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Hulk Hogan Suing Friend and Gossip Site

There once was a time when pissing off Hulk Hogan would get you body slammed, but now it just gets you sued. The former pro wrestler is suing Gawker the gossip site who posted his sex tape. He is seeking $100 million in damages; apparently people seeing one minute of his pale ass caused him $100 million in damages.

“Mr. Hogan had a reasonable expectation of his privacy, just as all Americans have a reasonable expectation of their privacy in their bedrooms.” attorney Charles Harder said to the media.

Gawker has not commented on the lawsuit, but one has to imagine they’re a little busy right about now. We’re sure this debacle is doing wonders for their website traffic.

Hogan is also suing the woman he was banging in the video and her ex-husband Bubba the Love Sponge. The amount he is suing them for is still unclear, but it’s pretty clear that he feels hurt and betrayed. Hogan claimed in the lawsuit that the video caused a “severe” and “irreparable” injury that cannot be adequately compensated by monetary damages.

Meanwhile, the lawyer for Bubba is hoping that Bubba and Hulk can get their friendship back,

“My hope is that these two preserve their friendship. I can’t comment on the suit. This has caused harm to Bubba and he didn’t release it, he didn’t condone the release of it. He wants to find out who did that and he wants that person to be held accountable.”

Pfft, I’d let someone secretly tape me having sex for $100 million. hulk hulkk

 

Bubba the Love Sponge Behind Hulk Hogan Sex Tape?

We briefly told you all about the disgusting sex tape going around of Hulk Hogan. He was filmed having sex with Heather Clem who was once married to Bubba the Love Sponge; a good friend of Hulk Hogan. Once Hogan found out that the tape had been released he claimed that he was filmed secretly just like every other celebrity who has had a tape leaked…but could he be telling the truth? Possibly…

TMZ has watched the full 30 minute tape and claims that the final few minutes of the tape shows Bubba the Love Sponge coming on screen and telling Clem, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”

Clem didn’t sound too thrilled about the idea of leaking the tape and made him take back what he said on camera. This certainly plays right into Hogan’s story, who has been saying from the start that Bubba gave him permission to have sex with his former wife.

Hogan has filed a police report and hopes to find the person who did indeed leak the tape. The 59-year-old was asked how we felt about the fact that his good friend Bubba might be behind the tape and he replied with,

 

“I’m sick to my stomach. If you had anything to do with this, that means we were never friends.”

 

Ouch, that has to hurt. However, if your best friend ever offers you free sex with his wife…you can probably bet there is some secret motive behind it. bubba hulk hulkk

 

The Hogan Family Is In Trouble!

The Hogan family is falling apart! Linda’s Ex-Husband (Hulk Hogan) just had a very hilarious sex tape released and now Linda was busted for DUI. She was arrested at around 1 in the morning on Thursday; her blood alcohol was .084 which is just slightly over California’s legal limit of .08.

Linda thrown in jail, but was released a few hours later on a $5,000 bail. Sources say that she was also charged with driving on a suspended license. Reps for the 53-year-old mad woman are already trying to clean up her mess. The rep claims that Linda is extremely sorry and that the .084 was because she had a glass of champagne on an empty stomach. Linda’s rep also says that Linda was not charged with driving on a suspended license.

This is certainly a horrible week for the Hogan family. As we mentioned above, Hulk Hogan just had a sex tape released on the internet. We linked to the video/story above, so watch at your own risk. The Hulkinator has threatened to sue any site that puts the sex tape online; claiming he was secretly filmed.

I’m not sure what sick individual would actually want to secretly film Hulk Hogan having sex, but who am I to judge? After all, I am the creep who actually watched a minute of the god awful tape. hulk lindaa lindahulk

 

John Cena Filing For Divorce!

The big bad wrestler and sometimes “actor” has filed for divorce. John is divorcing his wife of three years, Liz Huberdeau. Cena filed for the divorce in Florida, claiming that the marriage is, “irretrievably broken.” Whatever the hell that means.

Cena is going to have a battle in court because Liz has already hired a popular Miami attorney, Raymond Rafool. This is the same attorney who helped Linda Hogan empty the ripped pockets of Hulk Hogan. However, Raymond might have a tougher battle this time because Liz signed a pre-nup in 2009.

“Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements.” Liz’ lawyer said in a statement.

Ah, yeah. The ol’ high school sweetheart relationship! Those never seem to work out. John Cena Filing For Divorce! John Cena Filing For Divorce! John Cena Filing For Divorce! John Cena Filing For Divorce!

 

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO!

Apparently Hulk Hogan has a sex tape that is being shopped around to a major porn studio. TMZ claims they have seen some of this tape already and say you can see Hogan getting undressed while an unidentified brunette sits on the bed. The woman is not his ex-wife or his current wife. TMZ reports that in the clip he pulls off his shirt and brags to the woman, “I started to work out again.” He then runs his hands through his hair like he always does. And apparently the Hulk has a nice thong-shaped tan line.

Gross! Who would want to see this tape? And are we sure that it wasn’t his daughter on the bed? Don’t you remember those weird pictures of him rubbing her ass by the pool? (pictures below.) That was extremely creepy; just imagine how creepy a sex tape would be. I’d rather see Joan Rivers masturbating with a cucumber than a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

We don’t know if anyone has made an offer for the tape, yet. But we are sure it’ll come out eventually…sadly. Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO!

