Julia Roberts took to the streets of her neighborhood yesterday in the hope that running a block at 3 miles an hour would make her look semi-descent in a bikini and ended up almost passing out half way through. Which is why i posted these, horrible, horrible bikini pics of her from just two months ago. I’m all about empowering women to reach their full potential. Run, Julia, run!!!








Because lemonface is getting ready to squint and purse her lips at Bradley Cooper for as long as they shall both live (or until Bradley Cooper decides to admit she was a desperate man’s sub for Ricky Martin) – and that’s an educated guess based on her visiting a wedding gown store and meeting his parents recently – she run around the streets of Paris trying to chase away any womanly curves are still hiding in her bra, giving Parisians acid reflux with her sexiness (assuming sexiness was a bottle of vinegar you wanted to have sex with). Renee is in Paris with Bradley who is promoting his movie the A-Team in which he pretends to be attracted to Jessica Biel. You know, the one with the long flowing hair, big breasts, round ass, wears lipstick and mascara? Bradley just puked in a bucket didn’t he?




