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Jordan’s cleavage fighting for survival of the fittest in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here


Here’s Jordan coming full circle in her illustrious career as she kills jungle mosquitos by trapping them in her boob cavity and gives pythons a hard-on in Britain’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (first time was in 2004 when she came out of the jungle with a husband). In the latest episode, Jordan decides to relax by massaging her implants under a waterfall after getting a panic attack in a tunnel filled with water. Stay tuned for Jordan’s mental breakdown…you know it’s bound to involve burning her bikini top and writhing in the mud naked with a male competitor who didn’t want to share his rice ration.