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Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy!

That’s right, folks! Jenny McCarthy will pose nude for Playboy’s July/August issue. It’s been almost 20 years since she has posed nude for the magazine, so this is really a surprising comeback. Jenny is 40-years-old now and a mom, but she isn’t letting that stop her from showing the goods.

She made $20,000 back in 1993 when she posed nude for the magazine and she earned the title of Playmate of the Month, and Playmate of the Year.

“All I wanted to do [when she began in the industry] was work with my clothes on, and now I just hope to get them off!” Jenny told E! earlier this week.

Well, you will not be hearing any complaints from The Daily Fix. Jenny still looks incredibly hot for her age! We can’t wait to see her naked…did that sound weird? Oh well. Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy!

 

Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault

As most of you know, Hugh Hefner’s son, ‘Marston’ was arrested this past weekend for assaulting his ‘Playmate of the Year’ girlfriend, Claire Sinclair. There were a lot of different reports going around on what actually happened, but now we know exactly what happened. Sinclair spoke to E! News and had this to say:

“We had just freshly moved into the apartment, and I know Marston was a little stressed out about it, and Marston has been unstable throughout the whole course of our relationship. We got into an argument about something really silly and it kind of escalated and it became violent. Initially he kicked me and I went backwards, I fell. Then he punched me and grabbed me up, and I scratched him to defend myself. It was very shocking.”

Is this really any surprise? Just look at the dude, doesn’t he just look like a huge toolbag? Don’t believe me? Read this quote provided by the man himself: “My like expectancy for what girl I’m going to get is, like, so f**ked up. I’ve just been around really hot women my entire life, so the average high school girl won’t do it for me.”

Ah, yes. Why should the average girl do it for you? After all, look at yourself! You are about five tans and a beard away from being George Clooney’s twin!

It sounds like Marston needs a reality check. He has been living in fantasy land for too long, hopefully this wakes his butt up. Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault

 

Hugh Hefner’s Bedroom Welcomes Another Blonde

Boom! Rebound! Hugh Hefner is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other “babe,” although it’s possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him “bank.” She’s moved into Hef’s room, and on movie night, they were seen kissing and cuddling. I almost typed “curdling,” which somehow also seems possible.

The older Hefner gets the younger looking his “girlfriends” seem to get. At this rate his final “girlfriend” will be a 2 year old toddler if he doesn’t kick the bucket soon.

 

Ricky Gervais Got Banned From the Golden Globes for Being Awesome

Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’­s masturbato­ry delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke that got him in the most trouble was when he made fun of Philip Berk, the current head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA for short).

Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure,” a member of the HFPA says, adding that Gervais’ relentlessly mean shtick could have even larger consequences. “For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”

Berk verified on Monday that Ricky has ticked off the HFPA, telling the Hollywood Reporter that the two-time host went too far with his jokes aimed at other celebs.

“He definitely crossed the line,” Berk said. “And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that’s Ricky. Any of the references to individuals is certainly not something the Hollywood Foreign Press condones.”

Wait what, how do you humiliate a group that gave Pia Zadora an acting award? And at a show that was once just an excuse for a drunken bacchanal? Plus I’m pretty sure the HFPA got Ricky there knowing full well he would rip everyone a new asshole.

The fact the HFPA would blacklist someone from winning an award because they were personally offended simply validates how ridiculous the Golden Globes are.

“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” I mean, come on, that line alone made Gervais worthy of a knighthood.

Well done Sir. Ricky Gervais. Well done indeed.

The Scientology joke is a masterpiece. In order for either Tom Cruise or John Travolta to have a libel suit, the defamation has to be factual. In other words, since Ricky didn’t mention them by name they would basically have to come out of the closet. Thank you Sir. Gervais for the most brilliant Catch 22,  I’ve ever seen in Hollywood.

 

Toni Braxton’s Ass & Titties, Coming to a Playboy Near You Soon

Toni Braxton wants to do a bit of ‘T and A’ for Playboy. It’s also worth mentioning Toni filed for bankruptcy for the second time in October. She was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million in debt at the time. So I guess she’s planning on showing her ass to keep the IRS off her back for… I dunno, 5 minutes?

