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Jerry Hall & Georgia May Jagger Strike A Pose

Model mom and daughter duo Jerry Hall and Georgia May Jagger teamed up to promote the Invisible Zinc sun care line at famed London department store Selfridges yesterday (May 26).

Georgia May clearly takes after both her famous parents - dad is Rolling Stones rocker Mick Jagger. The 18-year-old beauty was named Model of the Year at last year's British Fashion Awards.

 

Angelina Jolie is an Uncontrollable Sexbot

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Angelina Jolie and her lips have been destroying relationships since she hit puberty. It’s almost as if an evil genius scientist created Jolie in order to break up marriages and single-handedly increase the divorce rate. A recent article in The Daily Mail outlined Jolie’s sexual past, triggered by the release of a book that reveals Jolie’s tumultuous affairs with pretty much everyone in Hollywood. Even Mick Jagger, who is 32 years her elder:

Mick Jagger had an affair with Angelina Jolie whilst he was still married to Jerry Hall, a new book has sensationally claimed.

It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song Anybody Seen My Baby?, while she was still married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller.

And it is claimed they enjoyed a second affair six years later in 2003, while the womanising rocker was with his latest lover L’Wren Scott.

The book is called “Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: The True Story” and it was written by the US biographer Jenny Paul. Jenny spent probably way too much time investigating the hunting habits of Angelina Jolie’s pussy; she has even been rumored to get her information from Jolie’s friend Texas Terri and an ex-boyfriend of her mother, Bill Day.

Fun sex trivia in the book includes little nuggets like Angelina started sleeping with Colin Farrell four months after being on set with him in the movie “Alexander.”  But that is much less controversial compared to how her relationship with Brad “we’re going to have 13 kids” Pitt began.

In a string of other allegations, Paul also claims that Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Miller when she met Brad Pitt in 2004.

The new book also outlines an account of how Angelina Jolie and her current partner Brad Pitt got together. When they first met, he was still married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston.

‘Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr & Mrs Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,’ says Paul.

According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Angelina Jolie’s crotch is kind of like a man-eating tiger. It gets to have its meals when it wants and from whomever it wants. Even if Brad Pitt was married to a ridiculously hot actress, Jolie had the power to strip him away from the marriage and eat him alive.

It’s understandable that Johnny Depp’s wife, Vanessa Paradis, is concerned about Depp’s role in the new movie, “The Tourist.” There is supposedly a very steamy sex scene between Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp in the movie – and Paradis asked Johnny to quit the film after catching wind of it. After all, Johnny Depp is the attractive kind of weirdo that might cause Jolie’s nether-regions to sniff the air and label him as its next target.

Hopefully Jolie will stay satisfied with Brad and her legion of kids… or else Mr. Depp will have to start guarding his loins with lock and key.

 

Kelly Brook to get naked in new theatre gig

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Ok, time to move to London because every TAS worth getting a boner for seems to be finding their artistic expression in prancing around naked on a theatre stage like it was their darn living room.

Here’s Kelly Brook as Miss September in a promotional picture for the upcoming play Calendar Girls (previously played by Jerry Hall) posing with just a couple of cherry-topped ice-buns and, er, an ugly old lady who we’d prefer clothed and with a bag over her head (but we’ll just have to close our eyes when it’s her turn to show us her ancient pyramids on stage). And honestly, who cares if she can’t act/sing/dance? All we know is that we have a sudden urge to lick cherry-topped ice-buns.

Also check out the pics of busty Kelly giving us an eyefull as she was coming out of a chatshow she guest-appeared in order to promote her new theatre gig.