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Ivanka Trump is Pregnant

Well it looks like the world is about to get yet another Trump… Donald Trump’s Daughter, Ivanka Trump, announced today via twitter that she and her husband Jared Kushner are expecting a baby. Guess you could say her uterus has hired a fetus for the next 9 months or so, then it will be promptly fired. Trump style.

According to UsMagazine:

“I have been wanting to share some amazing news with you all for some time… I’m pregnant!” the Celebrity Apprentice co-host and jewelry designer, 29, wrote on her Twitter account Friday. “Jared and I couldn’t be more excited.” The mom-and-dad-to-be stepped out in NYC on Thursday night, catching a special screening of No Strings Attached, hosted by the Cinema Society and DKNY Jeans with DeLeón Tequila.

Ivanka’s famous mogul dad Donald Trump tells UsMagazine.com of the news: “I am very happy for Ivanka and Jared. They are wonderful young people!”

Remember Ivanka male-pattern baldness is linked to the maternal genome. Pray for a girl.

Anyways, congrats to the Trump family on the new trust fund baby. Here is your maternity gift from us. A computer rendered image of what the little Trump will look like:

 

African honeymoon for Ivanka Trump Jared Kushner

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First of all, let me congratulate Ivanka Trump on her fantasy wedding. A beautiful girl deserves a fairytale wedding, and Ivanka got it as perfect as can be. And now, here’s a good news for the genuine friends and fans of this babe (for starters, me) who are anxiously waiting for the honeymoon details. Ivanka & Jared Kushner have zeroed in on Africa as their honeymoon destination.

However, the newly-wed are not in a hurry and the trip doesn’t kick until December. People reports,

The couple will have another reception to celebrate their nuptials, this time for 1,000 guests at the famed Puck Building in downtown Manhattan on Wednesday.

The busy couple have decided to wait until December to take their honeymoon to Africa, where they’ll eventually enjoy some relaxed time as husband and wife.

Here’s wishing the couple a wonderful and fruitful honeymoon in advance.

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