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Heidi Montag can’t hug or run anymore.So basically Mattel needs to recall her

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Heidi Montag had a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest on Monday, and being the private person that she is, she told us everything we needed to know about her plastic surgery and then some more. Like for example, the fact that because of her unknown size breasts, she now can’t jog (did not clarify if it was due to obstruction of obstacles on the pavement or fear of them coming off their sockets and rolling down The Hill).

Via USMagazine:

On having a procedure she didn’t know anything about, but did it anyway because it sounded like fun:
When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

On what her next steps to become a Hollywood mogul will be:
“I have the footage of my ten procedures. Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.

On why Spencer is ecstatic he now has to spend less time with boobs and more time with the penis:
“I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile.”

So basically what she’s telling us here is that she’s not all hard and rubbery. Too bad. We were so eager to push her off a cliff and watch her bounce off the rocks like a soccer ball. Well, there is always Shauna Sands..hmmm…