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Ivanka Trump is Pregnant

Well it looks like the world is about to get yet another Trump… Donald Trump’s Daughter, Ivanka Trump, announced today via twitter that she and her husband Jared Kushner are expecting a baby. Guess you could say her uterus has hired a fetus for the next 9 months or so, then it will be promptly fired. Trump style.

According to UsMagazine:

“I have been wanting to share some amazing news with you all for some time… I’m pregnant!” the Celebrity Apprentice co-host and jewelry designer, 29, wrote on her Twitter account Friday. “Jared and I couldn’t be more excited.” The mom-and-dad-to-be stepped out in NYC on Thursday night, catching a special screening of No Strings Attached, hosted by the Cinema Society and DKNY Jeans with DeLeón Tequila.

Ivanka’s famous mogul dad Donald Trump tells UsMagazine.com of the news: “I am very happy for Ivanka and Jared. They are wonderful young people!”

Remember Ivanka male-pattern baldness is linked to the maternal genome. Pray for a girl.

Anyways, congrats to the Trump family on the new trust fund baby. Here is your maternity gift from us. A computer rendered image of what the little Trump will look like:

 

Christina Milian & The-Dream Call It Quits

After 10 months of marriage, Christina Milian and The-Dream have decided to separate, his rep confirms to Us.

Terius 'The-Dream' Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward," his rep states.

The split statement comes after these racy photos surfaced this morning of The-Dream and his assistant of about a year, Melissa Santiago, frolicking in the Caribbean.

The-Dream, 32, proposed to Christina, 28, in July 2009 with a six-carat diamond ring from Ivanka Trump's jewelry line. The couple eloped last September in Las Vegas, and renewed their vows in Rome in December. They welcomed daughter Violet five months ago.

The-Dream has three children from a previous marriage to singer Nivea.

 

Andy Dick arrested for grabbing two penises in a bar

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Someone must have told Andy Dick they were handing out free cocks at the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaurant in Huntington because he run there and attempted to put as many as possible in his backpack to take them home before they run out.

Naturally, Andy was arrested for two counts of felony sexual abuse, while still on probation from his infamous 2008 arrest for pulling down a teen girl’s top.

The attack happened early Saturday morning in West Virginia, after Dick appeared at the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaurant in Huntington.  Dick is currently in the Western Regional Jail, police confirm.

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” read a statement from the Huntington Police Department.

Dick reportedly harassed a third individual Saturday morning but the man did not file any charges, according to TMZ.com. The man alleged that Dick tried to kiss him before he told the comedian, “I’m not down with that,” according to TMZ.com.

In 2008 Dick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery and marijuana possession in California.  A 17-year-old female said an “extremely intoxicated” Dick walked up to her, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts, according to a police statement.

Dick has a reputation for crude behavior. He has reportedly exposed himself to audiences at least twice. He was forcibly removed from the set of the show “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in 2007 after he repeatedly touched guest Ivanka Trump without her permission.

In 2007, Dick was cited in Columbus, Ohio, for urinating on the sidewalk. A comedy club owner in the city said the actor also made inappropriate comments while onstage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

In 1999, Dick was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood. He pleaded guilty but the charges were dismissed after he went into a diversion program.

 

African honeymoon for Ivanka Trump Jared Kushner

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First of all, let me congratulate Ivanka Trump on her fantasy wedding. A beautiful girl deserves a fairytale wedding, and Ivanka got it as perfect as can be. And now, here’s a good news for the genuine friends and fans of this babe (for starters, me) who are anxiously waiting for the honeymoon details. Ivanka & Jared Kushner have zeroed in on Africa as their honeymoon destination.

However, the newly-wed are not in a hurry and the trip doesn’t kick until December. People reports,

The couple will have another reception to celebrate their nuptials, this time for 1,000 guests at the famed Puck Building in downtown Manhattan on Wednesday.

The busy couple have decided to wait until December to take their honeymoon to Africa, where they’ll eventually enjoy some relaxed time as husband and wife.

Here’s wishing the couple a wonderful and fruitful honeymoon in advance.

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Ivanka and her Trump Towers are getting hitched

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Now that she’s 27-years-old and her ass is getting bigger than her daddy’s ego, Ivanka Trump knows it is time to settle down before her looks really go south.  Which is probably why she said ‘yes’ when her publisher boyfriend Jared Kushner proposed on Wednesday night (July 15).  Dude, that’s really brave of you.  I mean, we’ve all seen The Donald and know where this all could end up, right?  Don’t call us crying when she’s got her very own comb-over to tend to in a decade.

Check out these pre-engagement pictures from earlier in the week.  Her butt looks like it should come with a ‘wide load’ sign.  No wonder she got those fake knockers a couple years ago, it was the only way to even out her rotten pear shape.  Ivanka may be rich, but Jared, think hard about whether or not you want to wake up to that ever-expanding ass and possible future bald spot for the rest of your life.