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Kaley Cuoco Covers Cosmopolitan Magazine: Talks Breakups, Marriage & Being Obsessed With Online Comments

I think my smile says it all #firstcosmocover Marriage looks good on her. The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco is Cosmopolitan Magazine’s cover girl for May, and she looks fantastic! In the magazine, out April 8th 2014, she talks dating co-star Johnny Galecki, Superman’s Henry Cavill, her wedding to husband Ryan Sweeting, and her obsession [...]
 

Busy Bee Visits Sam The Cooking Guy Live Cast *bonus tater tot recipe* VIDEO

There are few times when, as a blogger, the tables are turned. Earlier this week I was able to visit Sam The Cooking Guy to watch him film episodes of The Sam Live Cast. It is an unscripted uncut version of his cooking show, but with interviews and small chats in between prep. Think podcast, [...]
 

Millionaire Matchaker Answers Questions On Being Single In America #SinglesInAmerica

To celebrate the launch of their 2014 Singles in America study Match.com assembled a panel along with celebrity guests, to debate the future of sex, dating and relationships this Saturday February 8th in NYC – and they live-streamed it all! The panel was composed of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger, Celebrity Blogger Perez Hilton, Dr. Helen [...]
 

Bethenny Frankel’s On The Cover Of Everything this Week *Behind The Scenes Video*

My favorite reality TV star, Bethenny Frankel, is EVERYWHERE this week. Her brand new talk show, aptly titled “bethenny”, started on Monday. So that means, full court press on the media blitz! The original SkinnyGirl is on the cover of both People Magazine and Redbook. She seems to have a really good relationship with Redbook [...]
 

Interview with Rich Sommer : Mad Men ‘s Harry Crane

There’s only one episode left of Mad Men, so it was nice to see my favorite character Harry Crane make an appearance on last night’s show. Swim trunks and all! Now we have an interview with Rich Sommer, who plays Harry. Of course the discussion includes his late 60s California inspired wardrobe (Hello ascot!) and [...]
 

Helena Bonham Carter is Unrecognizable In Vogue UK

  I have to say, I adore Helena Bonham Carter and her quirky can’t hold me down sense of style.  But these pictures!  She is just gorgeous leaving the whole” dressing like my closet threw up all over me in the morning” sort of way at the door.   I mean, really would you have [...]
 

Interview With Christopher Stanley Mad Men’s Henry Francis

We’ve heard from the women of Mad Men, January Jones (Betty Francis/Draper) and Jessica Pare (Megan Draper) and now we get to hear from one of the men: Christopher Stanley aka politico Henry Francis. Everything from Betty’s change in hair color to his part in Oscar winner movies. Q: What’s been your favorite Betty and Henry [...]
 

Jessica Pare (Mad Men’s Megan Draper) Talks Relationships, Fashion, and French

After the long weekend and a rather twisted episode of Mad Men, we have a peek into Megan Draper thanks to an interview with Jessica Pare. Don’t expect anything too deep, thank gawd, it’s mostly how she is a fan of the show, as well as an actress, and how she loves being able to [...]
 

Kim Kardashian on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

Apparently, Kim Kardashian was doing an interview with V Magazine when she mentioned that she really wants to earn herself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She said that she wants to be the first reality star on the Walk of Fame, “I would love to break that mold” the 31-year-old said.

But, is there any way she will actually get a star? The Hollywood Reporter asked a chamber of commerce rep and the rep basically said, “Hellllllll no!”

 

“Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmys, SAG Awards, Oscars, etc. in the category of television, live-stage performance or motion pictures. They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.” the rep said.

Aw, dangit! It looks like Kim Kardashian will have suddenly have to develop some sort of talent! However, talent and the Kardashians don’t really go together. The only talent the Kardashians possess is the talent of becoming famous without having any talent — which is honestly really a talent! I’ve actually defended that Kardashians in the past for this specific reason. They might be horrible people and they might not have any “real” talent, but they’ve built this incredibly empire.

They’re all over your television set, your magazines and one of them is all over your husband’s computer. It might not take a lot of talent to get famous in the world we live in nowadays, but it does take a little bit of talent and a lot of hard work to maintain it. Now, does that mean I think Kim Kardashian deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? F**k no! But, just let the poor girl have her dreams…it’s all she has. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian1

 

Snooki Loves Breastfeeding

Rewind back to June and Snooki had this to say about breastfeeding,

“I’m just scared. My friend did and she said it was so painful…but I definitely want to pump because it’s the best nutrients for the baby. It’s kind of like you’re a cow and you’re just milking.”  A nervous Snooki told Good Morning America.

