Beyonce is finally talking about all those fake pregnancy rumors that had been going around. Even some of the writers on this site questioned if Beyonce was really pregnant. What did Beyonce think about all those rumors? She thought they were crazy,
“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, and it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’” Beyonce said.
The moment that really made the fake pregnancy rumors take off was when Beyonce appeared on an Australian TV show. The 30-year-old came out on stage and when she took a seat, it looked like her baby bump “deflated” or folded when she sat down. This really made people suspicious, but Beyonce doesn’t understand the nonsense,
“It was a fabric that folded…does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid” Beyonce said. Tina Knowles (Beyonce’s Mom) was also upset by the rumors, “I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that.” Tina said.
So, there you have it. IT’S HER BABY! LEAVE BEYONCE ALONE….LEAVE HER ALONE! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!
Beyonce just had a baby not that long ago, but it hasn’t stopped PEOPLE magazine from naming her, ‘The most beautiful woman in the world’ on its new cover. Beyonce credits the beautifulness to giving birth and having a baby,
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth. I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth. The best thing about having a daughter is having a true legacy. The world “love” means something completely different now.” she told the magazine.
And get this, Beyonce even claims that she loves changing diapers! She sounds like the perfect mom, huh? It’s probably easy being a mom when you have all the money in the world and a robot named “Geoffrey” who helps out around the house 24/7
I’m sure you still remember back in 2009, the infamous Kanye/Taylor Swift MTV Video Music Awardsincident? Shortly thereafter, our President referred to the rapper as a “jackass,” and a few years later, his view still hasn’t changed. In the latest issue of The Atlantic, the President mentions that he actually prefers Jay-Z’s music over Kanye’s but does mention: “I like Kanye. He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.” However, Obama still holds on to his belief that the 34-year-old rap superstar is a “jackass.” A reporter from the magazine recalled that “when the interview reminded Obama of his comment from 2009, he replied, ‘He is a jackass. . . But he’s talented.’”
Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z are enjoying some well deserved downtime in St. Barts. Beyonce slipped into a bathing suit just three months after giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy and we have to say, she looked pretty damn good! She still has that same “Beyonce Body” that we all love so much.
The 30-year-old superstar had her hair tied back in a ponytail and she was rocking one awesome pair of sunglasses. Her splash in the water came after a nice long day of relaxing with Jay-Z on the beach (you can see all the pictures below) it looks like they are both a fan of the “Men in Black” sunglasses look. It also looks like they are both a fan of wine, the couple appeared to order a bottle of wine on the beach.
Ah, yes! A nice bottle of wine on the beach…must be nice. Last time I went to the beach, I packed a PB&J and a juice box. Not even a quality juice box either, it was one of those with the tiny straws that never go in the hole.
Celebrities are known for giving their babies bizarre names, and just recently Beyoncé and Jay-Z continued the trend. As we all know they named their kid, “Blue Ivy” which sounds more like a bar of soap. But, they are not the worst offenders; I have looked back and found some really horrible celebrity baby names. “Pilot Inspektor” Yeah, actor Jason Lee named his kid, “Pilot” are you freaking kidding me? Is the next kid going to be named, “Co-Pilot?” I mean, where does the madness stop? That poor kid. “Apple” What a fruity name, huh? Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid APPLE! That just doesn’t make any sense. What could possibly make you want to name your kid apple? Do you know how confusing that is going to be? What if the kid is at school and hears, “Apple” and the kid turns around, only to find out they were talking about an actual apple! You don’t make your kid’s name edible! “Memphis Eve” Only Bono could think of such a horrible douchey name. It’s bad enough having to be the child of Bono, but now you have to deal with that name, too? Life is just not fair. “Blanket” Why not? We have a freaking apple on the list, why not add a blanket? As most of you know Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket. If we ever find a kid named, “Snuggie” I think it would be safe to assume it is Michael’s long lost child. “Tu Morrow” Are you serious? Actor, ‘Rob Morrow’ named his kid Tu Morrow…just think about that for a minute. Do you get it, yet? He just punned the hell out of his baby’s name! There has to be some sort of law against that, arrest that man! “Moxie Crimefighter” What kind of crime is Moxie fighting? The crime of parents giving their kids horrible names? Moxie Crimefighter? What were you thinking, Penn Jillette? Teller could have come up with a better name, and he doesn’t even talk!
