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Beautiful Joanna Krupa stretches in LA

Okay, I’m not sure why Joanna Krupa decided to bust out a pretty impressive looking stretch on the sidewalk in LA but she did and here’s a picture of her doing it. I guess maybe she just had a leg cramp? Doesn’t matter. This woman is beautiful. I love a girl who isn’t afraid to head out looking casual and relaxed and that’s not a side we often get to see of Joanna so this set of photos is a real treat for me. There’s something about this girl that appeals to me. It’s not just her gorgeous face and lovely body. I guess it’s just the general down-to-earth vibe I get from her.

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Sexy Joanna Krupa busting out of her dress

First and foremost, I would like to say I’m thrilled to have the chance to write about one of my favorite models/actresses, Joanna Krupa. While I’m honestly not big on her acting, I loved her on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ but more than that, I love the fact that she’s so passionate about PETA. I don’t always agree with PETA’s methods, but I’m completely behind their message. Good on ya, Joanna. Here making a visit to this season’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ finale in Los Angeles, Joanna is her usual gorgeous self. The woman is just so beautiful and her body? Flawless. I love Joanna and it’s nice to see her name connected with ‘Dancing’ again.

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Joanna Krupa Shows Russian Maxim Her Bikini Collection

It’s been forever since we’ve thought Joanna Krupa’s flawless body, and for that, we are truly sorry. Here to help us repent is the latest issue of Russian Maxim, in which Joanna plays “Robinson Crusue” in some thongs.

It’s not just a clever premise for a spread, it also makes us wonder what Joanna Krupa would want with her on a deserted island. The go-to answer for most people is “hot babe” (with “boat” winning a close second place), but what if you’re already the hot babe? Then, we suppose, you live the rest of your days on that island, happy as can be.

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Joanna Krupa in orange bikini

Joanna Krupa is one of those girls that just isn’t capable of looking unattractive. What a curse that must be. Seriously. I have never seen a picture of this girl looking less that stunning. Of course, these pictures are no different. I have to admit though, in the first picture she kind of looks like Sheryl Crow – someone I don’t find attractive at all. Even so, it’s hard to pay attention to any similarity in their facial features considering how how Joanna’s body is. Although she’s skinnier than I usually like my women, she’s an athletic sort of skinny. It’s obvious she works out and that effort is paying off.

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Joanna Krupa Looks Good in a Bikini

Joanna Krupa is a Polish-American super model mostly known for modeling her naked ass and such, so it’s not really a great surprise that she looks good in a bikini, it’s what she gets paid for. Perfect body, I could eat my bacon and eggs off that ass every morning for at least a decade, but there was always something a little weird with her face that I wasn’t too sure about, something I don’t approve of. You can’t see it in these pictures, but when you get a clear shot of her whole face you can, I guess it’s something about the mouth that looks off…. Maybe it’s because my penis isn’t in it.

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Joanna Krupa In A Killer Tight Dress

I’m not sure if I see "> Joanna Krupa’s actual nipples in these pictures or if I’m just wishing I see them and my mind is making it happen, but I see a hint of something in there. It really doesn’t matter, her dress is so friggin’ tight I can see pretty much everything and I love it. I would pay good money to see her putting this thing on, I bet she has to butter her naked body up first.

     
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Joanna Krupa is Pissed Off

Joanna Krupa is pissed that a company has used her image to promote its event without her permission. Although it’s not clear what the advertisement was and WHO this company actually is, Joanna is extremely serious about being extremely serious.

She filed a pair of lawsuits in Los Angeles Superior Court. She claims that the companies used her pictures and persona to advertise some sort of event. Legally, this is probably considered slander, defamation or libel or something. We’re not lawyers, so don’t look at us.

In each case, Krupa wants more than $25,000.

 

Joanna Krupa’s Pokies Were in Poland

Here, we don’t discriminate based on race or nationality. .. but then on about everything else. Oops. So thank God for Joanna Krupa that we don’t care that her and her pokey nipples are in Poland. For their top model show. Because apparently every country in Europe now needs to have a competitive reality show to find models. At least America has a good excuse, since most of its population only eat at McDonalds.

Her cute pokies make her boobs look they are waving us – and aren’t scary like Britney Spears (whose pokies actually represent her tits’ valiant effort to escape from her body). So we’ll wave right back and invade her tits, Poland style.

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PETA is a hoax!

