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Megan Fox wanted to do Jennifer’s Body because the screenwriter wore stripper shoes

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It feels good to confirm, even if it is for the 100th time, that Megan Fox is the hottest air balloon out there. And definitely very happy to realize we might just get the chance to watch her playing a premium ham sandwich in a porn movie since the the adult industry thrives in stripper shoes.

Megan says of screenwriter Diablo Cody (for Jennifer’s Body): “She was really shy and really nice and she had on these six-inch pair of clear high heels, like the kind that strippers wear.

“I loved that in Hollywood here she was walking around in stripper shoes.

“It’s what swayed me to do the movie.”

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Shauna Sand showed up in her clear plastic stripper shoes, Megan Fox got carried away and the two made a movie? But it would have to be in a dessert so that the two can be naked…and then Megan gets really thirsty and her only choice to survive is to kill Shauna and drink from her implants…but after she does that she realizes that chugging saline is kinda like drinking sea water and so she strangles a camel (can’t find an ox in the dessert) and drinks its blood (Shauna’s as it turned out was too toxic to drink).