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Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with 19 women

And the search for the perfect Nazi vagina continues…

Kat Von D took to her Facebook page on Sunday to announce that she had just met the 19th girl Jesse James had slept with (they broke up again, by the way) and express her disappointment at his inability to change despite all her efforts. So let me get this straight. She basically took him on as a science project to prove her theory that a guy with the propensity to bang a dozen girls just on his way to get his morning coffee, can change and be faithful in a monogamous relationship only to find out he’s still dreaming of the perfect white supremacist vagina? Really, what are the odds of this happening? And now Sandra Bullock with the statistical data.

“Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.
I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.
There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.
I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself. I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working.”

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Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again

Kat Von D  spent the weekend publicizing her latest break-up with Jesse James after a stripper/prostitute or some sort of Nazi poon (all educated guesses here, but let’s go with it) with a golden heart and genital wards (again, let’s go with it) tried to warn Kat by publishing the following on cheaterville.com:

‘Why don’t you finally be a man and tell everyone why Kat dumped you this time?

‘Is it because you lied to her and said that you didn’t see anyone while you two were ‘on a break’. How did she find out about me Jesse? I know you didn’t tell her, and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t even know that you two got back together until the entire world found out.’

PS: Kat is pictured here with her father, who spent the weekend comforting his daughter. And by comforting we mean gazing with empty eyes ahead and cursing the rubber that broke 28 years ago, because if it wasn’t for that he wouldn’t be knee deep into this tattooed nazi vagina mess and most likely a superstrain of STD virus staring him in the face and calling him”daddy”.

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Jesse James & Kat Von D Have Split Up

My dear, dear friends, this is a sad day indeed: Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement and broken up. Didn’t see that coming, did you? Just like none of us saw the news of Amy Winehouse dying coming.

E! News reports:

Kat broke the news tonight on Twitter, posting, “I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
The couple began dating in August 2010, shortly after the scandal broke of the 42-year-old James cheating on ex-wife Sandra Bullock.

These two beautiful souls should have stood the test of time. Jesses was later quoted saying, “I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.” You guys, honestly, if an insecure serial monagamist and a lying cheater can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Now please, someone, tell me they were both dumb enough to get ginormous tattoos of each other’s names on that one remaining clear patch of skin they had.

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Jesse James is Still a Nazi “Historian”

Somewhere in Hollywood, Mel Gibson is kissing a picture of Jesse.

Let’s recap for a second: Just after Jesse James was caught cheating on Sandra Bullock last year, a photo of him doing a Nazi salute while wearing an SS officer’s hat made the rounds. His number one mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee, then did a fetish Nazi shoot, wearing a swastika armband.

Then today  Jesse, who is going for the worst ex-boyfriend in America award, is caught in another Nazi scandal. This time due to a picture finding it’s way online of him driving a car while his friend wears a Nazi hat and does a Nazi salute. He also crayola-ed a children’s book character to look like Adolf Hitler.

Via Us Weekly:

“He’s into history,” an insider explains of the undated pics, which were posted in October.
Adds the source, who insists James isn’t a skinhead, “The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”

Oh right, he’s just into history. Why is it these weirdos that are obsessed with Nazi crap always claim that as their excuse, and why don’t they ever seem to also collect anything else of historical significance besides Nazi crap? Then again, he does seem like such an academically enthused person, so maybe there is some truth in the “he’s into history” excuse. I’m sure he and Kat von D sit around at night for hours discussing the implications of the signing of the Magna Charta and the Federalist Papers.

Jesse, for future reference, here’s what you need to know about the “history buff” excuse:
You can study the Nazis all you like, but under no circumstances do you wear their stuff. If the hat slips off the top of the bookcase onto your head, do not salute and pretend you have a mustache. Cross that line – you’s a Nazi.

 

Bombshell McGee Kisses and Licks Sandra Bullock

Bombshell McGee’s hobbies include Nazi paraphernalia and home-wrecking. Here she is licking a victim of the latter (in photo form). Taken while she was getting Lasik eye surgery, which explains the cap and iodine eyes.

Now we here at TheDailyFix are all about being pricks and being complete douchebags to celebrities (be they worthy of it or not), but even we are offended by this. In one word this woman is a cunt. A shining example of a cunt. A grade KKK cunt. She belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS).

There really isn’t anything more to say, except that now that poor magazine has Aids. She might as well take it home and line her cage with it.

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Kat Von D Is Not Pregnant

They're definitely dating, but there's no baby on the way for lovebirds Jesse James and Kat Von D.

A rep for the tattoo artist dismissed the pregnancy rumors - which were prompted by recent pics - today, saying, "They've only been dating for a few weeks. She is not pregnant. That's absolutely absurd."

There may not be baby news, but things seem to be moving along quite quickly for the inked-up pair. Asked by People if Sandra Bullock's ex could be "The One," 28-year-old Kat replied, "I believe he is."

 

Michelle Bombshell McGee to box porn star

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has found another way to keep her 15 minutes of  whore fame going (we were going to say “15 minutes of shame”, but that’s not applicable to this one), and earn some more cash in the process. McGee will be boxing porn star Gina Lynn today (May 7). The fight will be sponsored by BoneBreakerz.com as a “celebrity boxing match” called Celebrity Boxing 19. The event will be held at Pennant East in Bellmawr, New Jersey.