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These are not my words, because I’ve already branded PETA as a soft porn-grinding machine engaged in exploiting animals and celebrities alike to secure it’s own profits. The latest revelation - that PETA is a hoax - comes from the Catholic League, and the reason is PETA’s new ad featuring model Joanna Krupa wearing nothing but a crucifix.

Fox News reports,

A new PETA advertisement featuring model Joanna Krupa wearing nothing but a crucifix and a seductive smile is “totally inappropriate” and exploitative of Christian symbols, critics say.

Krupa, a Playboy cover girl and a “Dancing With the Stars” regular, is seen topless and bottomless in the latest spot by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which urges people to adopt pets from rescue shelters instead of buying them from puppy mills.

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PETA insults Christianity with naked Joanna Krupa campaign

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A new PETA advertisement featuring model Joanna Krupa wearing nothing but a crucifix and a seductive smile is “totally inappropriate” and exploitative of Christian symbols, critics say.

Krupa, a Playboy cover girl and a “Dancing With the Stars” regular, is seen topless and bottomless in the latest spot by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which urges people to adopt pets from rescue shelters instead of buying them from puppy mills.

The Polish-born beauty appears in the ad with angel wings behind her and a digital halo over her head. Her private parts are covered — barely — by a large, well-placed metallic crucifix.

“It’s totally inappropriate,” said Deal Hudson, publisher of InsideCatholic.com, an online magazine. “It’s another instance of disrespect toward Christianity and another example of the kind of abuse that would never occur with any other major religion, because the outcry would be so immediate and so loud that the people behind it would immediately retreat.”

Krupa defended nudity earlier this year, claiming the human body is a work of art.

“I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous,” she told FoxNews.com’s Pop Tarts column in an exclusive interview. “And the fact is, Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it’s just showing a beautiful body that God created.”

Krupa, who bared her body in 2007 for PETA’s anti-fur campaign, led a protest on Tuesday outside  Barkworks, a Los Angeles pet store that PETA says “irresponsibly” sells puppies while hundreds of dogs remain in city animal shelters.

Her appearance further enraged PETA’s critics.

“The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees,” Catholic League President Bill Donohue said in a statement. “Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims.”

“PETA is a fraud,” Donohue continued. “It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

Krupa issued a statement responding to the Catholic League, saying: “As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God’s creation.”

Krupa isn’t the only Playboy pin-up to stand up for animals recently. Last week the Barbi Twins expressed their disappointment that President Obama did not choose a pound puppy for the White House.

“My sister and I are extremely disappointed in Obama for not adopting a puppy from the pound,” Shane told Pop Tarts. “In addition to saving a dog from getting killed at the pound, it would have been symbolic on all levels to what Obama claimed he was for — ‘change’ — and that he was for the ‘underdog,’ pun intended!”

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Joanna Krupa goes nude for

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This is Joanna Krupa’s debut appearance on CelebGuru... which puts me in a very awkward situation. I mean, even if I submit a 10-page statement to explain the situation, I will fail to justify myself for avoiding this hot babe so far. Anyway, here’s Joanna posing nude for the December issue of Playboy and reminding me how stupid I am. Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Cover Girl Joanna Krupa Says Posing for Playboy Empowering for Women

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Since its inception some 56 years ago, Playboy Magazine has been subjected to ongoing wrath from feminist groups over what some label a display of fake-breasted, plastic women and Hugh Hefner’s twisted personal vision of the ideal female.

However, the magazine’s December cover girl, bikini model and “DWTS” star Joanna Krupa, has something to say to those women who view the men’s magazine as sexist and demeaning to the female gender.

“I think they suffer from lack of knowledge and tunnel vision. How many of those self-important, so-called ‘feminists’ have been on the set when a celebrity shot a Playboy spread? There you go. What is feminist about discriminating a photo shoot just because it involves female (partial) nudity that happens to give men pleasure? Pathetic,” Krupa told Tarts in an exclusive interview.

“There are several great reasons why female celebs line up to shoot Playboy: finally a woman gets paid more than a man for comparable work, she gets to set the rules, gets to be in a real team work with other women, as many key positions at Playboy are in fact held by women!” Krupa adds. “She brings in her creative ideas, gets involved in the photo selection and ends up with something she co-created through and through.”

So is it hypocritical that actresses like Kate Winslet and Halle Berry can win Oscars after having performed intense sex scenes, and yet nobody seems to attack them with the anti-feminist tag?

