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Taylor Swift Releases “New” Song

Taylor Swift just released a new song titled, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and to no surprise, it’s about an ex-boyfriend! Here we were thinking that she might have actually found better things to write about; we should have known better. The new song was just released a few days ago and it’s already all over the radio and we really mean all over. It’s already among the last seven days’ 40 most played tracks across all formats!

It’s also getting a lot of attention because everyone wants to know who this new song is about. She has dated so many celebrities; it’s kind of hard to even take a guess. It could be about one of her more recent exes Jake Gyllenhaal, but no one knows for sure — and Taylor really hasn’t offered many hints. However, she did reveal why she started to write the song,

 

“This guy walks in who is a friend of my ex’s and starts talking about how he’s heard we’re going to get back together. And that was not the case. So I start telling them the story: break up, get back together, break up, get back together – just, ugh, the worst! And I picked up the guitar and [songwriting partner Max Martin] said, ‘This is what we’re writing.’ “ Taylor told Good Morning America.

 

Seems like a good enough reason, right? It seems like her whole life revolves around getting into a relationship and then making sure it fails, so she can write a song about it. Who am I to judge, though? My whole life revolves around following all of this crap…I am clearly the real loser here.

Anyway, you can listen to her new song down below…

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Taylor Swift Releases “New” Song

Taylor Swift just released a new song titled, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and to no surprise, it’s about an ex-boyfriend! Here we were thinking that she might have actually found better things to write about; we should have known better. The new song was just released a few days ago and it’s already all over the radio and we really mean all over. It’s already among the last seven days’ 40 most played tracks across all formats!

It’s also getting a lot of attention because everyone wants to know who this new song is about. She has dated so many celebrities; it’s kind of hard to even take a guess. It could be about one of her more recent exes Jake Gyllenhaal, but no one knows for sure — and Taylor really hasn’t offered many hints. However, she did reveal why she started to write the song,

 

“This guy walks in who is a friend of my ex’s and starts talking about how he’s heard we’re going to get back together. And that was not the case. So I start telling them the story: break up, get back together, break up, get back together – just, ugh, the worst! And I picked up the guitar and [songwriting partner Max Martin] said, ‘This is what we’re writing.’ “ Taylor told Good Morning America.

 

Seems like a good enough reason, right? It seems like her whole life revolves around getting into a relationship and then making sure it fails, so she can write a song about it. Who am I to judge, though? My whole life revolves around following all of this crap…I am clearly the real loser here.

Anyway, you can listen to her new song down below…

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Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Have Dinner, Clearly this Means they are Married Now

Sigh. Swiftenhaal were spotted last night at the Nashville restaurant Bound’ry which for some reason is causing the blogosphere to assume they are dating again. According to People a fellow diner reports: “They did eat. They were cordial to one another, but not affectionate.” Another said, “There was no holding hands, but they seemed happy together. They sat next to the fireplace just chatting away.” So If you breathed a sigh of relief after Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift ended their confounding and completely farce relationship, we have some bad news for you: It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over… Well that is if you are the type of person that goes along with the typical celebrity blog nonsense that counts a quiet dinner and knocking boots for a night as “dating”.

We here at the The Daily Fix have a completely different theory you see. Taylor decided not to let the two awesome Grammy worthy songs we wrote for her go to waste and decided to invite Jake to dinner in hopes of getting him to star alongside her in the music videos for the songs.

Song 1: Achy- Jakey Heart

Song2: I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted

…………………………………GRAMMY FOR BEST MUSIC VIDEO PLEASE!!!

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Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Broke Up… Well That Didn’t Last Long

SHOCK… HORROR! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, after dating for about 17 minutes. Well in reality you have “to be” before you can “be over.” This was a fauxmance from the start. What “is over” is the “release of her album” and the “release of his movie.” Thus, the PR stunt has now outlived its usefulness­. Even better Pass-Aroun­d-Patty comes away with more songwriting material to to grace us all with and Jake gets a whole bunch of heterosexual publicity. Win win.

Speaking of a win, we were nice enough to write Taylor Swift a song last month exactly for this occasion!!!

But we realise that as awesome as that song was it’s more along the lines of Jake breaking her heart, which really doesn’t happen in a PR relationship. So Taylor, just for you, we wrote you another number 1 hit!!!

BEHOLD:

I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted

I had a fake romance
With pictures by a fountain
Together we looked weird
And then there’s Brokeback Mountain

But I’ve released my record
And they’ve premiered his pic
And all the People photos
Were enough to make you sick

So its time to end the joke
And pretend that we have parted
But first lets make more cash
By singing “I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted”

…………………………………SECOND GRAMMY PLEASE!!!

 

Reese Witherspoon is Also Engaged Now

Christmas time must mean engagement time, since every celebrity and their purse chihuahuas are getting engaged. Reese Witherspoon being the latest to announce she is no longer a single lady… oh and you can add an old co worker of mine to the list; she got engaged Christmas Day… guess people are feeling lovey dovey this season.

Us Weekly has the info on this latest love story:

Reese Witherspoon and Hollywood agent Jim Toth are engaged, her rep confirms “They are extremely happy.”