But, it turns out that breastfeeding isn’t as bad as Snooki thought it would be. A fan asked Snooki on Twitter if she was nursing and Snooki replied with, “I love nursing my little man!” and she also admitted that “all the pain and anxiety is so worth it.”

The new mom also shared a picture of her son’s nursery, his name is spelled out on the wall and he even has a leopard print changing table (see picture below). So far it seems like Snooki is loving being a mom, but we’re sure that will change real soon. Just think of all the sleepless nights, the dirty diapers, the vomiting and the constant crying!

Wait a minute…that sounds extremely familiar; where have I seen that before? Oh yeah! On every single episode of ‘Jersey Shore’ Snooki has had several years of baby training without even knowing it! Maybe she really is fit to be a mom. Snooki Snooki1 Snooki2

 

Joan Rivers Wants to Slap Rihanna!

You can always count on Joan Rivers to say something stupid. The extremely old “comedian” didn’t like Rihanna’s interview with Oprah that aired last Sunday. She especially didn’t like the part where Rihanna said that she still loves Chris Brown — and she let the whole world know how she felt about it…

 

 

A little harsh, don’t you think? I don’t think slapping Rihanna would help her get over Chris Brown; if anything it would make her miss him even more. Plus, Rihanna said in the interview that Chris Brown has a new girlfriend and made it clear that they are not back together.

Rihanna responded to Joan’s tweet by telling Joan to “slap on some diapers.” It’s nice to see that they are both keeping things classy. Apparently, they are letting Andy Milonakis write their jokes for them. It’s kind of funny when celebrities comment on other celebrities’ lives, especially when you remember they get mad at us for doing the same thing.

People need to realize that life would be a very boring place without gossip. Stop acting like you’re “above” gossip; we’re all addicted to gossip.

Just embrace it! Joan Rivers Joan Rivers Rihanna

 

Robert Pattinson Shops On Craigslist

You would think that Robert Pattinson would buy his cars from fancy dealerships, or maybe even Jay Leno. However, Robert Pattinson swears that every single car he’s purchased has been from Craigslist. The ‘Twilight’ star talked to Jimmy Kimmel the other night and opened up about his latest purchase,

I got a 2001 Silverado. It’s beautiful. Solid Car. I buy everything off Craigslist. Every single car that I’ve bought.“ Robert told Jimmy Kimmel. He also said that the guy he bought it from still lived with his parents and had no idea who Robert was. The 26-year-old star admits that he is “incredibly cheap” and even talked the guy down 300 bucks!

Robert also talked about his first car purchase on Craigslist,

 

“The first car I ever bought was $1,000. I thought I negotiated it myself, but I just got reminded that I had just moved to L.A. and I turned up with my agent and my manager literally to negotiate the price of a $1,000 car”  he told the audience.

We’re not sure if that makes him “cool” and “real” or just a cheap jackass? On one hand he’s just being smart with his money and doing what most every other person in this country would do — but on the other hand he’s making millions of dollars and still trying to rip people off on Craigslist.

What do you think? Cool and real? Or cheap jackass? Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson1 Robert Pattinson2

 

Nicole Kidman’s Sexy Photo Shoot!

It’s not often that we get treated to the sexy side of Nicole Kidman, so we had to share these pictures with you all. Nicole posed for the sultry pictures in V Magazine’s Travel Issue; she also sat down and talked with the magazine about her new film, ‘Paperboy.’

She stars in the movie with ‘High School Musical’ star Zac Efron and shares some very personal moments with the actor. In fact, Nicole Kidman actually had to pee on Zac in the movie, after his character is stung by a jellyfish,

 “The peeing thing, I didn’t think that was weird, because I was in character. And for me it said so much about (my character). One, she’s protecting him. Two, she’s tough as nails and no one else is going to pee on this guy. All of that made total sense to me. I just went for it and didn’t over think it.” she told V Magazine.

The magazine will be in stands everywhere on August 30 and her interview promises to have a lot of surprises. She talks about her children, her husband (Keith Urban) and her surprise cameo in Lars Von Trier’s film, ‘Nymphomaniac’.

Enjoy the sexy photos down below… Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman1 Nicole Kidman2 Nicole Kidman3

 

Rihanna Talks Chris Brown with Oprah

Rihanna got real emotion while talking to Oprah about her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown. She talked about that horrible night back in 2009 when Chris Brown assaulted her. Tears started to roll down Rihanna’s face when she began to think about that night, but not for the reasons you may think.

