Bilson! It seems like it’s been a long time since we last talked about her. Maybe she should start wearing tiny bikinis more often. It’s just a suggestion.
She went down to Barbados with her boyfriend, Hayden Christensen. The couple seemed to be having a wonderful time, playing in the water together and just laughing away. They’ll probably break up in a few weeks, though. They have had a very “off and on” relationship. They even were engaged at one point, but they called it off a short time later.
If I was Christensen, I’d put a ring on it. You can a view some of the pictures down below. To see the full gallery, go over to our sister-site, Wastedhollywood.com
What has two big boobs and a huge butt? Your mom! No, no, no. We are only joking; we are talking about Kim Kardashian, of course! The 31-year-old
sex-tape star reality star was on vacation with her family recently in the Dominican Republic.
Kim has been in the news a lot recently for a lot of different reasons. Her confusing divorce, her feud with Jon Hamm and of course the whole dating Kanye thing. We still find that relationship a little weird, but apparently TV Networks love the idea. There is already talk about the couple getting their own reality show!
If you’d like to see all of her bikini pictures, click on the link down below…
Really Kate Upton? Really? Are you just going to make sexy commercials for every company now? When will it stop? At what point will she say no? Pretty soon we are going to see her in those embarrassing ‘Activa’ ads. Anyway, you can watch the video above and then watch it again…and again…and again. It’s only 23 seconds long and she only says seven words, but who cares? We don’t like her because of her great personality. We like her because of her incredible body, and she shows it all in this commercial.
I will admit that the commercial is kind of lame; it doesn’t make me want to switch to DirecTV. In fact, I had to watch the commercial about a dozen times before realizing she was saying “direct” and not “erect.”
The Carl’s Jr. Commercial is still her best commercial. Not only was it incredibly sexy, but it also made me want a burger really freaking bad. A burger and a nice warm glass of milk…
According to Star magazine, Megan Fox is pregnant! According to the report, Megan and her husband Brian Austin Green are very excited about the pregnancy. “They just found out and are incredibly excited.” A source close to the couple told the magazine, noting that the pregnancy was a surprise.
Megan already has a little bit of practice in this area because she has been a step mom to Green’s 10-year-old son, who he had with ex Vanessa Marcil. “Megan has become a great step mom, and Brain knows she’ll be wonderful with the baby.” the source said. Don’t expect Fox to break the news anytime soon, though. “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members” the source continued.
Noooooo! No! No! What about her beautiful body? What will happen to it? It’s never going to be same; she was the last “perfect” hottie left! Jessica Alba has already ruined everything by having kids, sure she still looks hot…but it’s just not the same. Something happens when a hot chick has a baby, something terrible happens. A little bit of hotness dies in us all! Hotness is becoming endangered…thanks to faulty condoms and Mcdonalds.
What does Mcdonalds have to with it? We’re not sure, but it just feels right blaming them for everything.
You would think that a beautiful girl like Blake Lively would have a long list of ex-boyfriends. Could you blame her? She could probably get about any guy in the world. However, Blake insists she is not that kind of girl. She recently told Elle Magazine the following…
“I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while”
Sorry to ruin your fantasies. It’s better that you find out now, though. What if you saw her at a bar one day and attempted to start up a conversation, only to end up getting rejected? Now you know that you shouldn’t even try because she is closed for the weekend. Just go the safe route and hit on the chick with the glasses and the ugly looking sweater. She might not be the most attractive, but I bet she will be a freak in bed!
We do have some good news for you! Blake posed for some very hot pictures and we have them here for you. You can look…but you can’t touch.
