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The new Bond girl is officially unveiled

While we broke the news about the new James Bond girl in the Sam Mendes directed Skyfall a while ago, the cast was officially announced last night at a press conference in London, and keeping the tradition of unearthing obscure but undoubtedly hot European actresses for James Bond to bang and then leave hanging (in this case to chase Javier Bardem), here’s French actress Berenice Marlohe ready to fulfill her destiny. And by destiny we mean getting to wear a bikini and utter the words “Oh, James” when Daniel Craig shows her his six-pack. Really deep stuff if you think about it.

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Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Split Because Of James Bond

Actress Rachel Weisz and her longtime partner Darren Aronofsky , who is a director and the man behind the beyond awesome Jennifer Connelly ass-to-ass scene in Requiem For A Dream, have split up after nine years of being together and the rumor is that James Bond himself, Daniel Craig, may have been the man to assassinate their relationship.

TMZ reports:

Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.”
Sources tell us the couple will seek joint custody of their 4-year-old Henry Chance.
And sources tell TMZ Rachel has been linked to “James Bond” star Daniel Craig for months. They worked together on the upcoming flick, “Dream House,” in February and March of 2010.

Now I’m not even sure if any one of them deserves my mockery… Rachel likes to go naked in a few movies, gotta respect a broad who knows where her talents lay. Daniel Craig is James Bond and as such is obviously awesome, and Darren as I previously said is responsible for that ass-to-ass scene and thus many hours of masturbation for me…


Rob Pattinson as 007? WTF!?!

It looks like Robert Pattinson is on a mission to make people stop loving James Bond. And what’s his strategy? Well, simply by announcing that he’s keen to play 007, the greatest spy character ever. I don’t want to stretch this issue any further than this post, but if Pattinson gets the role then I’ll stop watching 007 movies.

According to Contactmusic,

The Twilight hunk is a huge fan of the 007 franchise, and is eyeing a possible takeover from current superspy Daniel Craig. But Pattinson admits he may struggle in certain areas of Bond’s all-action job. He says, “Maybe in a few years... (But) I’m not very good at running.”

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