“It was a weird, confusing space to be in…because as angry as I was, as angry and hurt and betrayed, I just felt like he made that mistake because he needed help, and who’s going to help him? Nobody’s going to say he needs help. Everybody’s going to say he’s a monster without looking at the source…and I was more concerned about him.” she told Oprah during the interview that will air Sunday night on OWN.

She told Oprah that she lost her best friend that night and that her whole life changed. It just goes to show you just how close they were before that terrible incident took place. You can kind of get where she is coming from, but it’s hard to feel sorry for Chris Brown. It’s not like he has changed completely since that night; he has had multiple episodes since then.

But, I’m not rooting against him; I hope one day he does change completely. Heck, he might even put out some quality music one day, too! As little J.P. from Angels in the Outfield might say, “It could happen!” Rihanna Rihanna1

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

Lady Gaga is not a fan of divorce, at all. She is a big believer in marriage, but only if you stick with it and work through your troubles. “My grandmother….was married to my grandfather for 60 years. My parents are still together, 30 years. Divorce is not an option for me.” the 26-year-old singer said.

She talked about how her parents had to stick it out and work through the tough times,

“It’s like, ‘I’m gonna get married and that’s it. He’s stuck with me’. I want to eventually find a man that feels the same way – about divorce not being an option. Working through everything together, even if it’s the hardest thing you’ve ever been through, you just stick it out.” she said.

That is kind of surprising. Judging by the way she acts/dresses and just her overall attitude, you wouldn’t think she would be one to take marriage so seriously. It’s nice to see that she does indeed have some priorities. Good luck to the crazy dude who ends up marrying that piece of work. Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

 

Demi Lovato Admits to Drug Use

Demi Lovato has never shied away from talking about her personal struggles, especially when it comes to her eating disorder. However, there has always been one subject she did not want to talk about; drugs. Demi never would address the rumors about her alleged drug problem, until now. The 19-year-old Disney star opened up to Fabulous, a British magazine.

“I was depressed. I would come offstage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I’d come crashing down and would try to find a way to re-create that feeling, to stay ‘up.’ Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or club. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says ‘no’. That’s why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me.” She told the magazine.

Wow, honesty is the best policy…right? It’s good to see that she is finally talking about it. She likes to talk about her eating disorder because it could help people going through the same situation. Well, this could do the same thing. She could be saving someone’s life just by talking about it and proving that you can get through it.

Hopefully she’ll continue to talk about it and continue on her long road to recovery. Demi Lovato Admits to Drug Use Demi Lovato Admits to Drug Use Demi Lovato Admits to Drug Use Demi Lovato Admits to Drug Use

 

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Khole Kardashian Cooks in the Nude!

Gentlemen…start your…fat jokes! Khole Kardashian has always been open about her sex life with Lamar Odom; do you remember the whole broken sex swing incident? Well, the 27-year-old is the cover girl for April’s sex issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Khole can be seen on the cover showing some pretty spectacular cleavage.

She told the magazine how she spices up her relationship with Lamar. She was asked if she would cook or do a striptease to do something nice for her husband, “Both-together! I cook for him naked” she replied. She also talked about the pressures of trying to have a baby, “People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet. We were thinking we had to know when I was ovulating. But seriously? That took the fun out of everything.” Khole said.

It might be smart if they hold off on the baby thing, Lamar already has enough distractions right now. His work is suffering greatly, have you seen him play basketball this year? Yeah, me neither…that is the problem.

Enjoy the “cute” coupley pictures of Lamar and Khole below. Khole Kardashian Cooks in the Nude! Khole Kardashian Cooks in the Nude! Khole Kardashian Cooks in the Nude! Khole Kardashian Cooks in the Nude!

 

Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!

After the horrible pictures of Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife yesterday, we figured we would make it up to you and show you what big breasts are supposed to look like. Sofia Vergara is a perfect example, she recently posed in some sexy lingerie for Esquire magazine (you can view all the pictures below.)

The magazine also interviewed Sofia and she shared some tips on how to land a beautiful Latina babe. “I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness. We all want to have sex in a romantic way. But with a Latina, you’re going to have more fun.”

She also revealed that she can have quite the temper, “Nick (her boyfriend) wonders how I can get really mad and scream, then turn around, do something, come back, and forget that I was mad. The first time it happened, he thought, this woman is insane. One time I was screaming with my sister. Then the next day, I told him I was having lunch with her. He said, ‘How? You were just fighting with her!’”

A hot babe with a temper? Sign me up! I’ve always wanted to walk out of the bedroom, bloody and bruised. I want some kind of proof that I just had the time of my life in there. Battle wounds. Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!

 

Whitney Houston’s Sister-In-Law ‘I don’t know how’ Whitney Got in the Tub

Do you remember a week or so ago when there were rumors going around that Whitney Houston was murdered? Well, those rumors are only going to spread after hearing what Whitney Houston’s sister Pat had to say to Oprah last night.

“Don’t know how she got [in the tub]… I just know they had to pull her out of [the tub].”  She told Oprah. She also talked about the moment she found out what happened, saying that she heard screams coming from Houston’s room and when she arrived she saw one of the singer’s assistant in tears. She was able to see her sister before paramedics arrived, “She had a peaceful look on her face” Patricia Houston said.

This will only keep the debate alive. What did she mean exactly by saying, “she doesn’t know how she got in the tub?” and who would murder her? Did she have any close enemies? It would have to be someone close to her, right? Since Houston was surrounded by people who loved her in the hotel room.

It should be noted that the Coroner has already said there was no sign of foul play or trauma. However, the official cause of death will not be determined until toxicology results are in. Whitney Houston’s Sister-In-Law ‘I don’t know how’ Whitney Got in the Tub Whitney Houston’s Sister-In-Law ‘I don’t know how’ Whitney Got in the Tub Whitney Houston’s Sister-In-Law ‘I don’t know how’ Whitney Got in the Tub

 

Oprah Winfrey Set to Interview Bobbi Kristina Brown

Oprah Winfrey has all the power in the world and she is using that power to land the first interview with Bobbi Kristina Brown and two other members of the Houston family. The family has remained fairly quiet since the tragic death of Whitney Houston, but it looks like they will be breaking their silence soon.

It will be interesting to see what kind of questions Oprah will ask Bobbi Kristina. Will she bring up her troubled past? As most of you know, a lot of people are worried that Bobbi Kristina is following in her mother’s foot steps. It should be noted that the “official” cause of death has not been determined. However, the autopsy results should be revealed within a week or two…perhaps just in time for the interview?

The interview will air on OWN Sunday, March 11 at 9 p.m. Will you be watching? Oprah Winfrey Set to Interview Bobbi Kristina Brown Oprah Winfrey Set to Interview Bobbi Kristina Brown Oprah Winfrey Set to Interview Bobbi Kristina Brown

 

Taylor Swift is Clingy!

How do I know this? Well, we used to go out. No, no, no I am kidding, I have to stop pretending like my dreams are actually happening. I know she is clingy because you can just tell! You can just tell she is that overly emotional/needy girlfriend who cries if you don’t pick up the phone. Her interview in Vogue only confirms my suspicions. She was asked about her dating life and had this to say “I got nothing going on! I just don’t really feel like dating. I have this great life right now and I’m not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that.” See what I mean? What she really means is, “I really wish I had something going on, but I don’t. So, I am going to pretend that I am happy being single when I am really dying inside.” Swift revealed that her next album will be about “earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak.” So…basically it will be like every single album she has ever put out. It’s good to know she is sticking with what sells. I know it sounds like I hate Taylor Swift, but I really don’t. I really do like her; it’s just she gets on my nerves. The fact that she still acts like everything is a surprise…it’s not. No one believes that act anymore. And, how almost every single song is about a break-up. How many bad break-ups can one girl have? She is going to end up being a lesbian, I just know it.
 

George Clooney contemplated suicide…and lost his virginity to a rope

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney opens up about his spinal cord injury in 2005 during the filming of Syriana which lead him to contemplate suicide:

Lying in hospital feeling like he had suffered a stroke he thought: ‘I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live’... The back injury he sustained while filming Syriana was so bad that he started blowing spinal fluid out of his nose. He tried drinking heavily but it was not enough to anaesthetise himself.

‘I was at a point where I thought, “I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live.” ‘I was lying in a hospital bed with an IV in my arm, unable to move, having these headaches where it feels like you’re having a stroke, and for a short three-week period, I started to think, “I may have to do something drastic about this”… but I never thought I’d get there. See, I was in a place where I was trying to figure out how to survive.’

George also shared his early adventures in the world of sex and how a rope pretty much molded him into the chick banging machine he is today:

Clooney reveals that that while he lost his virginity at the age of 16 (“young, very young, too young”), he had his first orgasm when he was much younger. “I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old,” he says. “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “Oh, my God, this feels great!”

And last but not least, George Clooney shares a deep love for dick jokes and fart noises. In other words, we’re twinsies. Only I’m a lot more handsome than he is. Right, ma?

For example, the word “Johnson” always makes him laugh. “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He’s also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

 

Filmmaker Brett Ratner resigns after shocking interview with Howard Stern

Oscar producer Brett Ratner, you know, the guy who likes to eat shrimp and masturbate at the same time according to Olivia Munn, apparently had a really, really bad week.