Hello! It’s a new day which means you all need your daily fix. You will love the first two “fixes” today, but then things turn ugly in a big way. Scroll down to see what I mean… First up… Katharine McPhee: She doesn’t get as much love as she deserves. Sure, her songs are horrible but does that really matter? We don’t love her because of her songs; we love her because she is hot! Is that wrong? Probably, but at least we’re honest. Enjoy the behind the scenes pictures below of Katharine posing for GQ! Rihanna: I read somewhere that yesterday was her last day on vacation or something…I don’t know if that is true. If it is though, I thought it’d be appropriate to show you all the last day of Rihanna in a bikini for awhile. I’m glad she is going to take a break from the bikini; it was beginning to get boring. Never in my life did I ever think I’d say such a thing. Kevin Federline: So, if you read my story the other day you know that Kevin was rushed to the hospital because he was having heart problems. Well, he is apparently “fine” now and was out shopping. He looked horrible, though! It’s like he doesn’t even try. And, why are his shirts so freaking big? It only makes him look fatter than he is. Only shoplifters wear shirts that baggy.
A little bird told me that you haven’t had your Daily Fix, yet. That must change! We are here to bring you The Daily Fix-ation for this fine Sunday! Get out your coffee cup and let us pour two teaspoons of hotness and one teaspoon of, “OH NO!” in it. First up today… Stacy Keibler: How is it possible for someone to be this incredibly sexy? It’s just not fair. She could get away with anything! She could murder someone and not spend one day in jail, you think I am exaggerating? Of course I am, but you get my point! Her legs are the only things that could ever bring peace to the world. Rita Rusic: There have been a lot of pictures of her in a bikini recently, so I just picked the set of pictures I liked the best. I am still amazed that she is 51 years old! She must have worked out some deal with the devil. That is the only explanation I can think of, how else would she still look that hot? “Diet and Exercise?” Pleaaaaase. Florence Welch: I know she was just on “The Daily Fix-ation” a few days ago, but these are slightly different pictures! She looks so bad, that she deserves to be in here twice. If you don’t know, Florence is the lead singer of, “Florence and the Machine” and I really do love her songs, but her body and her swimsuit? Not so much. She looks older than Rita Rusic, and she is only 25 years old! I really think it has a lot to do with that horrible swimsuit, though. It looks like something a sumo wrestler might wear to bed.
You thought only grannies and teenage girls watched American Idol, huh? Well, looks like you would be wrong. Apparently a lot of pervs watch American Idol, too! It all started when Brittany Kerr walked into the audition room. It was quite obvious from the start that Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler were elated that there was a desk in front of them. Brittany Kerr is a Charlotte Bobcats dancer and she is pretty damn sexy. On the show she wore some white hot pants and a shirt that didn’t quite cover up her stomach. They even showed clips of her dancing during her audition, but apparently that wasn’t enough for Idol fans. After Idol was over they took to the internet to try and find more pictures of her. They even crashed her management’s website! The owner of the website, “enkamp” had this to say, “We were prepared for it to be big, it just exceeded our expectations. We were monitoring the traffic as she appeared on the show, and as soon as her name was displayed on the screen, boom, traffic shot through the roof, with thousands of simultaneous users per second.” The website had to redirect the website to her facebook page while they moved to a more robust server. Geez, we are just a nation of pervs, aren’t we? What is wrong with you people? Looking up bikini pictures of hot chicks, drooling over them. Who on earth would do such a thing? …what? Stop looking at me. I just deliver the pictures for you…that’s all.
Hello! It’s time for the second official “Daily Fix-ation.” I know it’s a little bit of a change, but it is a change for the better! Now, you can get it all in one post. So, today I have two hotties and one ginger who should keep her clothes on. Let’s get started… Vanessa Hudgens: Yes! Today is a good day because we have a lot of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini. The bad part is that her boyfriend keeps showing his face in all the pictures. Why is he always around her? It’s like they’re going out or something…pfft. Christine Theiss: Some of you might be thinking, “Who the heck is Christine Theiss?” Well, she is a German chick who can kick your ass. She is believed to be the world’s top female kick boxer. You know what they say about kick boxers, don’t you? Seriously, don’t you? Cause I have no idea. Kathy Griffin: You know that one girl back in high school who was really loud and annoying? Plus she thought she was just so hilarious? Well, meet Kathy Griffin. I am pretty sure she was that girl in high school. She was on Letterman Thursday Night and stripped down to her bra. Now, she is not the ugliest woman, ever. However, that doesn’t mean we want to see all of that paleness. It looks like she just got dipped in a bunch of flour.
Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. It turns out that Kate Beckinsale is not only insanely beautiful; she also has a great sense of humor. Just read the hilarious story below, brought to you by Contact Music: Kate Beckinsale once forced her mother to “dump” a large rubber penis at a Montreal, Canada airport after a saucy prank went awry. Beckinsale explains: “We’d sort of had a little bit of an argument and she was leaving… and my make-up artist had given me… for Easter – I don’t know why – this enormous penis… a rubber one… it was quite wobbly… It was definitely decorative… It wasn’t functional. I kept on stashing it in my trailer… and I thought, ‘I’m just gonna put it in her hand luggage when she goes to the airport and maybe that’ll somehow cheer us up,’ so I did that. “I was gonna let it get to that point but my make-up artist was so horrified that I’d done it… I had to call her up and say, ‘Look, I’m really sorry, but just look in your bag.’ She went, ‘Oh my God, Kate, I can’t believe you’ve done it…. What am I going to do with it?’ I think she had to somehow… dump it at the airport… She said she dumped it.” That might be the most amazing story, ever. You would think with her being a popular, sexy celebrity that she would be stuck-up and would have a horrible sense of humor. It turns out she is like the female version of Seth Rogen. Who else would stuff a large dildo into their mother’s luggage? I just wonder if anyone found this dildo at the airport, can you imagine that? Someone might be holding a dildo touched by the magic hands of Kate Beckinsale. Some lesbian is really happy right now.
As a lot of you know the internet is coming together today and fighting against PIPA and SOPA. I figured I’d put my foot in the ring and remind you all to tell your Members of Congress you OPPOSE PIPA & SOPA! Now let’s get to the FREE Spank Bank! First up… Katie Price: She is 33 years old now and still looking pretty dang hot. Of course, I might just be saying that because she is making sexy poses, and shoving her breasts in our faces. Whatever, I am a weak man. Rihanna: Yeah…she just made it in the Spank Bank for the third time in a row. I’M SORRY! It’s just the pictures to continue to get better and better. Just scroll down and look at those pictures, you see them? You forgive me now, right? I promise she won’t be in here again tomorrow. Even if nude photos are released of her again…okay she might make it in then. Kate Beckinsale: She doesn’t need a bikini! She is just plain sexy. The pictures below are from some segment she was shooting for Extra. In one of the pictures you can see her with Maria Menounos. That is just too much hotness in one picture, I almost can’t take it. Shayne Lamas: I had to do some research on google to find out who she was. Apparently she was on the Bachelor, which explains why I had no clue who she was. Also, she just had a baby, so that makes these pictures pretty damn impressive.
I have a lot of pictures for you today! So, you might want to clear out a little space in your Spank Bank because you are about to have a lot of new images you are going to want to add! First up… Michelle Williams: She is so underrated and such a talented actress. There are only two pictures of her down below, but they are very sexy! She doesn’t usually show off her sexy side, so let’s appreciate whatever we can get. Rihanna: Yeah…Rihanna again. Actually it’s a double shot of Rihanna. You’ll see her down below posing for Armani…looking very hot. Also, you will see pictures of her getting high again. Apparently that is her new favorite thing to do now. Get high and look sexy while doing so. Lara Stone: Finally some bikini pictures! We got spoiled over the holidays with a lot of bikini pictures, since every damn celebrity was on vacation. But, they’re starting to come back! Enjoy the supermodel bikini pictures below. Imogen Thomas: Another model/reality star who I have never heard of. This is for some of you people who claim I only like “skinny” girls. Here is a “thick” girl for you all to enjoy. She looks like she would be a freak in bed. Probably likes to play around with food in bed, and no that is not a fat joke.
