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Joan Rivers on Deathbed. Horrible Comments Online

As I’m sure you all know by now, Joan Rivers, 81, is on life support at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York.  The comic had gone in for surgery on her vocal chords when she stopped breathing.  She was rushed to the hospital where her heart stopped beating.  Doctors where able to bring her back but she is now only alive due to the machines. Although her daughter Melissa states her mother is resting comfortably,  it doesn’t look good for Joan. While Joan is fighting for her life and quite frankly near death, the Internet has been set ablaze with horrible comments about the woman.

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Some responses on the TMZ website are such that TMZ should actually remove them. 

WhoDatTrueDat states:
“Oh just die already you mean bitch.”

Yuliflor says:
“Let’s be real here… she was a hateful woman. People will remember her as a bully that only talked trash about people to continue being relevant.  Karma.”

DefenderOfIsrael says:
“Does plastic decompose?”

TMZ,  you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing those types of remarks to stay on your site.  Joan Rivers, though disliked by many for her humor, is in fact a person. She was a comic. Many comedians make jokes and poke fun of other races and cultures.  It’s called HUMOR. You don’t like it, don’t listen to it. Her daughter is going through hell right now. Show some respect.  What if it was your mother? I’m sure you’d be highly upset.  I have no respect for those that have no heart and speak about people in such hurtful ways. They say Karma is a Bitch. Hmm….

 

When The Checks Stop Coming In: Joan Rivers Dropped By Norwegian Cruise Line Over Kidnapping Joke

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Joan Rivers mouth has cost her a paycheck and a summer vacation cruise to Alaska.

Norwegian Cruise Lines Drops Joan Rivers From Alaska Trip

Rivers jokes about Ariel Castro’s kidnapping victims weren’t funny to a “family friendly” cruise line, and now she’s out of a job!

According to Page Six reports:

She said on “Today,” when she was asked what it’s like living with her daughter, Melissa: “I’m still in the same stupid little room. Those women in the basement in Cleveland had more space.”

Reps for two of the women, Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus, demanded an apology, but Rivers refused, saying, “I’m a comedienne . . . There is nothing to apologize for. I made a joke. That’s what I do.”

She later reportedly said, “One of them has a book deal. Neither are in a psych ward. They’re OK . . . I bet you within three years, one of them will be on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ ”

But as a result of the drama, her summer vacation plans have now been scuttled. Joan and Melissa were booked on a July cruise to Alaska where they’d give lectures on board and travel in style with Melissa’s son, Cooper, 13.

But the cruise line called Rivers Friday to say the ship had already sailed. “Someone from their marketing team called Joan and said they didn’t want her,” said a source. “They said they’re a family-friendly brand.”

When contacted for comment, “Fashion Police” star Rivers told us, “Of course they canceled me! They were terrified what I would say after seeing the size of their cabins. They should be featured on ‘Orange Is the New Black.’ ”

She added of the boat ban, “It’s insane. Why would [the joke] affect anyone in Norway?”

But she figured it was all for the best since “they would have had some very nervous Jews. When I got on board, I would have given the captain a Breathalyzer test. We would have brought our own life jackets, and slept in the lifeboats.”

Rivers told us of the Cleveland comment that if she should apologize to anyone, it would be to Melissa, with whom she stars in a WE tv reality series, “for insulting the size of her guest room.”

Norwegian Cruise Line’s rep didn’t return calls.

SMH. Leave it to Joan Rivers to get the boot and keep the jokes coming. She always takes it a bit far but we are inclined that these jokes were tasteless.

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Watch Ya Mouth: Ariel Castro Victims Demand Apology From Joan Rivers For Joking About Their Horrific Experience

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Ariel Castro Victims Demand Apology From Joan Rivers

Resident Hollyweird loud mouth Joan Rivers has yet again found herself at the center of a mess, as the victims of scumbag Cleveland man Ariel Castro are demanding that she apologize after making a joke about their experience.

via Huffington Post

Attorneys for two women held in a Cleveland home and abused for a decade say Joan Rivers should apologize for comparing living in her daughter’s guest room with the captivity they experienced.

Rivers and her daughter were discussing their reality show Tuesday on NBC’s “Today” show when she complained about her living arrangements, saying, “Those women in the basement in Cleveland had more space.”

A Wednesday statement from attorneys for Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus calls Rivers’ remark hurtful and shocking. The attorneys say the women have endured painful media attention and the comment is “a new low” that warrants an apology.

Rivers’ publicist hasn’t responded to messages seeking comment.

Of all the things in the world to make light of, Joan should have known this one was off limits. SMH.

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Joan Rivers Wants to Slap Rihanna!

You can always count on Joan Rivers to say something stupid. The extremely old “comedian” didn’t like Rihanna’s interview with Oprah that aired last Sunday. She especially didn’t like the part where Rihanna said that she still loves Chris Brown — and she let the whole world know how she felt about it…

 

 

A little harsh, don’t you think? I don’t think slapping Rihanna would help her get over Chris Brown; if anything it would make her miss him even more. Plus, Rihanna said in the interview that Chris Brown has a new girlfriend and made it clear that they are not back together.