First he brought upon him the fury of the gay mafia by saying at a Q&A last Friday that “rehearsal is for fags”. Then he went on Howard Stern and in 90 seconds managed to talk about his mutant sperm count (“How lucky I am that I never got a girl pregnant. It’s crazy!”), the size of his testicles (“I have HUGE balls…”), his talent for performing oral sex on Lindsay Lohan (“I’m probably the best in the world…[girls] cry”), the possibility that HPV causes throat cancer (“If that’s true, I’m a dead man.”) and how he sends women to his doctor to be checked for sexually-transmitted diseases, “before I go all the way.”

Obviously the gay mafia won, and Ratner resigned as a producer of the 84th Annual Academy Awards on Tuesday.

In his public apology, Ratner explained his reasons for standing down: “Being asked to help put on the Oscar show was the proudest moment of my career. But as painful as this may be for me, it would be worse if my association with the show were to be a distraction from the Academy and the high ideals it represents,” he wrote in a letter published by TheWrap.com.

And just in case you missed the story about his love of the crustaceans and their importance in getting an erection, here’s an excerpt from Olivia Munn’s book:

“Wait,” he begged.
Slowly, like in a bad horror movie, I turned around once more. And I remember first noticing him wearing an Oxford shirt and holding a fistful of cocktail sauce-smothered shrimp. He popped one down his throat and then another, the red sauce collecting like so much baby’s blood at the corner of his smirking mouth before dribbling down his front and settling as glistening stains on his shirt.
[…] This A-List schmuck then has the nerve to say: “You have such an interesting look– what ethnicity are you?”
And this is where things crossed over from merely disturbing to downright horrific–that was the exact moment I noticed what was either a tiny gnarled doggie toy or this adult man’s penis being stroked by his own stubby hand.
He was masturbating. Right there. With shrimp in one hand. And me standing in front of him. Masturbating. Mastur-bating. I’m not even kidding.
And the dude was going for it, too, furiously pulling at the tragic stub. Before I could even begin to make sense of the whole deal, he was moaning, moaning and then–fire hose. On steroids. The Mt. Saint Helens of man-juice.

 

Johnny Depp gets raped every time he does a photoshoot

So get this, Johnny Depp, who absolutely loathes being interviewed and being photographed, gets interviewed and photograpped in Vanity Fair only to complain about it calling it Rape. Yeah, that’s right, rape. And because we feel his everyday struggle (earning $50million per year , having people worship you etc) is a real one, we’re going to go ahead and post a few pictures of him from Cannes. Bet he’s feeling molested right about now. And then, we’re going to post a couple of bikini pictures of Kristen Stewart who’s a fellow sufferer. Sadism to the max, baby!

Via Vanity Fair:

‘You just feel like you’re being raped somehow,’ he said. ‘Raped… It feels like a kind of weird… just weird, man.’

‘Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like… you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid,’

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Simon Cowell can give you an orgasm with his vitamins

Simon Cowell described his anti-aging regime on Leno last night, and it pretty much involves harnessing the power of laughter which comes in droves after he gives injects female employees with some sort of female viagra in the guise of vitamins only to watch them have uncontrollable orgasms right before they’re about to go on stage. “There, perfectly legitimate reason to fire you! Off you go, you little tramp!” That along with smoothies and a healthy dose of cartoons. His words, not ours:

‘These vitamins, you can feel them going through your entire body and I mean your entire body.” 

‘I did say to this girl, you are going to have a slightly unusual experience here.”

‘Then five minutes before we were going to go on air she was in one of the dressing rooms and she actually had two orgasms during it. ‘True story.”

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Brad Pitt basically describes Jennifer Aniston as the most boring human being ever

 

In an interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt credits Angelina Jolie for bringing back all the lost joy to his penis and basically snatching him away from an existence trapped in the lifeless and frozen tandra that was Jennifer Aniston’s vagina.

Angie: Here honey, i wrote you a few bullet points for your interview.

Brad: Thanks Ang…wait a minute…but honey she’s really gonna get hurt if i say these things

Angie: You know, i saw the cuttest little mongolian outside the supermarket today..

Brad: Err, sure thing babe, but can we change the “lifeless dried up robot” to something more sensitive??

Here’s some excerpts from the interview:

‘I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

‘I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic.

‘It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.”I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.

‘One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.’ 

‘I put much more emphasis on being a satisfied man. I’m satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.

‘A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss. That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.’

 

Fox news anchor thinks cameras are off, makes fun of the Kardashian sisters minutes after interview

Click here to view the embedded video.