McGee has been training at Undisputed Gym in San Diego to prepare for her upcoming boxing match…not counting the cardio workout she’s been getting at her regular job as a stripper at the Las Vegas strip joint Deja Vu (she uses German heavy metal like “Feuer frei!” by Rammstein to get her in the mood for leg spreading).

This week McGee has been on radio shows to promote the match including the Howard Stern Show. Below are some excerpts from the classy interview:

On her opponent:

“If she pops my implants, I’m going to be pissed.”

On the first time Jesse James banged her:

“He was going to show me around and show me some stuff.”  “On the couch…it was hot. Yeah. It wasn’t excellent. It was fun…I think I got bent over the coffin couch.Michelle said Jesse’s penis was “very average” but his hands were strong: “He literally ripped [my leggings] off because they’re spandex…ripped them right off.”

On why Sandra Bullock and her 9 dogs are to blame:
Michelle refused to say whether or not Jesse used condoms when he was with her, but did reveal that he was able to have sex with her 4 times a night–twice a week. When she’d ask about Sandra he’d brush it off: “He was always, ‘I can’t talk about it. Shh.’” Michelle said she felt for Sandra Bullock (”I feel bad for her. I do.”) but thought she should share the blame: “They slept with 9 dogs in the bed…she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”

On Jesse James being a cheapskate:

“He’s kinda hard to get stuff out of, but when he opens up, he’s a real funny guy.” Michelle said she’d been in it for Jesse, not what he could give her: “He gave me a t-shirt once…it had wolves on it.” He never even took her out to eat: “I didn’t even get a slice of pizza.”

On being a white supremacist and a fine lady:

“It was just something I did. Young, stupid, naive…started running with a bad group of kids, got into stupid stuff. Things I regret.” Howard wondered what led her to embraced ‘white supremacist’ ideas, so Michelle clarified: “No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff.”
Howard also asked about the ‘cunt’ tattoo on her thumb, so Michelle clarified: “It says ‘evil cunt.’ I’m absolutely an evil cunt.”

 

Jesse James checks into sex rehab

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A rep for the West Coast Choppers boss released a statement yesterday confirming reports that Jesse James had entered a rehab facility to seek help.

“Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues,” his rep said in a statement to People. “He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.”

A source told People that rehab was “100 percent his own idea.”

The type of rehab facility James’ is in was not disclosed in the statement.

However, a therapist at Sierra Tucson facility (Arizona) which specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, confirmed that Jesse James is now being treated there.

James allegedly told a police officer – who pulled him over on a freeway near Blythe, California, last Friday for driving without a license plate and driving with tinted windows – that he was going to Arizona to save his marriage.

 

And the tattooed whore parade begins for Jesse James as mistress #2 surfaces

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Tattooed stripper Michelle McGee isn’t the only woman Sandra Bullock’s hubby had an affair with, according to a new report.

Another mistress has come forward to allege she had a two-year fling with Jesse James and the bad boy biker’s ex-wife has also branded him a chronic cheater who just can’t help himself.

The latest woman, Melissa Smith, is also covered in tattoos and tells Star magazine that James, 40, contacted her through MySpace in 2006, a year after he married America’s Oscar-winning sweetheart.

She says they had steamy unprotected sex romps including one episode on his office couch when she visited him in California.

James promised to take her for a spin in one of his cars but after making polite conversation about the artwork on the walls of his office things got steamy.

“I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa told Star magazine.

 

Sandra Bullock not too keen on saving marriage

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Sandra Bullock has finally decided to break her silence and give her verdict on her husband’s alleged affair with tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee. Having already left the family home, Sandra has now made her intentions clear that she will not do anything to save her five-year marriage. The Oscar-winning actress has told friends that she can’t trust Jesse enough to give him another chance.

According to Contactmusic,

The US actress - who recently won an Oscar for her performance in ‘The Blind Side’ - told friends that since her husband of five years, Jesse James, cheated on her with tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGhee, she can’t trust him enough to give him another chance. A friend told the Chicago Sun Times newspaper: “Sandy has decided there’s no way their relationship can be fixed. Once the trust is gone, there’s nothing left.”

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Sandra Bullock in custody battle with jailed porn star

 

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America’s sweetheart, the actress Sandra Bullock, is being dragged into an unpleasant legal battle to prove that she is a better parent than her husband’s former wife, the star of more than 100 pornographic movies, the Times of London reported.

Bullock is backing claims by her husband Jesse James, the television celebrity, that they have made a good home for Sunny, his five-year-old daughter.

His ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, 40, star of such video titles as Mrs Behavin’, Sleeping Booty and Dyke Diner, disagrees. She has just been released from a six-month prison sentence for tax evasion.

When she was in jail in Oregon she reportedly sent her former husband a bitter text message that read: “U win. Sandra finally has her baby — congratulations.”

The tattooed blonde remains in a halfway house in Los Angeles until the end of this year when she can seek custody of her daughter.