Here is her thought process on Twitter last night as she rationalized posing for Playboy:

- New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?

- I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-

- Of course it will be tastefully done :-)

- There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.

Wait what, Hugh Hefner is the sexiest guy you know over 30? I wouldn’t even call him the sexiest guy over 80. Wouldn’t even call him sexier than the average rotting corpse.

I won’t complain about her being in Playboy though, sounds great to me, I love naked women. But what’s really great is the public humiliation and shame that comes with having to resort to stripping because you aren’t willing to work like the rest of us…, you know the common folk who didn’t make millions of dollars in the mid 90s and fritter it away.  We the commoners revel in seeing how the mighty have fallen. “Schadenfreude” is what I believe the kids are calling it these days.

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Hugh Hefner engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris

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Hugh Hefner has got engaged to his girlfriend Crystal Harris. The 84-year-old Playboy mogul gifted her a sparkling engagement ring on Christmas Eve and announced over Christmas that he is ready to wed the 24-year-old hottie, who was December 2009’s Playboy Playmate.

Hef announced the exciting news and shared his joy with friends and fans by jotting a series of messages on his Twitter account,

After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory. Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.

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Hugh Hefner is Getting Married to Playmate Crystal Harris

HOLY SHIT! We here at The Daily Fix are officially psychic, because we posted some random pictures of Playboy girl Crystal Harris last week and mentioned that she was currently Hugh’s only girlfriend as well as a fan of old wrinkly cocks. Well now as it turns out the old bastard has gotten engaged to her sweet looking ass. Lottery here we come!

NY Daily News reports:

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner celebrated the holidays with his newest plaything – announcing his engagement to bombshell girlfriend Crystal Harris.

Hefner, 84, said in a Twitter message from the Playboy Mansion in Hollywood that he’d given a ring to Harris, a 24-year-old former Playmate.

Harris, who posed for Playboy in her birthday suit last December, burst into tears at the news that the octogenarian mogul wants to tie the knot, he tweeted.

“This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory,” Hefner wrote.

Hefner later tweeted a second time to let friends and fans know that ring was not simply a Christmas gift for the sexy gal pal.

“Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring,” the mogul wrote. “I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

Right now just to put a sick mental imagine into your heads here is what ex-girlfriend Izabella St. James’ said in her memoir Bunny Tales regarding Hef’s sexual relationship with ex-girlfriend Holly Madison:

At around midnight, Hef would take his Viagra; it was always wrapped in a crumpled Kleenex (although Holly bought him a nice Tiffany pillbox once, he always stuck to his habits).

Hef would lie on his back in the middle of the bed, and as some of us were getting stoned or drinking Dom, he would cover himself in baby oil. Many of the girls he slept with would get yeast infections, which they blamed on the baby oil…Holly would start off the festivities by orally pleasuring Hef until he became erect…when it was confirmed that no one else wanted to “go,” it would be Holly’s turn to assume the position. (That appeared to be the distinguishing mark of the number one Girlfriend—not only was she the only one who had sex with him regularly, but she was the only girl that ever had that particular kind of sex with Hef.) Holly was always quick and full of moans and groans and “oh daddy” shout-outs. After that came to the grand finale: Hef masturbated while watching the porn, and Holly sucked on his nipple.


Need… pictures of kittens…. NOW… must get that image out of my head!

Your a lucky lucky girl Crystal!

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Meet Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris, The Current Girlfriend of Hugh Hefner

You might not know much about Crystal Harris, but Hugh Hefner sure knows her. Because she is currently his only girlfriend. So either the old fart is getting too old to handle several women at a time or he really just digs Crystal here enough to become exclusive with the blonde.

Hugh says: “She’s very real, and although she has her aspirations, the major thing in her life is our relationship. The problem with some of the other girls is that there were other motivations, their careers. This is more like true love. She is, as they say, ‘the real deal.’

Right Hugh, bet you won’t be saying that in 2 years, when she is way too old for your wrinkly cock, 25 or so. Until then here are some pictures of the girl that makes Hugh take his daily Viagra.

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