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France’s first lady, Carla Bruni in video promoting sex talk books in 7 languages (with video)

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A video has surfaced of France’s first lady Carla Bruni hawking books that tell men and women how to talk about having sex in seven languages.

The year is 1996, the talk show is called “Eurotrash,” and the “How To” books Bruni is hawking are called “Hot International Sex Guides.”

Seriously.

In one exchange with the very strange show’s male hosts (one of them gay international fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier), Bruni teaches how to say “Do you like my t***ies”  in several languages.

She also translates another sex act that involves fingers and fannies.

“We need this kind of book because we’re traveling around the world and we’re meeting new people every day and we must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them,” the Italian model explains.

The video surfaced just a few weeks after half-naked photos of Bruni taken by Helmut Newton were auctioned off.

The UK’s Daily Mail said Bruni was “shocked and dismayed” that the television interview came out.

 

Rihanna is raising her slut-o-meter in Paris

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Rihanna celebrated fashion week in Paris by putting up neon nipple, crotch and ass signs in every catwalk show she attended. First it was the striped sheer dress and the complete lack of underwear. Then came the mini dress and the constant crossing and un-crossing of her legs. At the Jean Paul Gaultier show, she showed up with a bra. Yesterday it was time for her nipples and ass to share the limelight. Not that we mind this increasing need for exposure, but if you’re going to play in Hollywood slut court, we’re expecting a sex tape or two…or at least a momentary lack of judgement leading to a carpet-munching incident…nakedness alone won’t cut it.