Phew, I am glad it is Monday; I had such a wild weekend. I got multiple paper cuts during a late night reading session on Saturday night. Anyway, let’s get to the Spank Bank! First up… Rihanna: Nothing fancy here, just a hot chick relaxing, laying down and smoking some…completely legal thing I am sure. Too bad she didn’t start busting out some yoga moves, something to really put those pants to work. Irina Shayk: Every time I see pictures of her it’s like the first time, you know what I mean? You can see her in the pictures below in new advertisements from GUESS. Well, GUESS what? The advertisements are working. Damn, that was lame. Victoria Justice: She is a solid 18 and she is about to be 19, so you don’t have to feel ashamed if you think she looks hot. She is very hot, and I am ashamed that I haven’t had her in the Spank Bank before now. Sadly there are just two pictures of her this time, but they’re two magnificent pictures! Jessica-Jane Clement: A safe choice for the Spank Bank on a Monday. You can’t really go wrong with Jessica. I have a business idea that I want to ask her about. It involves her boobs, my face, a lot of butter and a $100 dollar bill.
Happy Sunday! We were spoiled yesterday with a full Spank Bank, but now the weekend has really started to kick in, which means things are slow right now. However, I have managed to put together a Spank Bank for you; I even added in a special blast from the past! First up… Minka Kelly: She was out playing with her dog recently, wearing some pretty sweet looking pants. And, I am not just saying that because her ass looks good in them. In one of the pictures it looks like she is using a water bottle to play catch with her dog…really? She can’t afford a ball? Rihanna: She is trying to be a nipster. What is a nipster? A nerd/hipster. I don’t understand the trend of big glasses. There are so many people walking around now with big ass glasses, and they don’t even need them! They just wear them to look, “cool.” What happened to just…being cool? You know where your personality makes you cool? Anyone? Sara Jean Underwood: And, now it is time for the blast from the past! These aren’t new pictures, but they might be new for some of you! Besides, could you ever really get tired of looking at Sara Jean Underwood? Just look at her perfect ass promoting twitter. I am a fan.
So, I am sure most of you were not even aware that the Miss America competition was taking place last night. And, that is perfectly fine! You think I watched it? Heck no. But, that doesn’t mean we can’t welcome in the beautiful lady who won. Her name is Laura Kaeppeler, she is 23 years old and from Wisconsin and she kind of has an interesting background. While all the other girls were talking about the environment and starving children (just guessing on that one) Laura was talking about how she wants children of incarcerated adults to feel less alone, to have mentoring and as much of a relationship with their parents as possible. You might be wondering why she picked such a random cause, well she was one of those children. Her father went to jail for mail fraud, so she has had personal experience in this subject. “There are many of you out there – and I was one of them – but it doesn’t define you.” Kaeppeler said. I know you pervs don’t care about all of that. You want to see her in her swimsuit, right? Just scroll down below to the gallery and you will see the full picture. Now we just wait and wonder how long it’ll be before there is some sort of sex tape, or big scandal. If it happens, we will be here to tell you about it. Hello, Miss America.
You know how last weekend I was saying that weekends are usually slow for the Spank Bank? Well, I guess that is not always the case. I have a pretty full Spank Bank for you today! Hooray for the weekend! First up… Miranda Kerr: I know she was in the Spank Bank yesterday, but she has made it on here again. I doubt anyone will have a problem with this, especially since these pictures are even hotter. If only she just bent over a little bit more. Sofia Vergara: The hot MILF was caught dancing in a new commercial for Diet Pepsi. You can see some stills from the video in the gallery below; also you can see the video at the end of this post. The only bad part is that she is promoting Diet Pepsi. Gross. Kristin Cavallari: These pictures certainly aren’t flashy or anything, but they do show off her sexy legs. Kristin is underrated, she deserves more attention, and as long as she keeps showing off her legs, she’ll be getting my attention. Maria Fowler: I don’t know who she is…some reality star or something. I am just going to assume everyone is a reality star these days. Anyway, you can see her in the pictures below kissing another woman, making dumb faces, and doing sexy things with large bottles.