The Oscar-winning actress, 34, began dating Toth, 40, around January 2010, shortly after her split from Jake Gyllenhaal. The duo went public with their romance in March during a romantic birthday weekend in Ojai, Calif.

Toth works as an agent at L.A.’s Creative Artists Agency; Witherspoon is a CAA client, but Toth doesn’t represent her.

Witherspoon and actor Ryan Phillippe divorced in 2008 after seven years together; the former spouses share daughter Ava, 11, and Deacon, 7. Insiders told Us Weekly that Toth has “bonded” with Witherspoon’s kids. In fact, while Witherspoon shot This Means War in Vancouver last fall, Toth stayed with her little ones at her home in L.A.’s Brentwood area. “Ava and Deacon are happy with him,” the source adds.

Is it just me or does it seem like each new guy is her “rebound guy” from the previous guy? she seems to go from one relationsh­ip to the next with little to no breaks in between…­ that’s not healthy… but hey, if that’s her prerogativ­e.

It does seem weird she would want to get married this often though, I mean most brides only have to worry about tripping over their dress hem. She’s got that chin to be dodgin’, too.

OK, let’s start the pool, how long will it last this time?

 

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are Officially Bumping Uglies

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have been spotted over the last month or two getting brunch and coffee together around New York City sparking rumors they were dating and making little Swiftenhall babies, now Us Weekly has photos of the couple arm in arm over Thanksgiving weekend in Brooklyn.

“She loves his family and he loves hers,” a source told the magazine. Another source describes their relationship as “definitely serious.”

Maybe that means she will finally have something happy to sing about… but we doubt it since it’s much likelier to end in a whiney song when Jake moves onto the next lady in a few weeks.

In fact we went ahead and wrote Taylor’s next song for her… FREE OF CHARGE! We are just that awesome! Check it out:

Achy- Jakey Heart

(First Verse)
Well one sunny day, we were moving mountains,
Yeah Brokeback mountains. That’s right, said Brokeback mountains.
Love was fast a flowing, like a water fountain.
But now I see it all,
You stood and let me fall,
But you’ll be sorry Jake
that you caused my heartache!
Now everybody say!

(Chorus)
He, he tore my heart, set it miles apart,
left me all alone, in the Donnie dark!
From sweetly apple picking ,on a sunny day
Now my heart’s a aching, time to get away!! (Ohhh) (2x)

(Second Verse)
In October, where it all started,
This was going right, almost like a party,
But then you gave up,
Couldn’t get enough,
You were my prince from Persia,
And now I’m gonna burn ya!
Everybody say!

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

(Bridge)

J-A-K-E, don’t ya see what you mean to me?
J-A-K-E, why did you hurt meeeeeeeee

­e ooooh!

(Repeat chorus 3x)

…………………………………GRAMMY PLEASE!!!

 

Anne Hathaway Goes Topless in ‘Love and Other Drugs’

I love Anne Hathaway so much I’d accept a Cleveland Steamer from her with honors, which is why I cried a little when I heard that she gets her boobs out in her new movie Love and Other Drugs, which has just been released into theaters. From these multiple pictures of Anne Hathaway’s fairytale funbags popping up in the movie I can safely say they’re not all that was released into theaters this weekend, if you know what I mean… (fap fap fap)

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Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless On the Cover of Entertainment Weekly

Look what Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal did just in time to make your coffee table all porny for Thanksgiving, they went all topless and cuddly for the cover of Entertainment Weekly. By porny [it's a word, just ask those dictionary dudes in England] I mean they look like they should be on the cover of a raunchy romantic novel, because at what point does it start to look less like a magazine cover and more like a picture from one of those ‘How to Make Sweet Sweet Love’ guidebooks. Seriously, this just looks like a public service ad where the headline should read “Help your lady with her breast exam today!”. OK I’m done.

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Taylor Swift Catches Another Fly in her Web, This Time it’s Jake Gyllenhaal

People magazine are reporting that Taylor Swift turned up for the Saturday Night Life after party this weekend in New York City with Jake Gyllenhaal as her date.

First, the two attended the broadcast of Saturday Night Live in Manhattan, which was hosted by Swift’s good friend, Emma Stone.

“They showed up together,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They walked around together backstage, but they were careful not to be seen too close. It was hard to tell if they were together, but everyone was shocked that she brought him.”

On Sunday, Swift, 20 and Gyllenhaal, 29, brunched with another couple at Al Di La in Brooklyn and, says an onlooker, looked “friendly.” They were also spotted together strolling around Brooklyn’s Park Slope neighborhood.

Swift is probably just trying to find her next catapult into popularity. Soon they’ll break up and she’ll write her next shitty e-cry song about how he didn’t meet her needs or go down on her. The John Mayer track was the only thing that made people realize she had a new album out and it was timed so perfectly to go with her bull shit TV miniseries “Fearless”.

Besides, I don’t think there could be a more boring couple than Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhall, well maybe Jake and Reese Whiterspoon. At least this time around Swift won’t have to worry about her man going after other women, but if I were her I wouldn’t let Jake on any dude ranches lest he go all brokeback on her.

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