We all know the Kardashian sisters are as brilliant as ostriches and as annoying as 100 mosquitos attacking raw skin after third-degree burns, and if it wasn’t for all those breasts and asses getting in the way of clear judgement, someone would have given Bruce Jenner his freedom a long time ago. At last, its been made public by a news anchor who should always wait for an answer to the question “Are we still on?”. Mike Jerrick of Philadelphia’s Fox 29 morning show, you’re the man!

 

Mila Kunis Snaps at a Reporter in Fluent Russian

You might remember when ladies everywhere were getting super wet over that video of actor Bradley Cooper speaking fluent French on a French TV show. We was all like, “What’s the big deal?” It’s just a dude most women would chop off their left leg for speaking fluently in the most romantic language on the planet? Well! We think we sort of “get it” now thanks to Meg Mila Kunis.

You see, Mila Kunis and her costar Justin Timberlake were at a press junket in Moscow for Friends With Benefits when one of the reporters asked Timberlake (in Russian) “you’re such a successful singer, why would you even want to get into acting?”. Lets just say Kunis did not approve:

“Why should he be making movies? What do you want him to be doing? (Applause)” Kunis, who moved to California from Ukraine at age 7, testily replied. “If he wants to do it and he can do it, why not? (Crosstalk) What kind of question is that? Well, why are you here? (More applause, crosstalk) It’s the same thing.”

DAMN! The way she reponded, you’d think the reporter had asked her if this was the exact same movie that came out this very same year with Kutcher & Portman.

 

Lindsay Lohan Goes Crazy Diva on Matt Lauer

After violating her probation by testing positive for alcohol last week, house-arrested Lindsay Lohan may be jailbound again (she’s due in court later today) which means interviewing her is the biggest coup an American journalist could get right now! Bigger than interviewing the president. Bigger than a sit-down with Osama bin Laden’s reanimated waterlogged corpse. But Matt Lauer walked out of an interview with her, anyway, because she was just a demanding bitch.

Lauer flew 3,000 miles to L.A., and was ready to interview Lindsay at 6PM last night, cameras set up and everything. But LiLo never came out of her bedroom. Page Six says she wanted $100,000 for the interview, even though they had already agreed to $50,000 “for photos or videos, because they don’t pay for interviews.” TMZ says “Lauer’s team blindsided them by saying the interview would be extremely lengthy because producers were planning to put it on Dateline as well as Today.” A Today Show publicist says Lindsay “had a change of heart and wasn’t prepared to talk for more than 15 minutes… There was no licensing or payment agreement of any kind.” Lindsay’s publicist says “No money was involved, and I was the one who called [the interview] off.”

So either Lindsay Lohan is such a monstrous diva that the Today Show would rather lose a massive scoop than deal with her, or Lauer pulled the ol’ “walk away from the street merchant” bluff, and ended up walking away empty-handed. Either way, what did LiLo expect? If you want to dictate the terms of your interview, you go to an outlet with the word “Buzz” or “Biz” in its name, not Matt Lauer. He’s a serious journalist! He arm-wrestled Tom Cruise!

 

Emma Watson Can’t Get a Date to Save Her Life

As crazy as this is going to sound, Emma Watson can’t get a date since guys are afraid to ask her out (that giant diamond ring on her finger probably isn’t helping). Apparently she didn’t get those fifty-three letters I sent to her house saying “YOU WILL BE MINE OR ELSE” that I wrote using a special mixture of my own blood and semen.

According to NY Daily News:

“I say to my friends, ‘Why hasn’t X called me? Why doesn’t anyone ever pursue me?’”. “They’re like, ‘Probably because they’re intimidated.’”

“It must be the fame wall,” Watson theorized. “It must be the circus that goes around me. Me, as a person, I find it hard to believe I would be intimidating.”

That’s not to say no guys ever approach her – she just hasn’t met anyone brave enough to offer a genuine pickup line.

“I constantly get stuff like, do I have a magic wand I can sort things out with? Or guys come up to me and go, ‘Where’s Harry? Where’s Ron?,’” the 21-year-old said.

“Sometimes, maybe because they feel intimidated, they feel they have to knock me down,” she explained. “They know perfectly well who I am, but they’ll ask me, ‘How are the Narnia films going?’”

I’m just gonna guess Emma Watson is bat shit crazy. It would make sense, given her incredibly unusual childhood.

If your friends tell you, “Men are just intimidated,” that’s code for either, “You’re not very attractive” (unlikely in this case) or, “You are a stone-cold weirdo who puts sweaters on her pet ferret and makes Tori Amos look sane and predictable.”