 

Thursday’s Completely Insane Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/12/12

Happy Thursday, my fellow fixers, which is also 1-12-12. Weird date, don’t you think? That’s probably why we’ve had so many completely insane breaking news stories today! And that’s why I’m bringing them all to you in one single post! So, without further ado, here’s Thursday’s Completely Insane Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! If you read yesterday’s post, you probably noticed that there was quite a bit of Baby Blue Ivy news. Well, I’ve got some for you today, too! Just… not as much. First off, the investigation from The Health Department has officially been closed as of this morning. Hmph, it’s amazing how powerful some people’s checkbook’s are, isn’t it? With the craziness that went on in that hospital, that investigation should have lasted a little longer than twenty-four hours. A bit fishy, if you ask me. And, I’ve also got a special picture treat for you. The first pics of been released! Of Beyonce’s room… Sorry, that was mean. Rest assured, though, The Daily Fix will definitely be bringing the million dollar Blue Ivy pics to you as soon as the right buyer comes along for Jay-Z and Beyonce. But, I do have the first pics of the swanky, elegant, and absolutely disgusting birthing room for you. Okay, if you’ve ever had a baby, you know that you don’t give a flying fuck how nice the artwork on the walls are or how soft the couch is. You’re screaming and sweating and swearing your ass off, not going, ‘Oh, my, I’m so glad we invested over a million dollars in this room. Didn’t it turn out just beautiful?’ No, and I’m pretty friggin’ positive that Beyonce must be having some buyer’s remorse over paying so much for that room that probably just got covered in all types of bodily fluids. Well, maybe she’s not, but I sure would be. Stupid, just stupid! And moving on — Heather Locklear has been admitted to the ER for a combination of drugs and alcohol. Her sister called 911 at 2:05 pm PST when she feared Heather was in danger. This isn’t the first time Locklear has had an ambulance called. Her doctor once called 911, fearful that she had tried to kill herself by taking too many RX pills. That’s really all of the info I have on it right now, but I’m sure you join me in wishing Heather a speedy recovery… and better judgment! Okay, so Rihanna has kind of pissed me off. Instead of attending the People’s Choice Awards, in which she won the award for Best R&B Singer, she skipped out to go chill at the Heat vs. Clippers game! Now, it would be one thing if she was in a completely different city at the time, but — get this! — the game was going on right across the street from the People’s Choice Awards! Now, that’s just shitty! Obviously, it was the PEOPLE who voted for you, Rihanna, expecting your ass to be there! To me, [...]
 

The Hulk Women in Bikini Tops

Brooke Hogan and her mom, Linda Hogan were hitting up Miami in matching bikini-top-and-sweatpants yesterday, scaring the shit out of the locals with their man bodies.

I thought Miami Beach was supposed to be all about youth & glamor & the jet set scene. Well apparently not judging by these two hags, who by the way must have used some heavy duty tape to tape down Brooke’s penis for their day out in the sun. She literally looks like Cameron Diaz if she swallowed Chyna whole (the female wrestler).

That dog is the nicest looking bitch out of the three.

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Brooke Hogan is Back in a Bikini

Brooke Hogan was back on Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, clearly bringing her own “paparazzi” photographer with her ala Heidi Montag. Just in Brooke’s case the photographer doesn’t like taking pictures that include her head, can’t really blame him, that jawline will break most cameras.  I’m not even entirely positive why she’s famous to begin with.  All I know about her for sure is that, when I was a kid, her dad used to yell at me through the TV, warning me to not do drugs and stay in school, or else Hulkamania was gonna run wild on me.  And he  meant it too.  If I didn’t stay in school, he was gonna beat my ass.  I used to get to the bus stop three hours early, scared that Hulk Hogan might literally kill me if I didn’t… What was I talking about again?

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Hulk Hogan Didn’t Actually Expose Himself

On his Twitter account, Hulk Hogan has taken offense that people thought he showed his junk in front of his daughter Brooke on a video for the Def Jam Rockstar game. The video producers CLEARLY went out of their way to make it appear that way in the video, which he was in and made a motion that sure looked like the revelation of Hulk junkage, but in the uncensored video you can clearly see it’s just of his black underwear. Well we certainly fell for it along with most of the media, but that’s just how viral videos work, they spread like wildfire.

Hogan left these comments on his twitter:

“Be on the lookout for press ,from people apologizing and releases of real footage from the video with nothing but good clean fun. HH”

“My real friends and fans know what I’m really all about and after 30yrs I’m not about public displays of private parts. HH”

I believe most of the media won’t retract the original story which was clearly bogus and an attempt to slander the Hulk, but just amend their story by spinning it and over analyzing his gesture of pulling his shorts to the side, which in hindsight he probably shouldn’t have done since it was just weird. Anyways we for one wanted to clear things up, and you can watch the video below to see what actually happened before that censored bar was added.

 

Hulk Hogan Exposes Himself To His Daughter Brooke

EDIT: This story turned out to be total BS created by the video makers to get more exposure, Hulk didn’t show his private bits. You can read what happened and watch the uncensored video here

This creepy video for the Def Jam Rapstar video game is a must watch! Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan and his man-daughter Brooke are having a wonderful time paying tribute to The Notorious B.I.G in Def Jam Rapstar, until the Hulkster decides to take a peek at Brooke’s ass and expose his Little Hulkster. Thankfully there is such a thing as a censor bar.

Kudos to the Hulkmeister for not rubbing his dick on Brooke’s labia like he does with suntan lotion.

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