So, normally I would give you The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly; but, when I went to write that post, I saw these two women. And… I simply couldn’t choose between them for the day’s ’Good.’ So, for just this one day we’re going to have The Good vs. The Good. Erin Heatherton’s Victoria Secret shoot is, like, Heaven sent. She is actually quite popular with us here on The Daily Fix. I know she’s been seen multiple times in both The Spank Bank and The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly. Catalina Otalvaro, I honestly don’t know much about. Our friends over at Egotastic had this to say about her, though: ‘The smoking sultry hot Sudamericana lingerie and swimsuit model for the brands that really want to pimp their skimpy wear properly, took to the photo canvas once more to display her truly epic, broody, hot and sextastic wares.’ Yup… couldn’t have said it better myself, fellas. So, we’ve got a pale faced beauty vs. the looks of a sultry temptress. Creamy white vs. caramel brown. As I said, both of these women were so smokin’ hot that I really couldn’t pick one over the other. So, I take it to you, my good readers; who’s got the best goods? Erin Heatherton? Or Catalina Otalvaro? You tell me guys, cause I’m dying to know — who’s hotter?
It’s Friday! It’s time to celebrate the end of the week with a bunch of babes! So, when you’re stuck in traffic on your way back home from the office, just close your eyes and think about your Spank Bank. Well, don’t close your eyes since you will be driving and all, but you get what I mean. First up… Miranda Kerr: No, sadly she is not posing nude again. However, she is still dressing up sexy for us! Is it just me, or does it look like two softballs are trying to break free from her chest? Hayden Panettiere: You don’t hear much about Hayden anymore, at least I don’t. I remember her trying to save a bunch of dolphins, but that’s about it. This is a nice way to make a comeback, though! More cleavage, please! Olivia Munn: She is single and ready to mingle! I hope you all saw my story earlier about her dumping her boyfriend. Now, she is sharing even more good news! She posed nude for PETA! Pictures below. Amanda Harrington: Okay, now these are the most interesting pictures of the day. I’m not entirely sure who Amanda is, but I am pretty sure she had like five seconds of fame on a reality show. Anyway, the pictures are golden! Not because she is super hot, but because they just make perfect sense. What I mean by that is that she is stuffing her face with Mcdonalds, right? A trashy, bad for you fast food place that you can’t help but eat. Well, Amanda Harrington is, trashy, bad for you, but you’re still going to be thinking of her next time you are having sex with your wife. Thank me later.
Hello Spank Bankers! I’ve got another round of hot pictures for you. What would you do without me? You’d probably still be filling your spank bank with pictures from the magazines in the grocery store check out line. First up today… People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet: The People’s Choice Awards took place last night and there were a lot of hotties on the red carpet. I showed you some pictures last night and now I am adding a little bit more. Enjoy them all below. The pictures include, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Julianne Hough, Nina Dobrev, Lea Michele, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. Mayra Suarez: Mayra is a very hot model if you didn’t already know. I wonder how many souls I’d have to sell in order to get a date with her? Probably too many. If you do want to offer up your soul, please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org Michelle Hunziker: I’m not really sure who she is. I believe she is from Switzerland, which makes her even hotter. Why? I don’t know. I’ve always wanted to date a chick from Switzerland, though. I picture them waking me up every morning with hot chocolate and a hand job.
