I was at the mall getting fresh, warm chocolate chip cookies from Paradise Bakery. There cookie bits truely are a piece of paradise. I love the way the cookies just melt in your mouth, yet have a slight crunch to them. Absolutely amazing. Anyways that’s not what this article is about. I wanted to discuss with all of you what I saw coming out of a store next to the bakery called Forever21 which happens to be right across the way. I happened to notice there are 3 types of people in the store: 1. Really young girls, that I have no business staring at 2. Really old girls that should be shopping at Forever 49 and still trying and 3. Those poor, tired husbands/boyfriends holding multiple bags looking for a way out. I can’t help but to die a little inside for those men. But I am sure they will survive, I did.
So this lady walks out, she had to have been in her 60′s. Now I’m all for older women trying to look great at their age but, at some point the booty shorts got to go away. You feel me?! So, back to the lady. As I was saying she had to have been in her 60′s and she was dressed like she was a 20 something, heading out to a club. I know many of you have seen this too. It’s absolutely horrific to see granny nipple, especially when it’s meant to be seen. Please wear a bra and put those raisins away! You’re giving me E.D.
