Archive for the "Jennifer Aniston" Category

Jennifer Aniston See-Through Bra Candids on “We’re the Millers” Movie Set

Jennifer Aniston See-Through Bra Candids on “We’re the Millers” Movie Set .

Jennifer-Aniston-2 Jennifer-Aniston-3 Jennifer-Aniston-4 Jennifer-Aniston-51 pNCCbd67wP8
 

Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors

I have been a Jennifer Aniston fan for a long, long time and it seems like I’ve been hearing baby rumors about her since the very start. I don’t know why people want Jennifer to be pregnant so badly but wearing loose billowy dresses like the one she’s wearing in these photos probably don’t do anything to keep those rumors at bay. I don’t care though. Pregnant or not, I think Jennifer is fantastic and I think she looks great in these photos. I love the hat and the sunglasses and I think she looks as lovely as ever. I also sincerely doubt she’s pregnant. Hey, sometimes a girl just likes to be comfortable!

Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors

Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors
See the rest of Jennifer Aniston Fuels Those Baby Rumors pictures

© HQ Celebrity, 2013. | See pictures of all Celebrities |kHR5JeEG_Tg

 

Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood

Ever wonder how much your favorite actresses are bringing in? Well, you are about to find out! Forbes has come out with its annual list of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. And you just might be surprised who came out on top…

Kristen Stewart! We bet that wasn‘t your first guess, but it does make sense if you think about it. She has made $12.5 million for each of the last two Twilight movies and if you combine that with what she made from Snow White and the Huntsman — Stewart made $34.5 million this past year! Also surprising, Cameron Diaz is a very close second at $34 million, we wouldn’t have guessed that either

Take a look at the top 10 below…

  1. Kristen Stewart, $34.5 million
  2. Cameron Diaz. $34 million
  3. Sandra Bullock, $25 million
  4. Angelina Jolie, $20 million
  5. Charlize Theron, $18 million
  6. Julia Roberts, $16 million
  7. Sarah Jessica Parker, $15 million
  8. Meryl Streep, $12 million
  9. Kristen Wiig, $12 million
  10. Jennifer Aniston, $11 million Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood
 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged!

We’re not sure why every website online seems to be so “shocked” by this news, considering Brad and Angelina have basically been married for seven years now. We all know marriage is just a label, anyway. Brad’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there is no wedding date yet. Right now, the engagement is just a “promise for the future.” (Isn’t adopting 23456 children kind of a promise to the future, too?)

The two love-birds first met while they were filming, ’Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ in 2005. They had previously said that they would NOT get married ‘til gay people could get married, but admitted that their children really wanted them to get married.

Well, congratulations! Hopefully the wedding happens before 2019! Our fingers are crossed. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged!

 

“Friends: The Movie” Coming Soon?

It was one the most popular shows back in the 90s. Just a simple show about a group of friends living in Manhattan, but for some reason it was special to so many people. It was nominated for 63 primetime Emmys! That is insane. Many TV experts consider it to be one of best shows in television history. We are, of course talking about the show, ‘Friends.’ It ended back in 2004, but could there be a movie in the works? Perhaps, but Jennifer Aniston doesn’t think it would work on the big screen.

“I can’t imagine how you would do it, unless you did it years from now. I can’t imagine what that would be. It’s not normal. Friends is in your living room – Friends is not in a movie theatre. It doesn’t make sense to me. I think it would be going against its authentic self.”

Geez, did you have to crush our dreams, Jennifer? She did say that if the show was still going that her character Rachel and David’s character Ross would “100 per cent” still be together.

Yeah…maybe after a few thousand break-ups. You know, thinking about it now I don’t even want there to be a movie. That show used to piss me off so much with all the cliffhangers. I don’t need all that drama back in my life! “Friends: The Movie” Coming Soon? “Friends: The Movie” Coming Soon? “Friends: The Movie” Coming Soon?