Hello there, my junkie friends! I’m back for the third time with the Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! So… let the fun begin!!! Dr. Conrad Murray, as we all know, was found guilty for causing the legend Michael Jackson’s death because it was he who prescribed the medication Propofol to the star. Now, Dr. Murray is basically being sued in a civil court by MJ’s fam for $100 million dollars. But, Dr. Murray is saying that he may have prescribed lethal meds to Michael, but it was Michael himself who administered the medication and therefore MJ is responsible for his own death. You know what? I agree. Just because a celebrity is a celebrity and they get whatever they want from whoever they want doesn’t make them any less responsible for their own actions. That Dr. was WRONG, but in the end, it was Michael who was responsible for his own actions — that’s what being an adult is all about. Enough with the heavy… So, do you guys remember that mega WWE star named Stone Cold Steve Austin? Yes, I figured you would. Well, those who are WWE fans — and even those who aren’t — will remember his saying ‘Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!’ Well, TMZ caught up to Stone Cold and asked him if he would consider relinquishing his hold over the numbers to Tim Tebow. After finding out that Tebow threw a … miraculous… 316 yards in this last game, Stone Cold said that he would gladly give them up… if Tebow could do it again. Wow… so now, 3:16 isn’t associated with its original place, but with the saying of a WWE wrestler and now a football player?! Okay… I’m not going there… Baby Blue Ivy has been taken home! Beyonce and Jay-Z took their multi-million dollar bundle of joy to their multi-million dollar Manhattan apartment. Something you may not have known? At least part — or even most of — that million dollars was spent on renovation to the hospital itself! This included a swanky — and of course, private — recovery area, as well as a damn bulletproof door for Beyonce’s room!!! All of this for a three day stay! Wow… Kelly Rowland, former member of the Beyonce led group Destiny’s Child, stopped by the Lucky Wang baby boutique. For what exactly? To buy baby Blue Ivy a green Bob Marley onezie of course. That. is. just. stupid! You wanna know the really sad thing? I bet that scrap of material probably cost her — not just one — but a couple pretty pennies. As my friend and fellow Daily Fix author, Zachary Row reported to you all a few days ago, Russell Brand was Banned from the People’s Choice Awards. Why? Because, they didn’t want Katy Perry to feel uncomfortable around her estranged husband. Yeah… like that building’s not big enough for the two of them. But, no worries now, because Katy Perry has announced that she won’t even [...]
Jay-Z has just released a brand new song that he wrote for his daughter, “Blue Ivy Carter” and you can listen to it below. In the song he broke some pretty shocking news. There is a line in the song that says the following… ‘Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you’d disappear /But nah baby you magic.’ That is some pretty big news! I am surprised he would share that all of the sudden in a song, but I guess what better way to express his feelings. Songwriting is probably part of the healing process for him. Some of the other touching lyrics in the song include… ‘The most amazing feeling I feel, words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Baby, I paint the sky blue, my greatest creation was you.’ ‘You’re the child of destiny / you’re the child of my destiny / you’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child.’ That last line is pretty clever, huh? I guess that is why they pay him the big bucks. At the end of the song you can even hear Blue Ivy crying, a very nice touch. Also, the couple released a statement saying the baby was born, “Naturally” at a healthy 7lbs. So, I guess the reports saying that she had a C-section were wrong.
