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Julia Roberts sucks at running too

Julia Roberts took to the streets of her neighborhood yesterday in the hope that running a block at 3 miles an hour would make her look semi-descent in a bikini and ended up almost passing out half way through. Which is why i posted these, horrible, horrible bikini pics of her from just two months ago. I’m all about empowering women to reach their full potential. Run, Julia, run!!!

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Wait, is Scarlett Johansson Pregnant..? Oh OK, Just Fat

These pictures were taken of Scarlett Johansson on Sunday as she went for a jog with her new not-so-super-secret boyfriend Sean Penn, starting rumors that she was actually pregnant. Well the rumors spread like wildfire and her rep had to deny the pregnancy rumors by blaming the whole thing on her shirt. No, really:

“She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

Why not just blame it on her sports bra. Say it’s pushing her boobs so far back they are coming out from all angles. That seems believable, right?

But yeah, she’s running. Which is obviously a sign she wants to lose weight. Consider me a genius. End of story.

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Renee Zellweger is working hard at being the best man she can be for Bradley Cooper

article-0-0A09293C000005DC-311_224x540Because lemonface is getting ready to squint and purse her lips at Bradley Cooper for as long as they shall both live (or until Bradley Cooper decides to admit she was a desperate man’s sub for Ricky Martin) – and that’s an educated guess based on her visiting a wedding gown store and meeting his parents recently – she run around the streets of Paris trying to chase away any womanly curves are still hiding in her bra, giving Parisians acid reflux with her sexiness (assuming sexiness was a bottle of vinegar you wanted to have sex with). Renee is in Paris with Bradley who is promoting his movie the A-Team in which he pretends to be attracted to Jessica Biel. You know, the one with the long flowing hair, big breasts, round ass, wears lipstick and mascara? Bradley just puked in a bucket didn’t he?