 

Katy Perry Tops “Celebrity Hall Pass List”

According to a poll put out by AshleyMadison (a website that helps you cheat on your spouse) Katy Perry is number one on the “Hall Pass” list. The poll asked over 25,000 subscribers which celebrity you would most want to cheat on your wife with. Last year the same poll was put out and Jennifer Aniston topped the list, she has now dropped down to #5, I am not sure how she will go on after finding out that horrible news. She’ll probably need a shoulder to cry on…call me. Here is the survey’s top 10 1. Katy Perry 2. Rihanna 3. Mila Kunis 4. Salma Hayek 5. Jennifer Aniston 6. Scarlett Johansson 7. Sofia Vergara 8. Blake Lively 9. Kim Kardashian 10. Sarah Palin Obviously Sarah Palin is the one who jumps out at you. Who knew people were still fantasizing about her? It’s a little bit disturbing. Maybe it’s the danger involved with it because you know her husband would shoot you if he found out. You know they probably have a lot of guns in their house. Most people stock up on canned goods, the Palin’s stock up on rifles. The rest of the list looks good to me, though. However, I’d replace Rihanna and Katy Perry. I think Rihanna would give you more bang for your buck.
 

Jennifer Aniston and her Boyfriend send out a Christmas card together….and give out the worst Christmas Present

The couple has only been dating for seven months now, but they have decided to send out a Christmas card together. Why? Because Jennifer seems like the super clingy type who would love to do something like this. If you look at the card you see will see how it wishes everyone a holiday season that is filled with joy, and ends with, “With warmth and love, Jen and Justin” Yuck, give me a break. But, the most interesting part of the card is what is right in the middle of it. Instead of buying presents for everyone, they made donations to a couple of charities in their name. What the heck is that? I hate it when people do that! I am all for donating to charities, but not when it’s just a ploy to make yourself look better. You can donate to charities anytime you want, why assume that is the best present for me? Shit, what if I wanted an ipad or something? How do you know that I haven’t already donated to a charity? It is the worst gift, ever. I mean, I donate to the Salvation Army every year! I am no scrooge; I just am not a fan of horrible presents. And, that is a classic horrible present. It’s like someone baking a cake for your birthday and then saying, “You can only look at it. I am giving it all to a homeless shelter.” WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST BAKE TWO FREAKING CAKES THEN?
 

Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant

Jennifer Aniston attended Glamour’s Women Of The Year Awards the other night, and since our job is to stare deeply into breasts and draw conclusions from them about the dreams and hopes of celebrities, we came out thinking they looked a bit pregnanty. Plus, she quit smoking a few weeks ago and she recently bought a $9million apartment in NYC that has two nurseries. Of course, it could be that she was having her period and the nurseries are for the kids Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie told her they’re going to give her as a gift for Christmas. They’re leftovers from their recent Asian orphan shopping spree, but she’ll take anything at this point.

article-0-0EB7374F00000578-217_634x893 article-0-0EB7375F00000578-388_306x718 article-0-0EB7375700000578-381_306x718 article-0-0EB5E77C00000578-674_306x457 article-0-0EB5E77800000578-466_306x457 article-0-0EB5FF2500000578-271_634x744 article-0-0EB5FFEB00000578-390_634x665 article-0-0EB4BB3900000578-354_634x417 article-0-0EB4BB4400000578-730_634x420 article-0-0EB4BB5600000578-866_634x425 article-0-0EB4BB0F00000578-121_634x423 article-0-0EB4BB2E00000578-337_634x438 article-0-0EB4BB5B00000578-255_634x423
 

Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.08.2011)

Someone told me JLo and Jennifer Aniston engaged in some sort of battle of the slits and thighs at Glamour’s Women Of The Year Awards but I was too mesmerized by Donatella Versace’s corpse-like beauty to notice.

Iggy Pop is the new face of Paco Rabanne perfume…which I’m assuming smells like unwashed hair and soiled underwear? This brand just committed suicide, didn’t it.

Kim Kardashian pictured arriving at LAX without make-up. She’s really, really hurting, you guys!

Christina Aguilera revisits her Disney days…and somehow makes Minnie look quite appealing. I have a thing for skinny chicks.

Coco goes shopping for clothes. Just trying to imagine the salesperson’s face when she asks for pants in size DDD.

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to Los Cabos for the second time in a month! “Good morning, George. I hate marriage.” “I’m booking us another vacation as we speak!”

Nicole Richie and her cleavage accepting the award for Style Influencer Of The Year. That tip on how to wear a scarf AND earrings at the same time had a profound effect on my life.

And now the Obamas taking drastic measures to resurrect the economy.

article-2058818-0EB5F4F500000578-237_634x879 article-0-0EB5D46900000578-820_196x617 article-0-0EB5D4C900000578-193_196x617 article-0-0EB5D47100000578-204_196x617 article-2058818-0EB5E8B000000578-282_306x705 article-2058818-0EB5E77C00000578-272_634x924 article-2058818-0EB5FCBB00000578-973_634x835 article-2058818-0EB5FF2500000578-445_306x652 article-2058818-0EB5FFEB00000578-493_306x652 article-2058818-0EB67FEC00000578-829_306x574 article-2058618-0EB4AE5D00000578-915_468x699 US singer Iggy Pop article-0-0EB33F7600000578-534_634x387 article-0-0EB31F3100000578-662_634x640 article-2058777-0EB2F98000000578-415_634x512 article-2058847-0EB5FE9300000578-606_468x683 article-2058847-0EB585C600000578-596_224x655 article-2058847-0EB5FE3600000578-793_224x655 article-0-0EB5FDF300000578-695_468x790 article-0-0EB5FE3200000578-178_468x797 article-2058676-0EB4671C00000578-519_634x548 article-2058676-0EB4722A00000578-624_634x626 article-2058676-0EB4616800000578-965_634x969 article-2058676-0EB4652800000578-779_634x473 article-2058843-0EB5E0D800000578-212_634x767 article-0-0EB5E0E000000578-878_306x687 article-0-0EB5E0E800000578-862_306x687 article-0-0EB5264D00000578-532_964x641 article-0-0EB5264300000578-416_964x478 article-0-0EB5263500000578-805_964x591 article-2058737-0EB525ED00000578-332_964x614 article-0-0EB525E400000578-5_964x623
 

Jennifer Aniston’s cleavage and those other ones attended the Elle Women In Hollywod Event

Here’s Jennifer Aniston at the Elle women In Hollywood event in Beverly Hills last night (she was an honoree by the way) and judging from the plunging neckline she must be in a very happy place right now. That or she’s trying really hard to make us forget that Brad Pitt called her vagina a nightmarish Siberian prison for the penis and instead take us to a warm and comforting place every time we look at her chest. I think it’s working. Frostbite be damned!

article-2050372-0E6B8E1A00000578-230_634x943 article-0-0E6B952200000578-17_634x819 article-2050372-0E6B951600000578-789_306x818 article-2050372-0E6BB61300000578-252_306x818 article-2050372-0E6B9B6E00000578-471_196x617 article-2050372-0E6B9B4600000578-266_196x617 article-2050372-0E6B9B7600000578-887_306x751 article-2050372-0E6B9D5200000578-75_196x595 article-2050372-0E6B9E7200000578-158_634x892 article-2050372-0E6B97A200000578-570_306x738 article-2050372-0E6B99BA00000578-404_306x751 article-2050372-0E6B883E00000578-501_306x671 article-2050372-0E6B889E00000578-390_196x617 article-2050372-0E6B993B00000578-368_306x671 article-2050372-0E6B996E00000578-712_196x595 article-2050372-0E6B860600000578-437_306x717 article-2050372-0E6BA79E00000578-740_306x480 article-2050372-0E6BB09200000578-971_306x826 article-2050372-0E6BBAEF00000578-487_306x479 article-2050372-0E6BBB6800000578-730_306x479 article-2050372-0E6BBC8A00000578-7_306x480 article-2050372-0E6BC74D00000578-950_634x893
 

Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

January Jones is not happy with her new Mad Men attire. That or Perrier is making her burpy.

Exhibit #168 that Jessica Simpson is pregnant: Need for urgent and frequent urination.

Carmen Electra’s right nipple is cold.

Alessandra Ambrosio is pumping her own gas??? America is on the verge of collapse.

Lady Gaga is calling her trichologist because her hair is falling out. That’s how I’m interpreting abstract art. Plus, her boyfriend is actually not an android with a quirky sense of style but Taylor Kinney from Vampire Diaries? I don’t get it.

We now understand David Arquette’s plight for younger poon.

Hilary Duff testing our oath to never make crotch jokes about pregnant women.

Hugh Jackman, Man Of Steal walking his little dog Peaches. Elton John wants this piece on his yacht, A.S.A.P.

Justin Theroux wants to make love with Justin Theroux, so Jennifer Aniston is filling in the blanks.

Selena Gomez is leggy.

article-2047708-0E52736700000578-5_224x469 article-0-0E52733800000578-397_468x760 article-2047708-0E52736300000578-698_468x621 article-2047708-0E52737300000578-684_468x624 article-2047554-0E51F3AD00000578-457_468x788 article-0-0E504C6C00000578-182_468x927 article-0-0E504C6400000578-92_224x759 article-0-0E504C8000000578-668_468x798 article-0-0E504CF400000578-205_468x988 article-0-0E4F417E00000578-219_468x804 article-0-0E4F41EA00000578-624_468x798 article-0-0E4F143C00000578-342_468x804 article-0-0E4F407A00000578-199_468x756 article-0-0E502A3200000578-397_224x597 article-0-0E50282A00000578-622_468x581 article-2047475-0E4FD6C500000578-990_224x338 article-2047475-0E4FD74400000578-482_468x652 article-2047475-0E4FFE1A00000578-420_224x338 article-2047475-0E5026EA00000578-332_468x743 article-0-0E5026B500000578-152_224x597 article-0-0E50288000000578-126_468x656 article-2047495-0E4FFE7E00000578-482_468x699 article-0-0E50F0A000000578-796_468x640 article-0-0E50F00800000578-195_468x661 article-2047571-0E514FBC00000578-984_468x672 article-2047571-0E5151E600000578-762_468x667 article-0-0E522C4800000578-97_468x795 article-0-0E5206EE00000578-578_468x797 article-0-0E52070600000578-566_468x760 article-0-0E52074900000578-454_468x758 article-0-0E529D8800000578-383_634x867 article-0-0E52A6F500000578-337_306x729 article-0-0E52966100000578-245_306x729
 

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples can break through kevlar

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in NYC yesterday doing some shopping and i swear this woman has the most boring wardrobe in Hollywood. Having said that, who needs an elaborate get up to showcase your assets when your breasts possess an x-men-like ability to break through barriers simply by staring intensely at them? I swear, that bra is made out of teflon. True fact. Now who’s the boring one, Brad Pitt? Can YOU do that with your nipples?

article-2043009-0E222BD900000578-178_468x848 article-2043009-0E22CF5800000578-772_224x601 article-2043009-0E22D17700000578-450_224x601 article-2043009-0E222B4F00000578-729_468x905
 

Demi Moore needs to eat. Or get Ashton away from Charlie Sheen. Either way.

Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston were on Good Morning America yesterday morning and later at night at Skylight Soho, promoting their movie Five, which teaches middle-aged women how to prevent brittle and frail bones by sleeping with much, much younger men. No seriously, it was about breast cancer. Which studies tell us can also be cured by sleeping with much, much younger men. Anyway, Jennifer Aniston looked yer usual chin-a-mile-long fantastic self, but Demi Moore looked like her face was about to fall off any second now only to discover it was Maria Shriver all along. So either she’s not keeping up with her plastic surgeon appointments or the stress of Ashton Kutcher coming home every night and smelling like porn and Charlie Sheen’s hookers is getting to her.

article-0-0E19B3F900000578-431_306x693 article-0-0E19C0C200000578-681_634x793 article-2042175-0E18CDD000000578-619_306x711 article-2042175-0E18E0AA00000578-591_306x609 article-2042175-0E18E07C00000578-809_306x711 article-2042175-0E18E08E00000578-491_634x677 article-2042175-0E1908B500000578-935_634x411
 

Jennifer Aniston knows how to choose them

Here’s is Jennifer Aniston in NYC yesterday getting soaked to the bone while boyfriend Justin Theroux held tight to his little umbrella. Hey, at least he didn’t go around a bunch of magazines (yet) telling everyone how basically her boring and pathetic existence led him to recreational drugs and thoughts of suicide. So overall, Justin Theroux is a great improvement. You’re now allowed to tie him to your bed and refuse to feed him or remove the catheter until he says “I DO!!!!!”

article-0-0E012EA200000578-64_468x616 article-0-0DFDC99B00000578-603_468x377 article-0-0E01305B00000578-196_468x539 article-0-0E01307A00000578-196_468x656 article-2039759-0DFDC55700000578-4_468x374
 

Brad Pitt basically describes Jennifer Aniston as the most boring human being ever

 

In an interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt credits Angelina Jolie for bringing back all the lost joy to his penis and basically snatching him away from an existence trapped in the lifeless and frozen tandra that was Jennifer Aniston’s vagina.

Angie: Here honey, i wrote you a few bullet points for your interview.

Brad: Thanks Ang…wait a minute…but honey she’s really gonna get hurt if i say these things

Angie: You know, i saw the cuttest little mongolian outside the supermarket today..

Brad: Err, sure thing babe, but can we change the “lifeless dried up robot” to something more sensitive??

Here’s some excerpts from the interview:

‘I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

‘I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic.

‘It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.”I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.

‘One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.’ 

‘I put much more emphasis on being a satisfied man. I’m satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.

‘A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss. That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.’

 

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Aniston Cut About 3 Inches Off Her Hair

Clearly not to be outdone by Justin Bieber, Jennifer Aniston took a pair of shears to her hair and showed off a slightly new mop at the photo call for Just Go With Shit in Madrid this morning. Aniston’s hair is something of a zeitgeist barometer, we can only conclude that her new, blunt, swingy ‘do means that things are looking up. The recession is over! Global warming’s been conquered! Peace on earth! McRib coming back for good! Or something.

Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut Jennifer Aniston Got a Haircut
 

Heidi Montag Lied About Jennifer Aniston Getting Her Banned from Premiere

Looks like Jennifer Aniston’s reps got to Heidi. Though she claimed last week that Aniston banned her from the Just Go With It premiere, according to Us Magazine she now says:

“I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true,” Montag tells Us. “It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie.”
“I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs,” Montag explained. “I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It’s fantastic!”

Read it? She said it! Heidi is nuts trying to pull off this complete 180, “Jen banned me from the red carpet, oh wait, ha ha, I had an invite but CHOSE to hang out with my dogs instead.” Riiiiightttt. Another proud graduate of the Kim Kardashian school of public speaking. When in trouble, back-track on the double! Other graduates include Kim herself and Tara Reid.

So this post isn’t a complete waste of space and seeing how it’s Valentine’s Day here are some pictures of the skank dressed in some red lingerie. Now decide exactly where you would bust your nut on her. My choice: directly under her nostrils.

Heidi Montag Valentine's Day Dress Heidi Montag Valentine's Day Dress Heidi Montag Valentine's Day Dress Heidi Montag Valentine's Day Dress Heidi Montag Valentine's Day Dress
 

Heidi Montag Says Jennifer Aniston Banned Her From Movie Premiere

Despite shooting a tiny cameo in Jennifer Aniston’s movie Just Go With It, Heidi Montag says that she was put on the blacklist for the NYC premiere earlier this week. Heidi told Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston banned her.

Us Weekly reports:

“I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’ … I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. … She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

Jennifer Aniston denies she got Heidi banned, and I’m forced to believe her. No reason not too really. I mean Jennifer recently agreed to be on “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” with TILA TEQUILA! Knowing full well she’d be spending the rest of her day covered in flea dip while her clothes burn in a chimney in the backyard. So being in the same vicinity as someone trying to make a career for herself by being a “pump-me-up-and-sex-me doll” seems quite tame in comparison.

As for the pictures attached to this post, they are of Heidi on the set for the movie, and judging by them I think it’s safe to say that when Heidi dies her corpse would stay pliable and not decompose for thousands of years. I’m actually seriously contemplating digging her up after she offs herself and having a “Real doll” that could pass down for generations.

Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
 

Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton From a Bully into a Pussy(cat)

Jennifer Aniston appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres show today where she told Ellen she’s the one who cured Perez Hilton of his bullying antics and made him into a gentler celebrity blogger.

Ellen: We should talk about Perez Hilton because Perez Hilton was a guy who was doing some nasty things to a lot of celebrities. He was on our show and was talking about how it was going to change. When the bullying thing was happening and a lot of kids were committing suicide, he realized he was a bully. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him about it. I think it’s a fascinating story. I’d like you to share.
Jennifer: I did. I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, “Who is that?” And she says, “I think that’s Perez Hilton.” I said, “No. I have to say something to him. I have to.” So I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, “Hi.” And he went, “Hi.” We stood there like two deer in headlights. And I just said, “Come here. Just talk to me for a second.” It was one of those great moments. It was a lovely meeting and I was just like, “Why are you so mean?” There’s something really great about putting a human being in front of another human being and then the reality that those words, even if it’s for humor or effect or whatever, there’s a human being behind all of that…And he’s kept it up too which is good.
Ellen: Because of you.
Jennifer: I say good for him and keep it up.

Right, time to blow our own trumpets and say it’s one thing for kids in school to pick on other defenceless kids. That clearly is bullying. But those who blog about celebs are doing society a service (you are welcome society), in calling out the attention addicts in Hollywood. Celebrities surround themselves with yes people when in reality they need to hear the other side of it. Example, Aniston, STFU you stupid moron.

Obviously we are jealous that we haven’t become as successful as Perez, but the truth is he got to the top not by making witty comment aimed to hurt at a deeper level, but by drawing cum stains on pictures of celebrities in Microsoft Paint, and making them cry that way. Now  that he is at the top he wants to clean up is image a bit. We here however haven’t quite reached that point and never will, so there is no reason for us to clean up our act, thus…

Alright, so we decided to make him look sophisticated, but only because drawing fake cum all over his face is pretty much what we imagine he looks like at any given moment, and thus no point in doing so.

Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy Jennifer Aniston Turned Perez Hilton into a Nice Boy
 

Jennifer Aniston Looks Like a Real Doll

If you’re over 25 you look stupid posing as a Lolita. Once you hit close to 45, posing as a Lolita is just begging to be made fun of. Which is exactly what Jennifer Aniston is doing here thus I’ve decided to heed Jennifer’s plea for mockery.

Seen here, Jennifer is posing for Allure Magazine in what looks like some twisted ad for Snuggles fabric softener. They photoshopped her so much she actually appears to be a sex doll, and trust me, I know what a sex doll looks like… Not only that, they also decided sticking her into a 10 year olds bed and giving her a teddy bear was a great idea, since pedophiles seem to be Allure’s target audience. Don’t get me wrong, 10 years ago I wanted bang Jennifer like the shutters on a Cape Cod home. But not as a 10 year old.

Having said all that I feel like complimenting Stepford Aniston here on her remarkable Oscar worthy performance in “Lars and the Real Girl”.

Jennifer Aniston in Allure Magazine Jennifer Aniston in Allure Magazine Jennifer Aniston in Allure Magazine Jennifer Aniston in Allure Magazine Jennifer Aniston in Allure Magazine
 

Chelsea Handler Clearly Hates Angelina Jolie, Called her a F**king C**t, F**king B**ch

Jennifer Aniston’s new best bud, Chelsea Handler, went off on Angelina Jolie (and some random girl in the audience) during a stand-up performance in New Jersey over the weekend, calling Jolie a f**king homewrecker among other awesome foul mouthed things.

Why this leather-faced, sucked-to-get-where-she-is, unoriginal, unfunny praying mantis gets any attention is a mystery to me. However this must be the first time I laughed at a Chelsea Handler joke. Mostly because I like swear words.

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said. “I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”

In one corner we have an A-list no-talent drug addled homewrecking Medusa and in the other corner we have a perpetually besotted hypocritical blowhard who isn’t fit to wash Kathy Griffin’s camo bikini with her tongue… Either way a bitch is gonna get cut in this cat fight.

I’m Team Debbie Reynolds on this one, in other words I don’t give a crap about either Chelsea/Aniston or Angelina.

 

Jennifer Aniston stunning in purple bikini

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t understand why everyone feels so sorry for her. It’s pretty simple, really. It has a little something to do with a woman named Angelina Jolie, a man named Brad Pitt and the fact that the world just can’t let go. I sincerely doubt Aniston gives much thought to Brad these days. It’s been years which is pretty much forever by Hollywood standards. If Jen can get over it, maybe we should too. Let’s focus on what’s really important – Jen’s crazy hot body and the fact that she isn’t too shy to show it off. The only news we should be thinking about right now is that Jennifer was on vacation in Mexico and stepped out looking that smoking hot. The best revenge is to live well and it looks like Jen has that down.

tn 8 Jennifer Aniston stunning in purple bikini

Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston
See the rest of Jennifer Aniston stunning in purple bikini pictures


© HQ Celebrity, 2010. | See pictures of all Celebrities |

 

Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini in Mexico

Jennifer Aniston escaped to Los Cabos in Mexico over Thanksgiving, and she wasn’t alone, she brought a bikini-clad Chelsea Handler with her, she probably though “I’ll just take Chelsea with me, that way I’ll at least be the hot one”. But it’s good to see Jennifer Maniston and Chelsea Mandler together at last after all these years. They actually just might have enough male chromosomes between them to make a cloned army of Vikings.

Naa I kid (at least in Jennifer’s case, Chelsea is still a she-devil), Aniston’s breasts are actually aging quite well. Much better than those Friend’s reruns. She obviously got the better part of whatever deal she and her nipples made with Satan.

Speaking of which, I was going to go to my local jeweller for some diamonds, think I’ll just contact Jennifer’s bikini top instead.

Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Jennifer Aniston Wearing a Bikini Chelsea handler in a Bikini Chelsea handler in a Bikini Chelsea handler in a Bikini Chelsea handler in a Bikini
 

Jennifer Aniston Said “RETARD.” People are Pissed.

This is so ridiculous, you would think that Angelina Jolie planned this diabolical scheme to get back at Jennifer to touching her man’s dick with her mouth: Jennifer Aniston was on Live with Regis and Kelly and during some funny story she dropped the R-bomb… and if you don’t know what the hell that means, join our boat. Because we didn’t know that “retard” was apparently a horrible thing to say nowadays.

On Live with Regis and Kelly Thursday, the Switch star, 41, was discussing dressing up as Barbra Streisand for the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar when she let the word slip.“You’re playing dress up!” Regis told her. She replied, “Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!”

Peter Berns, CEO of The Arc (a nonprofit advocate for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities), tells UsMagazine.com it was “extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate.”

Of course several uptight organizations are getting on Jen An’s case over this word. We don’t support racism, but we ARE getting sick and tired of people’s strangely conservative attitudes anymore. If we want to call a dumb, motor skill-impaired woman a stupid cunt, we should have the right to. Even if we went as far as calling her a flaming retarded cuntbag of shit… it should be okay.

WE GOT YOUR BACK, JEN!

 

If all else fails, well, Jennifer Aniston still has her legs

article-0-090B9D2D000005D11C-367_468x887Jennifer Aniston was pictured arriving on the set of her new movie Just Go With It yesterday, and look, we all know that these days she’s to box office what poison is to rats, but at least she has an incredible set of legs to look at when drowning her sorrow in gin. And as far as the movie goes, the producers had the good sense to cast Heidi Montag in it, so we’re sure she’s going to save the movie from tanking. 3D mega-tits as floaties anyone?

jenaniston1jenaniston2jenaniston3

 

Jennifer Aniston: Coco Is Sweet, Funny, Creative

Jennifer Aniston is in awe of 5-year-old Coco Arquette.

The Bounty Hunter star, who is godmother to her close friend Courteney Cox Arquette's daughter, says she spends as much time with her as possible.

"Coco calls me Nouna. I see her almost every weekend and she's really turning into such a lovely little girl," Jen says. "She's sweet, funny, and creative and we just sit there in awe of her."

Though she's talked in the past about wanting to start a family of her own, the former Friends actress says she couldn't be happier with her life at the moment.

"I'm extremely happy. I have a very simple life. I have great friends and a happy and fulfilling career, I feel very lucky."