If she is indeed a Quirk, then there are three kinds of men in Emma’s immediate vicinity: a) assholes who want to capitalize on/take advantage of her vulnerability and weirdness; b) weak little skinny dudes named “Parker” who have feeeeeeelings and are basically man-ginas with no appealing qualities, and c) nice, normal, dudes who know not to “stick your dick in crazy,” and are far more interested in one of Emma’s hot, semi-normal friends. Then again, it could legitimately be the fame/attention angle, which would scare off most of the decent dudes I know.

P.S Emma, just post “You’re hot” on the Facebook page of any American congressman you find cute. Works like a charm.

 

Ice-T and Coco Reveal That They are Both Sexual Demons

You really know an interview is going well when it involves the phrase “sex circus.” Well that’s what came up when Vibe Magazine decided to ask Ice-T and Coco: “How can I have a marriage that comes with a sex circus of a love life?” The answer:

Ice T: Marry somebody that turns you the fuck on.

Coco: Don’t think that you’re going to turn them into some sexual demon when you get married. They have to already be the sexual demon beforehand.

Ice T: But wait for your ultimate sexual partner, try that one. That’s a good start. If you start with that and keep that alive, hopefully the person isn’t an idiot and shit doesn’t go wrong. One of the things that help messes up a sex life is just basic stress in the relationship though. If you have a stressful relationship there‘s not going to be sex.

Coco: Trying things out. And you don’t have to do it a second time. You just try it once to see if you two connect on that same level.

Sane advice, which is sort of disappointing. I was hoping for impossibly filthy tales of physics-defying depravity. I mean, Coco’s physical presence is, in and of itself, a filthy tale of physics-defying depravity. Wouldn’t it be sort of awesome if these two actually had a really boring love life? Silent, awkward missionary-style sex, eyes politely averted.

 

Lara Logan: “They Raped Me With Their Hands”

So remember back in February, when CBS abruptly announced that its news correspondent/super hottie, Lara Logan, had “suffered a horrible sexual assault and a brutal beating” in Cairo while covering the Egyptian revolution. It was a strong, vague statement that got everyone’s attention, but nobody knew what it really meant. Take us for example, we thought she had been gang banged by 117 horny Egyptians and made to play with their ballsacks. But apparently we were wrong.

Now, Lara Logan is telling the story herself. She spoke to the New York Times about the assault in advance to the airing of her 60 Minutes story (that’s going to air this Sunday night.)

She was ripped away from her producer and bodyguard by a group of men who tore at her clothes and groped and beat her body. “For an extended period of time, they raped me with their hands,” Ms. Logan said in an interview with The New York Times. She estimated that the attack lasted for about 40 minutes and involved 200 to 300 men.

So…they finger banged her?

Logan also said “My clothes were torn to pieces,” and called the mob “merciless.” And then she wouldn’t say more. Whether to save her 60 Minutes exclusive or because that’s all she wants to say about it, we won’t really know until Sunday night.

 

If You Value Your Life, Don’t Call Vanessa Hudgens Fat

If you criticize Vanessa Hudgens’ weight, she will pop a cap in your ass. She made this very clear in an interview with U.K. magazine Fabulous:

“I can get very gangster at times. I used to be very timid. Now I’m my own person. I don’t feel pressure to look a certain way. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl. If anyone told me to lose weight, I’d say ‘f%$k you’ and walk away.”

In the blood-in blood-out world of red carpet stardom, “you’re fat” is the equivalent of a drive-by shooting. Every time a starlet slaughters a paparazzo, she gets another vapid phrase tattooed in cursive somewhere on her person. What, you thought LiLo’s ink was just for show? Hardscrabble tween icons earn that shit on the mean streets of Rodeo Drive, in between cocaine binges and sexting marathons.

 

Lindsay Lohan Appearing on ‘The Tonight Show’ Tonight

Yesterday Lindsay Lohan pre-taped an episode of The Tonight Show that airs this evening. Linds actually got a standing ovation from the audience when she walked out (they were all standing and yelling because a bunch of critters jumped out of her cooch and were running around under the seats) and told Jay Leno she felt “kind of numb” after she was sentenced.

Via RadarOnline:

Leno asked Lohan, “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?’”
“I think that when, you know, being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have and it’s all kind of a whirlwind, and people make decisions for you,” Lohan said. “But I’m not a kid anymore – I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”

“In the clear” you say LiLo? You just got out on bail last Friday night and are still facing misdemeanor charges for retail theft, yet somehow you are “in the clear”? Well those are words she won’t be hearing at her next AIDS test.

The thing I still don’t really get is her getting a standing ovation. She basically must have done an Oprah. She stood up and announced “everyone in the audience is getting a blow job! I’ve got a blow job for you! And for you! And for you! Every one of you is getting a blow job!”