You like that little title? Red Hot…Red Carpet? You don’t get that kind of lameness anywhere else, folks! Anyway, I went through some of the pictures from the red carpet and picked out some of my favorites. Miley Cyrus: You can always count on her to wear something slutty. You can see her in the pictures below, showing off her chest area. Demi Lovato: What a nice, classy outfit she is wearing. It really brings out her eyes…okay I am just kidding. You can’t help but notice her breasts, it looks like she stuffed some throw pillows down her dress. Vanessa Hudgens: Vanessa Hudgens always looks hot to me. She can do wrong, well except that time when she was doing Zac Efron, what was up with that? Kaley Cuoco: I believe she hosted the show, so that means she probably changed a billion times. I hope the outfits progressively got better because I am not really digging the look. Lea Michele: I’ve never been a big fan of her, but she looked good tonight. I think it is the seductive look she is giving the cameras. Plus her lips look like they taste like cotton candy…and I like cotton candy. I’m sure I will find more pictures for the Spank Bank tomorrow, but for now enjoy this preview.
Are you ready? The Spank Bank today is full of sexiness. It has a very nice variety to it, and some fresh new faces! So, take a break from whatever you are doing and enjoy this edition of the Spank Bank! First up… Raven Symone: I know, Raven Symone? Not the first person you would pick to be on the Spank Bank, but she looks good here! We are a very fair and open Spank Bank. Raven has worked hard and she deserves some recognition. I do have one question, though. Who is that dude with her? And why can’t my hair grow like that? Lacey Banghard: BEWARE! The pictures down below are extremely hot. I have no idea who she is, but I know she has a really cool name. I am wondering if that is actually her real name? But, I don’t care enough to google and find out. Maybe after I get done looking at her pictures. Dawn Olivieri: She is an actress and I really don’t know what she has been on really. I just know that she hasn’t been on me, and that really sucks. You can check her out in the pictures below, posing for Maxim. Kate Beckinsale: We all know that Kate is considered to be one of the hottest MILFs around, and these pictures just prove why. She doesn’t have to strip down to be sexy. Keep it classy, Kate.
It’s a new day which means you all get a new Spank Bank. Today has an old favorite and someone who I thought would never make the Spank Bank. Not because she didn’t have the potential…she just never showed it off. That person? Katie Holmes: There are a lot of pictures of Katie walking around in mom jeans and sweaters, but that won’t get her in the Spank Bank. However, she just posed topless and the pictures are amazing! Why doesn’t she show off that body more often? Torrie Wilson: She is a former pro wrestler and she is now going out with Alex Rodriguez, why? I don’t know. I guess she likes his big ass titties. Have you seen those things? I won’t show them here, they’re too disgusting. Just enjoy Torrie’s sweet body. Olivia Palermo: I am still not sure who she is but she keeps showing up in a bikini, so she has got my attention! She is not the hottest chick to ever enter the Spank Bank, but she definitely deserves a spot. Irina Shayk: Yeah, she is in the Spank Bank again, are you complaining? You better not be. We should cherish everyday that she gives us hot pictures of her to drool over. She is one of those rare women that are incredibly hot and incredibly beautiful at the same time. Because there is a big difference between, “beautiful” and “hot.”
It’s Monday! That means most of you are probably going to your job that you hate, but don’t worry! Monday is now a day you should be excited about! Monday always brings a packed Spank Bank to get you through the horror that is the beginning of the week. First up.. Lauren Stoner: She is making another appearance in the Spank Bank. I am just at a loss for words…she is just so magnificent in a bikini. I am going to call her the, “elevator” because she is shooting up fast on the hottie charts. <— that lame joke is why I will never get a girl like that. Maria Menounos: She is not in a bikini anymore, but with a woman this hot it really doesn’t matter what she is wearing. In fact, I would say she looks better in these pictures than she did in her bikini pictures. It leaves more to the imagination…and with her there is a lot to imagine. Olcay Gulsen: I honestly have no idea who she is. I believe she is getting married to some former soccer player or something. Does it really matter? I didn’t think so. Just enjoy the hot pictures of her below. Georgia Salpa: She is a model and a Celebrity Big Brother star. I am kind of ashamed that I had never heard of her ’til a few days ago when she received a “bad” listing on, “The Good, The Bad and The Fugly.” I obviously disagree with my fellow co-writer! This is a woman every guy should know about, they should have posters of her all over their walls and pictures of her in their wallet…or would that be going too far?
