Well it looks like the world is about to get yet another Trump… Donald Trump’s Daughter, Ivanka Trump, announced today via twitter that she and her husband Jared Kushner are expecting a baby. Guess you could say her uterus has hired a fetus for the next 9 months or so, then it will be promptly fired. Trump style.
According to UsMagazine:
“I have been wanting to share some amazing news with you all for some time… I’m pregnant!” the Celebrity Apprentice co-host and jewelry designer, 29, wrote on her Twitter account Friday. “Jared and I couldn’t be more excited.” The mom-and-dad-to-be stepped out in NYC on Thursday night, catching a special screening of No Strings Attached, hosted by the Cinema Society and DKNY Jeans with DeLeón Tequila.
Ivanka’s famous mogul dad Donald Trump tells UsMagazine.com of the news: “I am very happy for Ivanka and Jared. They are wonderful young people!”
Remember Ivanka male-pattern baldness is linked to the maternal genome. Pray for a girl.
Anyways, congrats to the Trump family on the new trust fund baby. Here is your maternity gift from us. A computer rendered image of what the little Trump will look like:










