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Jennifer Lopez’s Booty Has Some Mileage

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Considering all the great Jennifer Lopez booty profiles we’ve been getting from the American Idol set lately, I hope this show keeps going for a few more seasons. Because J-Lo’s booty clearly still has a couple prime years left, and if they were smart, they’d get as much mileage out of it as they can. Forget these set pictures, I’m talking entire theme episodes dedicated to it. I’m telling you, I bet it’d pull in the best ratings the show’s gotten in years.

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Don’t Just Stand There, Bust A Move: Famous Folks Who Started Off As Dancers

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These famous folks broke it down like crippled clowns on stage and as choreographers.

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Jennifer Lopez’s White Hot Booty Profile

I have no idea who still watches American Idol these days, but I’m sure as hell glad somebody does. Because it means every once in a while we get treated to great shots like this of Jennifer Lopez and her famous booty heading into the studio. Anyway, since this is an extremely rare sighting, like Bigfoot or a blogger wearing a tie, make sure you enjoy it. Because trust me, you don’t want to be forced to watch American Idol just to get your J-Lo booty fix.

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Max & Emme Muñiz: Library Trip

Exclusive... Jennifer Lopez's Children Visit The Library

Jennifer Lopez’s 5-year-old twins Max & Emme visited the library in Calabasas, Calif. with friends on Friday (February 21).

Emme clutched onto her teddy bear while they headed back to their car.

Jennifer Lopez will be returning back to television in the NBC series Shades of Blue.

According to E! News the American Idol judge will play Harlee McCord – “a single mother and detective who is recruited to work undercover for the FBI’s anti-corruption task force”.

She will also be executive producer on the show – working alongside Ryan Seacrest and her manager Benny Medina. In 1994 she had a regular role in Second Chances.

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Jennifer Lopez Gets All Glammed Up

So I took one look at these photos of Jennifer Lopez and immediately wondered if they’re new or old because, to me, they look like they could’ve been snapped when Jennifer first started out but they also look like they could’ve just been snapped a few days ago. That really says a lot about Jennifer and her timeless beauty. She looks every bit as stunning now as she did way back when. That’s pretty impressive. Has she had a bit of work? Perhaps here or there but that doesn’t matter to me. She hasn’t gone overboard with it. She still looks like the same person. Beautiful woman. I don’t know when these photos were snapped but I am sure I love each and every one of them.

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Jennifer Lopez: 17 Fashion-Forward Moments

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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Legs In West Hollywood

Ah, Lady Lopez – how gorgeous is she? Absolutely stunning, I saw. This is a woman who just doesn’t age. Well, that isn’t entirely true. If you look at old photos of her, you can clearly see she’s aged but in the best possible way. I dare say Jennifer is sexier now than she was back then. In these photos, taken in West Hollywood, Jennifer is looking every bit the proper diva. She’s got the glasses on, the hair and makeup done and all of the rest and she looks fabulous. I want to be Jennifer’s best friend. Who do I talk to about making that happen?

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New sexy Jennifer Lopez performance pics from Madrid

You know, it’s weird. There are a lot of Jennifer Lopez songs I like but there are just as many that I loathe yet despite that fact, I would absolutely love the opportunity to see Lopez in concert. I really don’t think Jennifer Lopez concerts are all about the music. They’re also about entertainment and just sitting back and enjoying the show this woman puts on. These photos of Jennifer performing live at  Palacio de los Deportes, Madrid seem to back that belief up. She looks like she lives for the stage – like she was born to be there. It’s sometimes hard for me to remember that she started out as an actress and transitioned to the world of music. I don’t think she has the best voice in the business but her performances are always a spectacle. It’s no wonder she’s in such great shape. She gets a workout every time she hits the stage.

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Jennifer Lopez and her beautiful family

Father time has certainly been kind to Jennifer Lopez. The woman looks just as gorgeous now as she did when she first broke out in the business, perhaps even more so. Jennifer has been blessed in ways beyond her physical appearance though. She seems to have built a lovely family for herself. In these photos, we see Jennifer with boyfriend, Casper Smart, and her daughter (with ex-husband, Marc Anthony), Emme, as they have a nice family day in the pool. I have to admit, Jennifer never looks quite as happy and quite as at peace as she looks when she’s with her children. She must lead a very hectic life with her music career back in shape so it’s great to see her spending a little time relaxing and taking a little time for her family.

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Jennifer Lopez is always going to be gorgeous.

These photos from Wet Republic in LA just seem to reinforce a belief I’ve held for the last several years – Jennifer Lopez is never going to age and she’s going to look stunning forever. It’s a little ridiculous. If anything, she’s only gotten more attractive as the years have passed. She looks more mature now than when she did when she first started getting noticed in the industry but that more mature look really works for her. She is simply stunning. Her bone structure is incredible and she clearly knows how to take care of herself. I’m not sure how I feel about her relationship with Casper Smart but that’s her business, not mine. If she’s having fun and he treats her with respect, all the more power to her. Love seeing J-Lo doing so well. I hope that continues even though she’s no longer an “American Idol” judge. She will be missed.

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Sexy new performance pics of Jennifer Lopez

Rumor has it Nigel Lithgow isn’t convinced Jennifer Lopez is really done with “American Idol”. He’s the executive producer so you’d think he’d know. He is hoping she’ll decide to return and share the judge’s panel with newly appointed judge, Mariah Carey. Hmmm … I’m not sure he’s thought that one through. I can’t see the purpose of having two pop-divas on the panel. I can’t even imagine how they’d get along. I suppose it doesn’t really matter because I’m pretty convinced Jennifer’s leaving even if Nigel isn’t. It’s a shame too. Just look at these performance pics of Jennifer Lopez in New Jersey. The woman really knows how to put on a show. She might not be the most talented singer but she commands the stage and I think that counts for a lot in pop music. Plus she’s hot. Super hot. I guess we’ll see how it all plays out in the next few weeks.

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart spending some quality time together.

Oh to be Jennifer Lopez. She has had an incredible career that, although it’s been a little up and down, had made her one of the most famous woman in the world. She’s stunningly beautiful even without makeup and she has two beautiful children she adores. Plus, ya know, she has a piece of man candy like Casper Smart on her arm. I’m not sure I’m a big fan of the guy but he definitely looks good next to her. More importantly, he seems to make her happy. I’m not going to say these two are headed for the alter or are even in it for the long run but the girl just went through a tough breakup with the father of her kids. If a girl’s gonna rebound she might as well do it in style.

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Jennifer Lopez still has an ass that won’t quit.

Even after all these years, Jennifer Lopez still has one of the finest backsides in the business and she still isn’t shy about showing it off. In these photos from Soñando por Bailar, Argentina, Jennifer looks fabulous. Her dress compliments her finest physical features beautifully – most of all that fine rear end she’s so famous for. It looks like that hasn’t gone unnoticed. If I were to ever meet the lovely Miss. Lopez, I may have to bow down as well. It’s kind of amazing how much something like “American Idol” can impact a person’s career and reputation. Before Idol, Lopez was seen as a diva. Now she has a much more positive image. My mind is among the minds that were changed. I love this women. I hope she changes her mind and comes back for another season.

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Jennifer Lopez gets a little family time in

There was a time when I couldn’t stand Jennifer Lopez and that time wasn’t really all that long ago. She had that whole diva persona going on and it just turned me off. I always thought she was beautiful but that diva-tude sort of ruined that for me. After spending the last two seasons watching her on “American Idol” though, I have to say my perception of her has changed completely. She comes across as so much more down to earth and grounded on the show than I would’ve expected. Here in Rio de Janeiro, we get to see another thing I love about Jennifer – her love for her children. She just seems so happy and at peace when she’s with her children. Of course it doesn’t hurt that she also looks fabulous.

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Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol?

This season might be Jennifer’s last on American Idol, sources say. Jennifer Lopez hasn’t officially made her decision, but several sources are claiming that she is gone. Why would she pass up all that money and publicity? Well, sources say it’s because she is just too busy. The 42-year-old star is going on tour with Enrique Iglesias this summer, with plans to go worldwide in the fall.

That means she would be overseas around the same time the next round of Idol auditions would kick off,

“It is just like any working mom’s dilemma. It’s tough. You have to put them first and then you have all these other things that you have to do, and you have to make sure that they’re OK. It’s a balancing act.” Lopez told E! News this week.

But don’t expect FOX to let her go so easily. Sources say that really want to keep her on the show. They are not afraid of throwing more cash her way. Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol? Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol? Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol? Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol?

 

Jennifer Lopez’ Hot Performance On Idol!

Jennifer Lopez performed her song ‘Dance Again’ on Idol last night and set the place on fire! You can click here and watch the incredibly sexy performance.

How does she do it? 42-years-old, two children and she still looks this good? She looks better than most girls half her age! She needs to let everyone in on her secret to looking so good. It must be some newly formed pill or something. Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol!

 

The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch!

The British Boy band, ‘The Wanted’ has finally said what everyone else has been thinking for a few years now. The band performed on, ‘The Voice’ recently and talked about meeting Christina Aguilera, “She is a total bitch. She might not be a total bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch…she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.” Tony Parker said.

“She was quite rude. I mean who does that?” Siva Kaneswaran added. Max George even called Christina “scary.” Making it clear that they do not like Christina at all. The band was also asked to compare their time on The Voice with their recent appearance on American Idol, “J. Lo’s hot, Christina’s nothing special.” Max George said.

Finally! Finally someone had the guts to call out Christina for the bitch she is. We think she is just insecure because of all the weight she has gained. She is just so defensive because she knows that she has let herself go. It’s sad really. A diet and some jumping jacks could really change her life. The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch!

 

Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez

About time! It has been nine months since the couple separated and now Marc Anthony is finally making it official. He filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez in Los Angeles Superior Court this week. Guess what he said the reasoning was? Irreconcilable differences! Of course, that is what every celebrity couple checks. Why don’t they really put what happened? “We are both tired of having sex with each other and want to branch out.”

Anthony is asking the judge to dismiss any spousal support for Jennifer Lopez and is seeking joint custody of the couple’s twins. It looks like this will be a fairly quick and easy divorce. Both parties seem to have already agreed on what will happen.

We have to say, Jennifer and Marc are both handling this divorce very professionally. They are still working together and they still seem to like each other. Maybe they both got out of it at just the right time, right before “dislike” turns into “I freaking hate you and your fat brother!”

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Sexy bikini pics of Jennifer Lopez in Rio De Janeiro

Every time I write about Jennifer Lopez I talk about how much I love her. Now that “American Idol” is on the air again and I’m seeing her several times a week on television, I love her even more. I’m a bit hot and cold on Jennifer’s music although I love her acting but I really became a fan with “Idol”. She’s had a hard time escaping the ‘diva’ label and I think the show is finally starting to help her do that. Each time an episode airs, we get to see Jennifer as a real person who sincerely seems to care about the contestants on the show. Here in Rio De Janeiro, Jennifer is showing off two things I’ve always loved about J-Lo – her body and her confidence. This woman is all woman. Love to see her doing so well again.

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Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz at the 84th Academy Awards

Sorry folks, I just didn’t see the Jennifer Lopez nip slip everyone seems to be talking about today. Jennifer is laughing off the reports, claiming she was too tightly packed into her dress for anything to pop out and I suppose I believe her. I don’t think it really matters. In my always humble opinion, Jennifer was the best dressed lady at the Oscars this year. Sexy but yet classy – she stole the show although I have to admit Cameron Diaz isn’t looking to shabby either. I’ve always admired Cameron’s laid back style but she definitely knows how to glam it up as well. I love that she and Jennifer got to present together at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. They make a striking pair. For me, this was one of the best moments of the show.

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Did J-Lo’s Nipple Make a Guest Appearance on The Academy Awards Stage?

Twitter is all a-buzz with ‘J-Lo’s Nip Slip’ chaos — Was that her nipple? Did you see it? That totally looked like her nipple, right? OMG, I think that was her nipple!

Indeed, whether it was from an areola shaped shadow or if it was her nipple itself, it sure did look like J-Lo had a Janet Jackson style wardrobe malfunction. When Jennifer Lopez was joined onstage by Cameron Diaz to present an award, a very dark, circular figure appeared in stark relief on J-Lo’s left breast. Some are simply positive that it was her nipple, and some are convinced that it was merely a funny placed shadow.

But, one thing is for certain: she looked hideous. Possible nipple sighting or not, J-Lo made it onto every worst dressed list for the gown that may have revealed too much, including ours. She did redeem herself, though, when she showed up to Vanity Fair’s after party — boy toy Casper Smart on her arm, by the way — wearing another uber-revealing gown. But! This one was absolutely stunning, highlighting her perfect… assets…

After J-Lo partied the night away, her personal stylist, Rob Zangardi, informed her of the nip slip rumors where Jennifer proceeded to laugh hysterically. Rob, who personally helped J-Lo get into the gown, told TMZ ‘Lopez assured the team [that] she was so tightly packed into her dress, there was no possible way a nip could’ve slipped.’ Hmm… will we ever really know if it was a true nip slip? No… but it’s nice to fantasize, right?

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Sexy new Jennifer Lopez photo shoot

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Jennifer Lopez before. Perhaps they’re a throwback to an earlier photo shoot. I don’t think it really matters either way. Jennifer is an incredibly beautiful woman and hasn’t lost a bit of her appeal over the course of her time in the spotlight. She was stunning when she first appeared on the scene back in the “Selena” days she she’s stunning now. I love the fact that Jennifer has curves. There are far too many women in Hollywood that are waif thin and look in need of a sandwich. Jennifer has always been proof that curves are sexy and that’s one of the things I love most about her. Love Jennifer – everything about her. Even in her undies, she’s still a class act all the way.

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Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Dear Shae, Know any good butt jokes? – Buttman, Boobman said you could help me out.

Dear Shae, Know any good ass jokes?

- Buttman, Boobman said you could help me out.
Dear Buttman,
I like the moniker Assman over Buttman, BUTT that’s just me.  Since you are a friend of Boobman, how can I refuse?  Here’s are a few from my Seriously FB page.
Seriously?
Dear ladies: If you’re tired of guys staring at your boobs, just turn around. We like ass too.
Call of Duty is great, but I’d much rather play Call of Booty.
Grandma… I know the words are similar but you “butt dialed” me… you didn’t “booty-call” me.
9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with a big butt, the 10th guy just prefers the 9 other men.
“Ladies first.”,  is just a polite way of saying I wanna check out your ass.
My girlfriend answered my booty call last night. God knows what she was doing with her sister’s phone.
Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper ass?….You’re wondering now.
Oral sex is a lot like smoking a cigarette…the flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.
I love Hungry-Hungry Hippos….What other game lets you slap somthing on the butt to open it’s mouth and swallow balls?   
I love women who have tattoos of a sunrise over their butt-crack…in 40 years it will look like an octopus diving for starfish.
One day my ex-wife asked me if her new jeans made her butt look big.  I said I don’t know, let me jog around back there and check.  Hence the ex-wife.
8-O

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Hot Jennifer Lopez filming in Peru

I know I’ve said it time and time again, but I really do love Jennifer Lopez. I don’t care about her personal life and all of that drama. Sure it’s interesting to read about but there are far more intriguing things about Jennifer to talk about. Her movies are nearly always panned by critics but to be honest, I actually like a good romantic comedy from time to time and she’s definitely made some good ones. As much as I hate admitting it in public, “Monster-In-Law” is one of my all time favorite movies in the rom-com genre. Her music has always been somewhat hit or miss with me but that can be said for just about every pop star out there. I’m just not a big fan of pop music but she’s released a few songs that I crank up and dance to in my living room when I’m feeling down. Here, Jennifer films “Q Viva! The Chosen” in Peru. The show will be a talent competition that I imagine will be similar to “American Idol”. Perhaps not, but I’ll be watching regardless. I’ll be watching for the same reason I watched “American Idol” this year – Jennifer. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I tuned in to AI for Steven Tyler but Jennifer was a wonderful bonus.

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Jennifer Lopez in Hawaii with her new boyfriend

So Jennifer Lopez is dating Casper, one of her backup dancers. Are they getting serious? Who knows for sure but these shots were taken as they frolicked on the beach together in Hawaii with Jennifer’s kids which is probably a pretty good sign that they are. I would love to know what it is with pop superstars and their backup dancers. We went down that road with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and, come to think of it, hasn’t Jennifer Lopez already gone down this road with ex-husband, Chris Judd. Anyway, I wish nothing but the best for Jennifer and Casper. Jennifer has had a rough go of it with the men in her life. I’d like to see her get it right. I love the woman. She deserves happiness and I’m hoping Casper can help her find it.

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Jennifer Lopez sexes it up at the AMAs

Yes! This is how you work it on stage at the American Music Awards. Jennifer Lopez may only have recently made her return to the spotlight but it’s like the woman was born to be there. I always thought she was a mega-diva of the highest order but having seen her on “American Idol” I think I have a better idea of who she really is. She’s a strong, driven and confident woman who projects the image she needs to project to make people respect her. I know I do. She’s one of the most fierce woman in the industry today and it’s nice to see her working her way back to the top where she belongs.

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JLo is banging her backup dancer

A couple of weeks ago we reported that JLo was having sex with some mystery kid after the two were pictured leaving her NYC hotel together. Well, we now know that he’s 24-year old Casper Smart and he’s one of her backup dancers (seen here with his tongue hanging out in Vegas back in September because who wouldn’t want to get his paws on that menopausal ass?).  When asked who his idols were, Casper mentioned K-Fed, Chris Judd and those dozen kids Madonna bangs. Because they are all visionaries.

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Sexy Jennifer Lopez upskirt shot

It really doesn’t matter how much time passes. Jennifer Lopez was one of the sexiest women in the business when she first hit the scene and she remains one of the sexiest women in the business to this day. Jennifer’s backside was teh hottest thing in Hollywood long before big butts were considered a good thing for a mainstream artist. I had a problem with Jennifer for many years because she gave off a diva sort of vibe but after watching her on “American Idol” I started to see her more clearly. She is who she needs to be to survive in a very tough industry. In these pictures from Argentina, we not only get a closer look at that famous backside but we also get to see Jennifer being who she is – a confident and classy babe who knows exactly what to wear to show off her body without looking trash. I love this woman.

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Jennifer Lopez is banging this guy now

Apparently, this guy has been pictured next to Jennifer Lopez while exiting her NYC hotel twice in a row in two days, which can only mean the two are having sex. And since we’ve already taken the path of journalistic integrity and hard core facts, her stomach is looking a bit bloated in these pictures, so he must have impregnated her in the elevator on their way down. Right after she told him she was an equal opportunity employer when it came to penises of all economic classes and that the H&M bag he was holding was really turning her on.

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.08.2011)

Someone told me JLo and Jennifer Aniston engaged in some sort of battle of the slits and thighs at Glamour’s Women Of The Year Awards but I was too mesmerized by Donatella Versace’s corpse-like beauty to notice.

Iggy Pop is the new face of Paco Rabanne perfume…which I’m assuming smells like unwashed hair and soiled underwear? This brand just committed suicide, didn’t it.

Kim Kardashian pictured arriving at LAX without make-up. She’s really, really hurting, you guys!

Christina Aguilera revisits her Disney days…and somehow makes Minnie look quite appealing. I have a thing for skinny chicks.

Coco goes shopping for clothes. Just trying to imagine the salesperson’s face when she asks for pants in size DDD.

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to Los Cabos for the second time in a month! “Good morning, George. I hate marriage.” “I’m booking us another vacation as we speak!”

Nicole Richie and her cleavage accepting the award for Style Influencer Of The Year. That tip on how to wear a scarf AND earrings at the same time had a profound effect on my life.

And now the Obamas taking drastic measures to resurrect the economy.

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Jennifer Lopez breaks down during concert, runs off stage sobbing

Jennifer Lopez was performing at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut Sunday night when she started crying in the middle of performing her 1999 song You Had My Love, then asked thousands of strangers to explain what love is, because after three failed marriages and two engagements she has no freaking clue, and then stormed off the stage sobbing. So either she still has feelings for Marcos Antonius Skeletus or she overheard one of her lifters complaining how her bling-encrusted ass had just pulverized his spine. I’ll go with the second one.

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First pics of Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper together

It’s official, Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper are now an item, which makes me very happy only because I get to call them something completely stupid like Bradnifer Coopez, and update my Bradley Cooper jokes by replacing the words sour lemons with chili con carne and salsa (i would have gone with enchiladas but didn’t want to be called a racist). Meanwhile, TMZ reports that the two are “casually dating” and not calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend. Great. So Bradley Cooper just wanted the sampler for the “Older And Less Attractive Lady With Midlife Crisis” on the menu. “Hmm, this tiny burrito is certainly delicious. Can i stick my penis in it? And no thanks, i won’t be taking the leftovers home, I’m full.”

PS: Bradnifer has her hands in her face because apparently that’s the latest hand signal for “Over here, TMZ. Awesome and timely response you guys!”

 

Hot booty shot of Jennifer Lopez on stage

Every time I write about Jennifer Lopez, I feel the need to mention my opinion of her changed completely after watching her as a judge on “American Idol”. Before I thought she was the diva to end all divas and that colored my opinion of her as a performer. After Idol, I started seeing her as less of a diva and more as a misunderstood woman whose strength and confidence comes off as something else in the press. I am still not the biggest fan of her music but I’ll admit, I’ve shaken my ass to “On the Floor” in my living room a few times. I actually really like that one – aside from the “get sick on the floor” line. Someone really should’ve thought about the visual that one gives. Anywho, here is a hot booty shot of Jennifer Lopez at the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Pretty sexy stuff. I have “On the Floor” stuck in my head now though and that’s kind of annoying.

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Jennifer Lopez is having a hard time getting over Marc Anthony

Here’s Jennifer Lopez around 4am at Pure Nightclub in Ceasars Palace Las Vegas (dancing to her own song naturally) and if you squint really hard you will see that those droplets around her face are not perspiration but tears. Because getting over a man with empty eye sockets and sellotape all over his body so his brittle and fragile bones remain attached during his salsa dancing is a hard thing to do. “Now can we get more tequilla up here? And more grinding, i need more grinding, my soul is bleeding!!!”

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Jennifer Lopez and her Nebula of an ass perfromed in Vegas over the weekend

Jennifer Lopez was one of the acts performing on the second and last day of the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas over the weekend where she had all her backup dancers sign a contract forbidding them to make funny faces or stare at her ass as if they just witnessed a large meteorite hitting the stage and instead pretend to be woed by it and whistle at the sight. And you thought she was a succubus in need of constant attention.

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Bradley Cooper adds JLo to his resume

TMZ reports that Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper had a “romantic” dinner in NYC last night, at Per Se, a restaurant on Columbus circle which means he probably had her gigantic ass for dessert. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. It’s only been 5 months since he broke up with possibly the only woman in Hollywood who laughs and lemons start squirting out of her ass (Renee Zellweger for those living under a rock), and he’s already reportedly dated Jennifer Aniston, Olivia Wilde and Charlize Theron. Come on, he’s not that good-looking, what’s the catch here? Oh, wait, JLo used to be married to a tree branch, so this is a definite upgrade. It all makes sense now.

 

Get Ready to See a Whole Lot More of Brooklyn Decker’s Titties on the Big Screen

Proud boob owner Brooklyn Decker recently played a boob owner in Adam Sandler’s laff-riot Just Go With It and everyone was like “Oh, the swimsuit model is acting, that’s happened before, OK, it’s one movie, it’s her Fair Game, no big deal.” But, uh, big deal! Big deal alert! Decker is already slated to appear in the Oscar bait movie Battleship, based on the game Battleship, and now she’s landed another role. She’s going to play opposite Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez in the post-sex comedy What to Expect When You’re Expecting. That’s a big movie! And Brooklyn Decker is in it. So this is happening, guys.

According to Entertainment Weekly:

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and dreamgirl from Adam Sandler’s Just Go With Ithas signed on to co-star with Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz in the film, which takes its inspiration from the best-selling, non-fiction pregnancy guide. Decker will play Skyler, trophy wife of a much older husband, whose remarkably easy pregnancy – with twins no less – makes the other moms-to-be in her social circle loath her even more.

She’s done it guys. She and her big, beautiful titties have made it in Hollywood. *Sheds tear*

 

Jennifer Lopez Slips a Boob On German TV

Jennifer Lopez suffers a wardrobe malfunction over the weekend, where her boob was simply so damn hot that her dress could not contain it and it flopped out on German TV show “Wetten, dass…?” filmed in Palma, Spain. The story gets better though.

Let’s backtrack first. We’re a tad offended that J.Lo would go ahead and accidentally show her tits to all of Germany before she accidentally showed them to us on our popular TV shows. (We’ve been patiently waiting for more details on her sex tape, and all we get is Khloe Kardashian on “Fox and Friends”?) Furthermore, the events leading up to the titslip were kind of hilarious. Lopez arrived on “Wetten, dass…?” in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing a loose, flowing gown and unsteady high heels. Descending from the carriage got her off balance, the dress failed her, and the breast came out fully exposing her tortilla-sized areola.

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