It’s Sunday, which probably means you are going to be watching football. But, football can only last so long, and eventually it’ll be halftime. And, why not spend halftime doing things you enjoy? Like…filling up your Spank Bank! First up… Rita Rusic: I think she is some Italian movie producer, but the more important thing to know about her is that she is 51! Pretty crazy, huh? You can certainly tell that some areas are not as tight as they used to be, but she is looking mighty fine for 51. LeAnn Rimes: Remember what I said? I would stop putting her in the Spank Bank when I got tired of seeing new pictures of her in a bikini. Well, I am not tired of it, yet! You can see her in the pictures below wearing another tiny bikini. How many bikinis can one woman have? Chloe Sims: I was kind of on the fence with this one, but I decided to put her in. Mainly because weekends are so slow, and there was really no one else. Yeah, she kind of looks clownish and her face is all kinds of weird, but just try to focus on her big boobs! That is obviously what she wants you to do. See you tomorrow for a new Spank Bank! It’ll be Monday so it should be filled with pictures.
The weekend Spank Banks are usually slow and today is no different. There just wasn’t a lot of action today, but there were a few intriguing finds. We got a muscle babe for you, a hot model and a sexy, classy lady. First up… Jennifer Nicole Lee: I don’t usually go for the muscular type of woman, but these pictures aren’t that bad. Her ass looks…healthy. It looks like it could crush a brick, or perhaps bring world peace. It’s amazing what a big ball can do for someone. I have two pretty big balls, maybe she would come work out on them sometime. Jessica-Jane Clement: Yeah, I know. She looks too good to be true; the pictures look like they have had as much work done on them as Jessica has had on her. Oh well, though. There is plenty of room in the Spank Bank for these pictures. I’ll put them in the, “Rainy Day” category. Katharine McPhee: Katharine was out promoting her new show, “Smash.” And, she looked damn good while doing so. Probably my favorite pictures of the day. I like these pictures so much that I might actually watch a few minutes of her show. Have a good weekend!
Lots of pictures to put in the Spank Bank today. And, yeah you guessed it LeAnn Rimes is making another appearance. I guess she just decided to wear tiny bikinis year round. First up today… Tamara Ecclestone: She is rich and hot and that is pretty much all you need to know. I’ve heard to even shake her hand you must make at least $500,000 a year. I wonder how much you have to make to get a hug. Shakira: At least, I think that is Shakira. It could be some random woman with a great ass. However, I believe that it is Shakira’s ass, it’s too perfect not to be. Enjoy these candid pictures of her, they are very rare. LeAnn Rimes: It’s like Christmas everyday! Everyday there are new pictures of her in a bikini. Eventually, this will become old and her fine ass will no longer interest me, but ‘til then I am going to keep posting her pictures. Julianne Hough: I love me some Julianne Hough, so these bikini pictures were nice to see today! I got a little less excited when I saw that Ryan Seacrest was still with her, but whatever. She will realize he likes men eventually.
It’s that time of the day again! I have a fresh new Spank Bank for you today, I have a feeling you guys will like this one. Also, for those who missed yesterday’s Spank Bank, we have a new photo gallery! It includes every celebrity picture you can think of, bikini pictures, mugshots, nip slips, and a lot more. Go check it out here! First up on the Spank Bank today… LeAnn Rimes: She is in a bikini again and looks even hotter! What is this? A year ago, I wouldn’t have cared anything about her. But, now? I wake up everyday hoping there are new bikini pictures of her. Check out ALL of the pictures below, there are a lot of them! Enjoy. Danielle Lineker: I guess she is some former lingerie model, and she recently got this tattoo..blah blah blah. I am just here for the bikini pictures, just like all of you. I don’t really care what her tattoo says. You can see in one picture below, her husband Gary Lineker got to rest his head on her beautiful ass. What a lucky man. Amy Childs: Again, she is continuing to impress me with these bikini pictures. They are so much better than the pictures of her all dolled up and looking like some high class trailer park trash. Yeah, trailer park trash can be high class, too!