Rihanna responded to Joan’s tweet by telling Joan to “slap on some diapers.” It’s nice to see that they are both keeping things classy. Apparently, they are letting Andy Milonakis write their jokes for them. It’s kind of funny when celebrities comment on other celebrities’ lives, especially when you remember they get mad at us for doing the same thing.

People need to realize that life would be a very boring place without gossip. Stop acting like you’re “above” gossip; we’re all addicted to gossip.

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Joan Rivers Hates Newt Gingrich

Joan Rivers is one of the most annoying ladies on earth. She is extremely old and she still seems to think that she is funny, why? We’re not sure. Anyway, she went off on a little rant about Newt Gingrich recently and well…it kind of fell flat. Which is extremely sad because there is SO much to make fun of.

Joan said the following…

“Newt can never be president. Just the thought of him naked, gross! I don’t care about what Newt thinks — what is he going to do to me? He can go f**k himself.”

…what? She does realize that no one is waiting in line to see her old ass naked either, right? If you’re going to attack a politician, at least attack their positions — and trust me Newt takes a lot of attack-worthy positions.

However, if you really want to go personal with the attacks, then at least make fun of his scary ass wife. Have you seen that woman? She is so freaking creepy! Just look at the picture below…

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Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE]

On the most recent episode of, ‘Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best’ Joan proves she really does know best by getting high in a car with her friend. Joan and her friend Lynne parked their car and just decided to smoke some weed, why not? Maybe it might help relax Joan’s face a little bit. It has been looking a little uptight for a decade now, give or take a few years.

It turns out the weed did a little more than that, though. After they smoked the weed, they got hungry and decided they should go get some food. However, after Lynne tried to start the already running car, they decided it would be best not to drive. They did the responsible thing and called Joan’s daughter, Melissa!

Things get really weird when Joan is talking with Melissa on the phone. Joan can be heard laughing uncontrollably and bragging about how nice Lynne’s hair is. Eventually Melissa arrives to the scene and manages to get the potheads into her car, but not before they started shouting; “Food truck, food truck!”

There are lot of “WTF” moments in the video, so be sure to check it all out.

By the way, I realize the video is probably 100% fake. It’s too stereotypical not to be fake. Although, they did ask for some weird munching items like Cheerios, really? I guess when you are that old you have to eat heart healthy…even when you are stoned out of your mind. Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE]

 

Truly Terrifying Images of Joan Rivers without her Make-up!!! [Unbelievably Frightening Pictures Inside]

We all know that Joan Rivers is the queen of plastic surgery, her face more of a mask then a face. And, luck for us, the tenacious comedian decided to let her viewers in on what plastic surgery really is – from the first appointment to the brutal surgery to the painful aftermath, on her and her daughter Melissa’s E! reality show Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best. But, viewers got more than they bargained for when the mask came off, exposing the make-up free monster that lay beneath the layers of foundation and powders. Melissa Rivers, Joan’s daughter, was desperate to stop her mother from undergoing the surgery to ‘tune up’ her saggy neck. Melissa begged her mother, telling her ‘I don’t want you to die.’ But, the 78 year old comedian was relentless, replying to her daughter ‘My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.’ And, shockingly, even though Joan has to have been through, like, a thousand of these things, her nerves were plain to see as they wheeled her into the O.R. Nevertheless, the most shocking part of the entire episode wasn’t the ‘skintervention’ Melissa tried on her mother, nor the caustic comments of the 78 year old Joan. No, the most shocking part of the premiering episode was when we saw Joan remove ‘her face.’ Truly, it was terrifying. Check out the pictures below… you’ll see.
 

Snooki is a ‘Halloween Costume’ now!

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Forget about those celebrity wax statues at Madame Tussauds, Jersey Shore’s Snooki has just laid down a new yardstick for us to gauge the popularity of any celebrity. She has become the most sought-after Halloween costume this season, courtesy of her famous poof. The first one to adorn the Snooki costume was the one and only Ellen DeGeneres and the second celebrity to follow in her footsteps is none other than Joan Rivers. I know Snooki’s critics won’t miss this golden chance to degrade her, but Snooki is smarter than they think. She will, and she already has taken the acts as compliments. Go Snooki! Check out two more pics after the jump.
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Lindsay Lohan hits back at Joan Rivers

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I don’t know what exactly made Joan Rivers go ballistic and attack Lindsay Lohan over her personal problems (read: LiLo’s infamous court appearance with cuss word painted on her middle fingernail), but here’s how she had reacted on her Twitter page,

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

Though Samantha Ronson acted with lightning speed to defend her ex-girlfriend with a verbal attack aimed at Rivers, LiLo slammed Rivers with a hard-hitting misslie of her own on her Twitter page. In her own words,

Joan Rivers and her ’stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven. All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew - any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? In the words of 50 cent... ‘You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth’.

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