 

Gwyneth Paltrow Clearly Didn’t Like Her Grandmother, Calls Her a ‘Real Cunt’

Apparently the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Just when you think professional ridiculous person Gwyneth Paltrow can’t provide more fodder for her haters, she calls her grandmother “a real cunt.” Following Chelsea Handler’s admission that her grandmother was “a real bitch,” Our Lady of Organic Dewdrops lays into old Grandma Muti:

She tried to poison my mother against me, but it didn’t work! Because I have a great mother.

She must not have been very happy, and must have had a lot of pain, because she was mean as hell.

Oh that Gwyneth Paltrow! She’s so stuck-up! So judgmental! So undermining and snide! So full of free-range jicama and feathery moonbeams and babies with unusual names.

Oh and speaking of cunts… Chelsea Handler is still unbearable.

 

Mickey Rourke Thinks All His Movies are Horrible

Asked about calling Megan Fox one of the best actresses of all time, Mickey Rourke said what he meant was one of the best actresses of all time that he has worked with. Vulture managed to catch up with him where he proceeded to trash both of his latest films starting with 13 co-starring 50 Cent who happened to be hosting the party:

You guys are in a movie together, right?
A really bad movie, yeah.
What?! Is it out?
No, it’s so bad it can’t get out.
Tell me why you made it.
For the money.
But you think the movie’s bad.
Terrible.
Why?
You have to watch it.
What about your movie with Megan Fox and Bill Murray?
Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.
You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
That I worked with [smirk].
That movie’s getting limited release.
That’s because it’s not very good.

In other words, Megan refused to suck off Mickey. I don’t blame her. His dick probably looks like the thumb from a really old leather glove by now.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Shitty Family That Never Cooks for Her

While celebrated moonbeam Gwyneth Paltrow spends most of her time slaving over a hot custom-made pizza oven, preparing nice meals for her family, sometimes she needs to eat too (about once a month) and it’d be nice, maybe, if just once her ungrateful brood of wretches returned the favor. But apparently they don’t.

The jumble of dandelion fuzz and glass molecules had a book party for her hot new cookbook in the West Village last night and the following exchange took place:

For her part, the hostess, who served her favorite duck ragu as a main course, revealed that while she loves cooking for her family, they don’t exactly return the favor – ever.

“Never. Not once,” said the Country Strong star, 38. Not even a bowl of cereal for breakfast? “No,” she said.

You named your kid Apple. She doesn’t cook for you. I think it’s a fair trade. As for her husband Chris Martin, if your wife stuck to a strict macrobiotic diet and only ate autumn light mixed with a wisp of steam planted when the moon was waning, you wouldn’t cook for her either.

 

Yes People, Hayden Panettiere Does Have Sex With Her Giant Boyfriend

Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere is only 5’1″ but that’s not about to stop her from letting her 6’6″ boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko, destroy her uterus with his giant sized penis (that’s a crazy height difference. I wonder how flat the top of her head is). Apparently she gets asked quite often if her boyfriend’s cock and balls are so massive, that she needs stitches afterward… Here’s how Hayden put it as she explained to Ellen DeGeneres the questions she gets asked about her sex life. Via Us Magazine:

“I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said.
DeGeneres, 53, couldn’t believe fans would ask Panettiere about her sex life. “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock!”
“Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko. She began dating Klitschko after her February 2009 breakup with her 33-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.
“[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…’”

Um, bitch? Can I call you bitch? Awesome. People asking nosey personal shit like that, are neither prudes, nor conservatives, but most likely just your average person, confused as to the physics involved in parking an 18 wheeler truck in a Motorcycles Only space. I would probably be in the same boat, were I not the proud owner of these DVDs: Cockzillas 1, 2, and 4.

The only question here is, can he go ass to mouth on you without sliding his cock out?

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Rihanna Explains Why She Had Chris Brown Restraining Order Relaxed

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Rihanna responded to criticism of her decision to relax her restraining order against Chris Brown, saying, “You can never please people … That’s my decision…it doesn’t mean we’re getting married tomorrow. It doesn’t mean we’re gonna be in a relationship, or make up, or even talk ever again. It just means I didn’t want to object to the judge.” She added, “What he did to me was a personal thing. It had nothing to do with his career. Saying [he can't perform at awards show] definitely made it difficult for him. We don’t have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn’t want to make it more difficult for him professionally.”

Hear that Chris Brown, now is your chance for round two of the Rihanna beating, next time you are at the MTV awards together you can do this to her again, just as long as you don’t talk to her.