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Joan Rivers Hates Newt Gingrich

February 25th, 2012

Joan Rivers is one of the most annoying ladies on earth. She is extremely old and she still seems to think that she is funny, why? We’re not sure. Anyway, she went off on a little rant about Newt Gingrich recently and well…it kind of fell flat. Which is extremely sad because there is SO much to make fun of.

Joan said the following…

“Newt can never be president. Just the thought of him naked, gross! I don’t care about what Newt thinks — what is he going to do to me? He can go f**k himself.”

…what? She does realize that no one is waiting in line to see her old ass naked either, right? If you’re going to attack a politician, at least attack their positions — and trust me Newt takes a lot of attack-worthy positions.

However, if you really want to go personal with the attacks, then at least make fun of his scary ass wife. Have you seen that woman? She is so freaking creepy! Just look at the picture below…

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Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE]

February 2nd, 2012

On the most recent episode of, ‘Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best’ Joan proves she really does know best by getting high in a car with her friend. Joan and her friend Lynne parked their car and just decided to smoke some weed, why not? Maybe it might help relax Joan’s face a little bit. It has been looking a little uptight for a decade now, give or take a few years.

It turns out the weed did a little more than that, though. After they smoked the weed, they got hungry and decided they should go get some food. However, after Lynne tried to start the already running car, they decided it would be best not to drive. They did the responsible thing and called Joan’s daughter, Melissa!

Things get really weird when Joan is talking with Melissa on the phone. Joan can be heard laughing uncontrollably and bragging about how nice Lynne’s hair is. Eventually Melissa arrives to the scene and manages to get the potheads into her car, but not before they started shouting; “Food truck, food truck!”

There are lot of “WTF” moments in the video, so be sure to check it all out.

By the way, I realize the video is probably 100% fake. It’s too stereotypical not to be fake. Although, they did ask for some weird munching items like Cheerios, really? I guess when you are that old you have to eat heart healthy…even when you are stoned out of your mind. Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE] Joan Rivers Smokes Weed! [VIDEO INSIDE]

 

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Truly Terrifying Images of Joan Rivers without her Make-up!!! [Unbelievably Frightening Pictures Inside]

January 26th, 2012

We all know that Joan Rivers is the queen of plastic surgery, her face more of a mask then a face. And, luck for us, the tenacious comedian decided to let her viewers in on what plastic surgery really is – from the first appointment to the brutal surgery to the painful aftermath, on her and her daughter Melissa’s E! reality show Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best. But, viewers got more than they bargained for when the mask came off, exposing the make-up free monster that lay beneath the layers of foundation and powders. Melissa Rivers, Joan’s daughter, was desperate to stop her mother from undergoing the surgery to ‘tune up’ her saggy neck. Melissa begged her mother, telling her ‘I don’t want you to die.’ But, the 78 year old comedian was relentless, replying to her daughter ‘My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.’ And, shockingly, even though Joan has to have been through, like, a thousand of these things, her nerves were plain to see as they wheeled her into the O.R. Nevertheless, the most shocking part of the entire episode wasn’t the ‘skintervention’ Melissa tried on her mother, nor the caustic comments of the 78 year old Joan. No, the most shocking part of the premiering episode was when we saw Joan remove ‘her face.’ Truly, it was terrifying. Check out the pictures below… you’ll see.
 

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Snooki is a ‘Halloween Costume’ now!

October 29th, 2010

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Forget about those celebrity wax statues at Madame Tussauds, Jersey Shore’s Snooki has just laid down a new yardstick for us to gauge the popularity of any celebrity. She has become the most sought-after Halloween costume this season, courtesy of her famous poof. The first one to adorn the Snooki costume was the one and only Ellen DeGeneres and the second celebrity to follow in her footsteps is none other than Joan Rivers. I know Snooki’s critics won’t miss this golden chance to degrade her, but Snooki is smarter than they think. She will, and she already has taken the acts as compliments. Go Snooki! Check out two more pics after the jump.
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Lindsay Lohan hits back at Joan Rivers

July 14th, 2010

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I don’t know what exactly made Joan Rivers go ballistic and attack Lindsay Lohan over her personal problems (read: LiLo’s infamous court appearance with cuss word painted on her middle fingernail), but here’s how she had reacted on her Twitter page,

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

Though Samantha Ronson acted with lightning speed to defend her ex-girlfriend with a verbal attack aimed at Rivers, LiLo slammed Rivers with a hard-hitting misslie of her own on her Twitter page. In her own words,

Joan Rivers and her ’stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven. All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew - any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? In the words of 50 cent... ‘You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth’.

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