Let’s all take a moment to congrats Beyoncé and Jay-Z! They welcomed their baby girl into this world last night after a planned C-section. A source told the Houston Chronicle that, “mother and baby are doing fine.” They named her, ‘Blue Ivy Carter’ because you know, no celebrity can give their kid a normal name. They’re too “famous” for that. Gwyneth Paltrow is a close friend and she had this to say on twitter, “Welcome to the world Blue! We love you already.” There was actually some confusion on whether they named her, ‘Ivy Blue’ or ‘Blue Ivy’ they both sound the same to me, but rest assured it is, ‘Blue Ivy.’ Some celebrities have already started tweeted their congratulations to the couple. Rihanna and Russell Simmons both tweeted their congratulations to the couple. My favorite part of this story is that supposedly the couple booked out the entire fourth floor of the hospital, spending $1.3million to do so. Are you kidding me? That is insane. I don’t understand why they would need a whole floor, why not have just one private room and have a bunch of security? Spending $1.3million on something so unnecessary is so mind boggling to me. I guess it’s because I don’t have a lot of money, maybe to them $1.3million is pocket change. But, I could make $1.3million last for my entire life, and my future kid’s entire life. Whatever, though. I am just a “normal” guy with a boring normal name. Why didn’t my parents name me, “Sea Breeze” then I might have actually done something in life.
We told you about Kanye West’s new music video for his song Monster after the preview came out a few weeks ago, well BEHOLD! The somewhat final version of the creep fest that is the Monster video is finally here, pack full of all that nice stuff you want to see, like severed woman-heads, dead-looking zombiettes, women hanging from nooses, gratuitous diamond-teeth close-ups… It’s all right here people!
Personally I think Kanye is trying a little too hard. I like images of death, monsters, the supernatural, and all that gory stuff quite a bit, but women hanging from nooses, dead women as props… what’s he doing? Is he a serial killer, Patrick Bateman style? It just seems silly. Especially since he raps so much about how much he loves God. That’s a personal pet peeve of mine. Stop going on and on about how evil you are when you pause to give a shout out to Jesus every 17 seconds in almost everything you do.
Oh and that the crazy ass Nicki Minaj vs Nicki Minaj fight is actually two of her alter egos. Roman vs Barbie… A part of me is ashamed to say I know enough about Nicki Minaj to figure out which personalities she’s embodying at the moment; but another part of it is glorifying in my knowledge of pop culture right now.
As we reported early this month Beyonce got Jay-Z a $2,000,000 ride for his birthday, a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. Well not to be outdone Jay-Z got the “independent woman” $350,000 worth of Birkin bags, you know, to carry around all of that diamond encrusted stuff she probably has. You might think that price tag pales in comparison to the cool $2 million that Beyonce spent. However, in September, Jay bought Beyonce a $20,000,000 private island off the shore of Florida.
Beyonce got some sweet gifts yesterday. Her husband, Jay-Z, was spotted shopping at Hermes’ plush Madison Avenue boutique on Christmas Eve. A spy reports, “Jay was in a private room of Hermes doing last-minute shopping. He had a guard standing watch outside. He spent $350,000 on Birkin bags, among other things.” The buying binge took so long, Jay-Z missed his scheduled lunch at Nello, prompting the restaurateur to deliver his food to the store. Jay-Z has plenty to spend — he’s getting $1 million to perform at the opening of the Cosmopolitan hotel and casino in Vegas on New Year’s Eve.
Having googled Birkin bags, I found that they look, to my ignorant eyes, exactly like the ones at Target for $29.99. Purpose of both: You tote things in it and on occasion, perhaps use it assault gun-wielding maniacs.
The only thing Jay could’ve given his wife that might genuinely surprise her is a small sovereign nation that he paid mercenaries to overthrow and reclaim as Beyonceland (or Beyonconia, Beyoncestein, or what have you). Otherwise, they just have to add to each other’s collections of luxury goods.
But I get where they are coming from, when I have a sad day, I totally retreat to my diamond house and make love on mink. Except that I disguise the diamonds with peeling wood and the mink is bred to look and feel like clearance sheets from Walmart. I’m thoughtful to the neighbors that way.
Ever wondered what you get a man who has enough money to buy just about anything? How about a $2,000,000 ride? That’s what Beyonce did for her husband Jay-Z for his 41st birthday, reportedly buying him the ultra-expensive Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. The car is considered the world’s fastest road car, with a top speed of 252 miles per hour and the process of ordering, designing and making the car takes about a year. So it looks like Beyonce has this in mind for a while (Bet she was pleased that the tax cuts for the rich are still in place).