“Our society is used to judging content by its package and label. The word ‘Playboy’ alone doesn’t exactly give most women a warm, fuzzy feeling, yet many of the Playboy photos end up in the most praised photo and art magazines and in critically acclaimed photo exhibitions,” Krupa said. “As for movies, over the years violence has become more graphic and bodies more naked even in Academy Award winning films. The excuse that nudity and even full blown sex-scenes are ’artistically required’ is laughable, as that would imply that all movies from the old days (that didn’t contain love scenes) were less artistic. So it simply comes down to ‘sex sells.’ Same goes for fashion magazines. You see A-list celebs and models already going topless in European fashion mags like Vogue.”

So is America behind the times?

“Every country has its own culture and sensitivities. It is obvious the Europeans are less sensitive to nudity in the media but more sensitive to violence instead, and in America it appears to be the other way around,” she added. “I’ve never heard of children being psychologically scarred by looking at a naked body, but we all know that watching violence has a desensitizing impact on children. Nudity is natural, after all.”

But back to Miss Krupa’s sexy shoot, shot in London by famed photographer Rankin. It turns out that Hef didn’t initially like the modern, artistic style of the pics and wanted a re-shoot.

“I declined to shoot with anyone else. Sure, an experiment always comes with a risk for a magazine. That’s why I am so glad that in the end Hef had faith in my shoot and now seems to be all excited about it,” she added. “I got to work with one of the most respected photographers in the world. I wanted him to shoot me and Playboy granted me that wish. Secondly, I really don’t display more skin than I saw on my last beach trip to St Tropez – and there were plenty of children running around. So, my cover and spread are sexy without being shocking.”

 

DWTS announced their fall dancing line up.

The 16 celebs announced for this season’s Dancing With the Stars:  singers Macy Gray, Mya and Aaron Carter, actors Ashley Hamilton, Melissa Joan Hart and Debi Mazar models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland and reality stars Mark Dacascos and Kelly Osbourne.  Others:  entertainer Donny Osmond, mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell, pro snowboarder Louie Vito, swimmer Natalie Coughlin, ex-Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin and former GOP leader Tom DeLay.

Sounds good to us. We are ready!!

 

We dream of a better dress for Joanna Krupa

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Joanna Krupa shouldn’t be allowed to dress herself.  Case in point, check out this odd, tummy-baring outfit she wore out to dinner in Hollywood.  It looks like the Maxim covergirl didn’t do too much eating because her stomach is still looking tight.

Interestingly, the model recently dished on the one thing she wouldn’t wear: fur.  Speaking about celebrities who wear dead animals, she said “Look at Diddy - he looks like a ‘tard. If you think you look hot in a fur jacket, you have issues.”

Joanna, honey, the same could be said about this copper ‘I dream of Jeannie’ mess you call a dress.

 

Joanna Krupa celebrates her topless Maxim photos

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Joanna Krupa brought her big cans to Vegas party hotspot LAVO to make big goofy open-mouthed poses for the camera. Her Maxim spread appears to be pretty epic, but Joanna was doing her best to twist her lips into some freaky formations. We’re sorry girl, the paps aren’t going to treat you with the same kind of Photoshop flair. Regardless, we’re still fans, as long she’s rockin’ that superstar bod.

 

Supermodel rips Terrell Owens a new one (with video)

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Somewhere out there, dozens of NFL players are dowloading images of Joanna Krupa and pinning them inside their lockers, grinning from ear to ear. In normal circumstances, a woman swearing like a sailor would be a turn-off, but because it was aimed at the king of trash-talk Terrell Owens, somehow it just makes her hotter.

For those out there whose life doesn’t evolve around their cat, their inflatable doll and Reality TV, “The Superstars,” is a new reality competition that premiered on Tuesday.The show puts professional athletes and celebrities in teams of two for some seriously tough physical competitions. Each week the bottom four teams according to points compete in an elimination obstacle course.

In this first episode, model Joanna Krupa did not losing the loser’s race in tandem kayaking or care much for Owens getting his foot caught in the cargo net, the final hurdle in the elimination obstacle course so she went off on him.

“I’ll be a prima donna like you been”

 
“S**t, S**t. “Unf***ing believable.”

“F**k this shit!”

“So cocky? For what? You got in the NFL?”

“Unf***ing believable.”

“I don’t want a teammate like that. Calls himself an athlete. What does he get a million dollars for?”

“No T.O., Not ‘Let’s go.’ You’re the one that F***ed up. We could have won. So shut up!”

Here’s Terrell’s comeback while walking the walk of shame:  “I really feel bad for her boyfriend. I really feel bad for him.”