Well, today is a very special Spank Bank! Before we get to the pictures from today, I want to introduce you all to our new photo gallery! Now, you can search through and find your favorite pictures. There is even a special category for “babes” in which you will find…babes. Imagine that, huh? So, if you ever need some extra Spank Bank material, the photo gallery is the place to go. The photo gallery doesn’t end there, though. It has a ton of celebrity pictures, you can even check out all of the celebrity mugshots in the “humor” category. Go check it out! Now let’s get to who made the Spank Bank list today… Paris Hilton: I am not the biggest fan of Paris Hilton, but you can’t deny the fact that she is a pretty sexy lady. You can see her in the pictures below posing topless for FHM! These are some of the hottest Paris Hilton pictures I have seen in a long time. Sharni Vinson: I am guessing these pictures are from the holidays since she is wearing a Santa hat. So, these pictures might have been around for a week or so, but I haven’t seen them! So, they’re new to me and her backside is too yummy to pass up. Lily Aldridge: She is a supermodel…of course. She’s doing supermodel things in the pictures below. What are “supermodel things?” oh, you know! Wearing lingerie and sticking your ass in the air for everyone to see, stuff like that. Lauren Sanchez: Apparently she is a co-host on Good Day LA and I can see why it’s a “Good” day if she is greeting you every morning. Forget Folgers; give me some Lauren Sanchez in my cup!
Welcome! After the quality of yesterday’s Spank Bank, I thought it was going to be tough to match it again today. Well, I thought wrong. The babes have blessed us with another round of hot pictures and I have them all right here for you. First up… Jessica Alba: I told you Jessica Alba would keep getting hotter and hotter. Just months after her pregnancy she is out in a bikini, looking very hot. How is this even possible? She looks just as sexy as ever! She deserves some kind of award. Rachel McAdams: Rachel is the total package. She is sexy, yet still classy and she is an incredibly talented actress. I have no idea why Ryan Gosling left all of that. I’d take Rachel over Eva Mendes any day. Kate Beckinsale: It seems like it has been awhile since she has provided us with some sexy pictures. I think I remember seeing her ass in some yoga pants awhile back, but that is about it. She has finally decided to give us more Spank Bank material. You can see her posing in Angeleno Magazine in the pictures below. Candice Swanepoel: You can always count on her to give us some hot pictures. She is already promoting Valentines Day, and she is doing a good job. After I saw these pictures I went out and bought some roses, chocolate, and condoms. And, I don’t even have a girlfriend! Shit…
Well, it’s a new year which means we’ll get plenty of sexy new pictures in 2012. However, since it is New Year’s Day the pictures are coming in very slow today. But, don’t worry tomorrow everything will be back to normal and I am sure there will be a jam packed Spank Bank for you. First up today… Pixie Lott: Yeah, don’t worry. I don’t know who she is either. Her name sounds like a candy put out by Nestle or something. I did some research and she is a 20 year old singer from England. Apparently, she is really popular over there! I am sure it has everything to do with her voice, and nothing to do with her incredibly sexy body… Melissa Gorga: She is from Real Housewives of New Jersey, but don’t hold that against her! She looks pretty decent, I mean it is the best I can do on a slow day. I could have cropped out her husband from the pictures, but I wanted to leave him in so you all could see how douchey he looks. Snooki: Yeah, I included Snooki. Everything she does annoys me and I completely despise her…but she is looking better and better. If you stare long enough at her cleavage maybe you could forget about her incredibly annoying voice.