This now puts Jay-Z into an exclusive club of Bugatti owners, including: Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, Tom Brady, Ralph Lauren and Chris Brown.The car may not get too much mileage but Jay-Z already owns such pricey rides as a Rolls Royce Phantom, Ferrari F430 Spider, Maybach 62S and a Pagani Zonda Roadster.
He may have 99 problems, but transportation ain’t one.
P.S : Beyonce, my birthday is in March. I’d settle for a Maserati.
Kanye West sees dead people… and sees his tongue down their throats in what looks like Kanye West going for the “Video of the Year” award with his new “Monster” music video. In the video Kanye West, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj star alongside a bunch of dead chicks, some of whom have zombie eyes, some are hanging from the ceiling like tasty quality beef, and some even get to feel the pleasure of Gay Fish’s kisses. Or they would if they weren’t so dead.
Oh and Monster really should’t be called “Kanye’s new song” despite the fact that it appears on his album, it is clearly Nicki’s song which is evident after she chomps her way through two of the best MC’s of a generation (and Rick Ross). Tellingly, she is also the only lady who appears to be alive and well in the video.
Still smiling like always Jay-Zis admitting for the first time about a crime he committed as a tween. When he was 12 he shot his older brother Eric, then a crack addict, for stealing a ring. He confessed in an interview with British newspaper The Guardian.
Growing up in Brooklyn, New York’s infamous Marcy projects, the rapper (real name: Shawn Carter) says it was easy to get his hands on a gun. “How did he get the gun? “I went to someone’s crib, someone’s house, and got it. Guns were everywhere. You didn’t have to go far to get one. Just everywhere.”
After the non-fatal shooting — he shot Eric’s shoulder — Jay-Z admits, “I thought my life was over. I thought I’d go to jail for ever.”
But his sibling refused to press charges. When Jay-Z visited Eric in the hospital, it was Eric who apologized for his crack addiction.
“It was terrible,” he says now. “I was a boy, a child. I was terrified.”
It’s the only time Jay-Z ever shot someone, he says. “There were shoot-outs, but I never shot anyone else. Most people in shoot-outs don’t get shot.”
He was, however, shot at three times, but was never hit. “It’s like there was some rogue angel watching over us.”
I don’t see what the big deal is, I thought shooting your brother was a normal part of growing up for a rapper. But we kinda already knew this shit about Jay-Z, he pretty much confessed to this 10 years ago in a song of his, “You Must Love Me”:
Saw the devil in your eyes
high off more than weed
confused I just closed
my young eyes and squeezed
What a sound
opened my eyes just in time
to see ya stumbling to the ground
Damn what the fuck I done now
runnin’ around in a circle
thinking I’m assed out
hot gun burnin’ my waist
ran straight to Jazz’ house
Like a stranger damn I just shot my nigga
and ran off into the night as if it was not my nigga
Left the scene how could I go out that way
Still you asked to see me in the hospital ya next day
You must love me.
Beyonce cut no corners for her husband Jay-Z’s 40th birthday party at Casa de Campo in the Dominican Republic. The bash was star-studded and included a password only entry. Meaning it was like Fort Knox to get in that piece. Details once you pop the top.
The 60-odd guests at the ’20s-themed fete included Kanye West and girlfriend Amber Rose, Sean Combs and Kim Porter (sidebar, they reported Kim as Diddy’s girlfriend… when did that happen), Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys, Warner Music chief Lyor Cohen and designer Tory Burch, plus DJ Cassidy, who DJ’d for the party. Diddy gave a toast and Jay-Z’s friends also put together a video saying how much they love him. The festivities featured synchronized swimmers, fireworks and an impromptu performance of “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z and Keys. Sources say the whole thing lasted until 5 a.m. the next day.
Beyoncé capped the celebration off with a lobster surf-and-turf brunch for guests at the luxury villa where she and Jay-Z were staying. Sounds like good times. No phones were allowed so no pics could be leaked but how did that photo of Kanye, Lyor and Tory get out…
Here’s Jay-Z’s new “Run This Town” music video featuring Rihanna and Kanye West, and this one’s really hot. RiRi is lovable as usual and Jay-Z is at his rapping best. And what about Kanye?! Well, his presence is irrelevant to me. Anyway, enjoy the video.
